Comments on QQ dedicated to the Spring Festival

1 If you eat something, you will never spit it out again, so think clearly before eating. So is love.

2 I don’t have a pot. If I had a pot, I would stew you!

3 When I took out the mosquito snapper, all the mosquitoes were silent.

4 I am Manchu, but I have never been satisfied!

5 There is a beast that looks a lot like you.

6 You have lost love more times than Chinese football has failed.

7 Brother is just a game, but you are obsessed with it.

8 I climbed to the top of the ladder with great difficulty, but found that the ladder was placed on the wrong wall

9 My so-called dream is to dream at night and daydream during the day

10 It is better to be diligent and frugal than to make money and know how to spend money

11 As a monk, my mission is to share love with all living beings.

12 There are many levels of low self-esteem. The highest level of inferiority complex is bragging that you are a genius in everything you do.

13 Put down the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages

14 There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them

15 Don’t want to be an abbot The priest is not a good priest!

16 Don’t eat from the bowl and worry about what’s in the pot. Eat directly from the pot, which will save you worry.

17 We are walking so fast that our souls can’t keep up

18 This book is very, very beautiful, so I have been reluctant to read it.

19 Society has deteriorated, and the earth needs to reinstall its system

20 I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.

21 The person I love has a beautiful name, but the person who loves me is miserable!

22 The earth will rotate, people will change, loving you is eternal, and marrying you is impossible!

23 Things locked by time still have to wait for time to open.

24 A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will have a child.

25 In the long night of sleepless nights, what else can we pursue besides creating human beings.

26 Having no love in life, prepare to hibernate. If you have any important matters like sharing money for food, drinks, entertainment, etc., call me on my mobile phone! The rest will be discussed next spring

27 First love is most likely to become a sacrifice on the altar of youth.

28 Many people don’t even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens outside the earth.

29 Five years ago I was worried that there would be no talented people in the world, but now I am afraid that I am not a capable person.

30 The psychological quality of my brother is so good, it’s like he has no psychological quality. Funny sayings about the Chinese New Year, funny Chinese New Year jokes

1. If meeting you will cost me all my luck, then please stay away from me. I want to play cards during the New Year.

2. I won’t accept gifts during the Chinese New Year this year. I will only accept gifts from Grandpa Mao.

3. Don’t send me any holiday blessings during the Chinese New Year. A red envelope can make me feel your sincerity.

4． The biggest fear during the Chinese New Year is that I politely pushed away your red envelope, but you believed it.

5. After the Chinese New Year, it’s time to visit relatives and friends. This year, I must adopt the attitude of an elder and ask my cousins ??how they did in their final exams. This is how I care about the next generation.

6. From having nothing at the beginning of the year to being penniless at the end of the year, don’t forget your original intention and your busy life will be in vain.

7. Do you want to consider staying with me? I’ll give you all the New Year’s money.

8. During the Chinese New Year, you are most afraid of seeing a little kid covering his ears and smiling at you, but you don’t know where the gun is.

9. My mother asked me to bring my boyfriend home to meet him during the Chinese New Year. I said: No, Lu Han is quite busy recently.

My dad gave me a backhand slap: Where was that Song Joong-ki from last year? My mother slapped the table: Wasn’t the guy named Lee Jong Suk the year before last?

10. For a foodie, if you don’t gain weight during the New Year, you are already losing weight.

11. If any relative asks me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I will ask him about his year-end bonus!

12. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it back and forth. Actually, I'm really afraid that it will really be pushed away.

13. There are only 364 days until the Chinese New Year. Looking back on the last Chinese New Year, it seems like just yesterday.

14. Every time relatives and friends ask me during the Chinese New Year: Have you found a partner? I would be very smart and silently look for his children, and then ask kindly: How much is the final exam?

15. On days when I can't see my beloved, I feel like all the new clothes I bought were in vain.

16. During the Chinese New Year, talking about achievements will hurt your feelings.

17. If you see me looking bad during the Chinese New Year, don’t think too much, it’s because you forgot to give me a red envelope.

18． If I were a winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts to fill myself up with rich knowledge, and not cause trouble to the owner during the New Year.

19. Does anyone want red envelopes for Chinese New Year? Hurry up and send me a private message so I can delete it for you so as not to affect my Chinese New Year.

20. What four words can Chinese people use to calm their conflicts? New Year’s Eve

21. I hope you can throw a bunch of red envelopes at my face during the New Year, just for such a simple and crude friendship.

