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In a word, kill those who don't respect you.

1. You look very refreshing.

2. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange a water pipe?

3. Mosquitoes will want to commit suicide if they bite your face.

4. You snore loudly when you go to bed, and your underwear is often worn backwards.

5. You think you can do it when it clears up and the rain stops.

6. You are so clever that you know you are a person.

7. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

8. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a wooden stick.

1. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

11. Hippo crushed by Noah's Ark, new volcanic eruption. A hippopotamus crushed by Noah's ark, a new volcanic eruption.

12. I won't cry for you anymore. My mascara is not cheap.

13. What apology? False comfort! Get the hell away from me.

14. A gentleman's adult beauty is not an adult's evil. The villain is the opposite.

15. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

16. The oversized and shameless loudspeaker is a disgrace to Eskimos.

17. Garbage people who stink are the source of the term "spit".

18. Hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

19. After leaving, don't say wish me happiness. What qualifications do you have to wish me happiness?

2. Don't drag it in front of me like 258,, and put on a POSE.

second, the short sentences of advanced people

1. Give you the face you want, and it is polite to talk to you.

2. Drink my enthusiasm as water, and it will burn you to death one day.

3. Look at you with a human face but a heart worse than an animal.

4. I'm mean and vicious. If I don't protect myself, who will protect me?

5. it's not that I have no temper, but you don't deserve my anger!

6. If you are heartless, I will stop. If I have left, I can't turn back.

7. Take medicine if you like it, and kill it if you hate it. Anyway, I will do whatever it takes.

8. What are you looking at? It's not like I've never seen you turn into a dog.

9. The dog that attracted me, where are you? The owner misses you.

1. Don't say that you will change, which will hinder my pace and waste my youth.

11. The more polite I am to you, the more I want nothing to do with you.

12. Me Before You, I always thought that at least the green tea bitch was good-looking.

13. An interesting soul with a charming bastard makes a love rat.

14. If you leave, don't come back. All you can walk is garbage and a changed dog.

15. even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.

16. Don't look down on me with your dog. I am more powerful than you can imagine.

17. Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with me, but I don't need you.

18. If you pour cold water on me, I will collect it bit by bit and pour it back to you.

19. I'm here to tell you what the hell you can do to me.

2. I am who I am. I don't need to disguise myself beyond recognition or suppress my heart.

Third, there is no swearing in all words

1. It's no use being handsome. You can use that face to swipe your card after consumption.

2. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan once.

3. If being handsome is a gift from God, God doesn't seem to look at you.

4. it's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal.

5. How a man dies: Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-beautiful death.

6. I'm a passer-by who you turned around and forgot. Why should I accompany you to spend the rest of your life?

7. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben is born from the same root. What's the hurry?

8. After all, this is not a society that people and bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

9. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

1. Go get a haircut and change your hair style. It's the best to look at your face like this.

11. He always sits still before being tempted; He was always unyielding before he was tortured.

12. Do you have a childhood shadow? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth, youth and year after year.

13. If you ever learn to be sincere, I think people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.

14. Why keep you when you have the wrong person? Now that I've split you up, why the fuck do you want me? Sorry, there is no shortage of dogs in life.

15. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have nightmares.

16. I want to make those who love me proud, those who abandon me regret it, those who hate me are not satisfied, and those who laugh at me are dumbfounded.

17. Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are regarded as straw dogs, saints are unkind, and people are regarded as straw dogs. Time is unkind, and thousands of generations have turned to slaughter and suppress males.

18. Don't judge my appearance, because I don't eat by my face, and don't judge my virtue, because you are not nobler than me.

19. Junk food is particularly delicious, and scum is particularly attractive. What are you proud of? You are just beginning to be fascinated by what I don't want.

2. Don't show off your so-called high profile! You are dirty, don't touch me! Who are you to talk to me like that?