22. The most hypocritical saying during the Chinese New Year is: Hey, just come and bring whatever you want.

23. I went to the supermarket this afternoon and when I was about to leave after checking out, a security guard stopped me and said: Wait a minute, what is that bulging thing inside your clothes? I lifted up my coat angrily and shouted loudly: This is meat, this is meat! My own! Just grew up during the Chinese New Year!

24. You don’t need to give me red envelopes during the Chinese New Year this year, just help me finish my homework.

25. If you don’t eat fat during the Chinese New Year, how can you be worthy of the dead chickens, ducks and fish?

26. The boys who don’t give red envelopes to girls during the Chinese New Year are short with short legs, single and have weak kidneys.

27. If you still get lucky money during the New Year, remember to send me a red envelope. You have to remember that I am not a child anymore. I can protect you if anything happens in the future. Funny quotes for diaosi

1. The earth will rotate, people will change, loving you is eternal, but marrying you is impossible!

2. Your shameless look has the charm of me when I was young.

3. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, I should cry first.

4. Others vomit truth after drinking, but I only vomit food after drinking.

5. How many students have failed at the end of the text: reciting the full text.

6. How can a blood-stained painting of mountains and rivers be compared to a little cinnabar between your eyebrows.

7. Damn mosquitoes, I’m not your father. Why do you keep eating and drinking from me?

8. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ!

9. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

10. You are just like a dumpling, and it’s okay for a dog to follow you.

11. I must be reincarnated as a man in my next life, and then marry a woman like me.

12. I don’t know who will be like me and can’t conquer high heels.

13. No one looks down on you, because others don’t look at you at all, everyone is very busy.

14. In fact, I am a genius, but it is a pity that God is jealous of talents.

15. Some people are alive, but she is already dead; some people are alive, but he should have died long ago!

16. Stop barking. No one will care if you bark again. You are just a pig!

17. People like you can only live for two episodes at most in a TV series.

18. When you are sad, hold back your sadness and smile bravely.

19. The earth will rotate, people will change, loving you is eternal, and marrying you is impossible!

20. I am ambitious enough to meet anyone’s madness.

21. As a homebody, I am very satisfied with my behavior.

22. My intelligence is invincible, and my stupidity is invincible.

23. Whoever looks for a girl these days, if he does, it means he is incompetent.

24. Although I am not a horse, I am not an ordinary donkey.

25. I don’t want a large crowd in a fight, I only want people who dare to fight.

26. The most beautiful sound in the world is the sound of the bell.

27. The reason why I am very confident is because confidence is free.

28. Mistress: I really love you. Big money: There is missing the word "money" behind your words.

29. When I am drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I will hold on to the wall.

30. I still can’t express my feelings. Rich text. Funny quotes about celebrating the New Year without money

1. Although I don’t have a car, a house, or money, I have a cute heart

2. When I was young Don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that you will have many days without money in the future.

3. Wife, I have been working for a year and I haven’t saved any money this year. I have nothing. . My wife gently held my hand and said, Husband, you don’t have everything. At least, you still have the nerve to go home! And your face is thicker than last year’s New Year! .... Dedicated to 20xx, and no. Men who save money!

4. I don’t want to spend all my money during the New Year. Friends want to go out and relatives want to pay New Year greetings. I don’t want to spend money on food and clothing, and my life needs to be improved. .

5. At the end of the year, my family is feeling cold, and I’m still searching my pockets, but I can’t find any of my New Year’s goods.

6. Children, my sister tells you that during the Chinese New Year, bring a sack with you and tell him, fill this sack with me or I won’t leave.

7. Didn’t go home. Before, my parents said they missed me, but after I came back, I found out that they just wanted to scold me. I got scolded for getting up late, scolding me for watching TV, scolding me for playing on my mobile phone, scolding me for not going out at home, and scolding me for going out to play. I get scolded no matter what I do.

8. When a relative asks me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I ask him about his year-end bonus!

9. I really hope that when I receive a red envelope, it will be written in it. Here's another pack

10. I have no money, no power, no figure, no looks, but I live a carefree and painless life. Are you envious?

11. The most beautiful thing at the moment? The scary thing is: there is no lower limit for your grades; you are not successful in socializing; you are ugly but you still control your appearance, and you are willful even if you have no money.

12. The real friends around you have nothing to do with your beauty and ugliness, but everything to do with you. It doesn't matter whether you have money or not, but it does have something to do with whether you are kind and humorous. A friend is not the one who can help you when you are in trouble, but he must be the one who will not laugh at you.

13. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and the days without money are too long.

14. In today’s society, it is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money.

15. Rich people are afraid of others. Know that he has money, but a person who has no money is afraid that others will know that he has no money.

16. In the eyes of Chinese people, it is wrong not to get married, it is wrong not to have children, it is wrong to have a caesarean section, it is wrong to marry young and old, it is wrong to have plastic surgery, it is wrong to have money, and it is even worse to have no money. ..... Your own life must be judged by others to be on the right track.

17. I love you but never dare to confess to you. I know that lovesickness is painful but I miss lovesickness bitterly. ?

18. What to do if you are hungry? Have a hot pot! What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach! What to do if you have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if I miss you? ?Go to the pig pen!

19. Do you like to visit the supermarket? Why don't you like it? You have no money and no one to accompany you.

20. Even if you have been hurt by a friend, you should be happy that at this age when you have no money, no power, no power, everyone comes together for nothing.

21. I don’t want to celebrate the New Year, and I’m a little annoyed because I have to pay the debt if I don’t come back. I don’t want to celebrate the New Year, why is it so difficult? The old and young generations are happy, but it is difficult to harm the young and middle-aged. It’s hard to celebrate the New Year, and it’s hard to celebrate the New Year every year!

22. In order to prevent spending money randomly during the New Year, I have spent all the money in advance. This is me, the unexpected me, I am me, The fireworks are different, I even get angry when I see them!!!

23. Funny quotes about people who have no money as the Chinese New Year is approaching, and funny quotes about people who have no money as the Chinese New Year is approaching

24. I don’t want to spend all my money during the Chinese New Year. Friends want to go out and relatives want to pay New Year greetings. I don’t want to spend money on food and clothing during the Chinese New Year. Wear new clothes and improve your life.

25. I don’t want to celebrate the New Year, and I feel a little annoyed because I have to pay the debt if I don’t come back. I don’t want to celebrate the New Year, why is it so difficult? The old and young generations are happy, but it is difficult to spoil the young and middle-aged people. It is difficult to celebrate the New Year, and it is difficult to celebrate the New Year every year!

26. I have always been strong and never shed tears easily. Someone just asked me and made me cry... Do you have money to celebrate the New Year? Do you have new clothes? I cried like crazy

27. Someone talked behind my back about my lack of money to celebrate the New Year, and I laughed. , lit a cigarette and sat on a tree branch and thought for a day, who leaked the news?!!

28. The Chinese New Year will be over in more than ten days, I don’t want to celebrate the Chinese New Year, I have no money in my pocket, elders Want to give gifts, lucky money for children.

29. In order to prevent spending money randomly during the New Year, I have spent all the money in advance. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I get angry just looking at them! !!

30. Time flies, and it has been 15 years since I last collected New Year’s money. Time has passed again, and it has been a year since I last sent out lucky money. Time shook me for the third time. It’s less than half a month until my next New Year’s gift, and I’m a little dizzy.

31. The Chinese New Year is just over ten days away. I don’t want to celebrate the Chinese New Year. I don’t have any money in my pocket. The elders want to give gifts and the children need lucky money.

32. The requirements for looking for a sex partner during the Spring Festival are as follows: You must be bold and dare to try new tricks. There are no special requirements in terms of appearance. Your body must be flexible. It is best to be about the same age as me. I can’t accept it if you are too old. , I’m afraid you won’t be able to accept it, so hurry up!

33. Someone said behind my back that I had no money to celebrate the New Year. I laughed, lit a cigarette and sat on a tree branch for a day and thought about who leaked the news. Rumor?!

34. In my current state, I am a fool, a scumbag, a fool, with no money, no looks, no height, and no partner.

35. Even if Chris has no money, no house, no car, he still has Megni

36. A rich Rolls-Royce will work to death without money

37. Whenever. When you have no money and no power. My brother is still by my side. When a person is down and out. The brothers still stick with each other. We all have to be together, sweet and bitter. It's because we are good brothers. Good brothers go together. No matter when

38. Women always say that men become bad when they have money.

I want to ask, do you want a man who has no money and is not bad? Love?

39. I have no car, no money, no house, no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you until you grow old.

40. Reality tells me that I can’t even keep friends without money