Live a happy self and talk about being a happy self.

Talking to the person you like is like talking to God. You mean they never respond.

I am so handsome mainly because I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me this mouth, I wouldn't be talking nonsense here.

3. The husband and wife are separated. Every time I miss my wife, I can only smoke silently. A year later, I successfully quit smoking.

4, good and evil will eventually be rewarded, grab my man, I will grab your man.

Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I'm slow and a little cute.

6. Take you to heaven, or I will throw you into hell myself.

7. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.

He doesn't care about you, don't worry, I'm too lazy to care about you.

9. I am unreasonable, excusing my own mistakes and favoring others. I am unfair, and whoever I love is right.

10, I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

My smile will be the last weapon to kill you.

12, life can't be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready before cooking.

13, I aimed at it gently, just like I squatted down gently, and I gently shot farewell to the bandits in the distance.

14. In hahaha's eyes, all diseases originated from not drinking water, not eating vegetables and not going to bed early.

15, 10,000 rounds of happiness, 1,000 rounds of drunkenness, the idle people in the world go to heaven.

16, there is no age difference in love, as long as the face looks good, it will not be a problem for 5,000 years.

17, I just want to be myself. Please forgive me if I have offended you.

18, don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think.

19, you don't have to show your circle of friends for three days, I don't want to watch it all day.

Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

2 1, play hard, don't be too serious, anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

22. When I marry a lover in the future, I will thank you for not marrying.

23, rain, night, insomnia, give it to me. Cool breeze, dawn and sweet dreams are all for you. This is the key and this is my lock.

24. The world is so dark. Who should I give my heart to?

25. The abbreviation of elopement is SB, and AV is followed by SB after the keyboard.

26. I am in a good mood today. I'm going to treat myself and put more salt in my cooking at night.

27. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

28, don't think how awesome you are, no matter how powerful perfume can't make a leek box.

I love you in every way you know or don't know.

30. I have a Taoist friend, and I also have an abbot, Lao Tie!

3 1, excuse me, miss, would you please take your chest out of my hand?

32, watch the fans die behind, turn around and scare away millions of heroes.

A girl like you can't get married, even if she does, it will be blamed on others.

34. People say I am fat, but in fact I am thin.

35. Love is nothing more than two endings: either, go home separately, or, Nima becomes my mother.

36. It's nothing if you can't get it, but it's a joke if you can't keep it!

37. A few years ago, I planned to gain weight and have some fun. I didn't know I was tall until I went to weighing scale this year!

38. A day is actually very short. As soon as the computer is turned on and off, it will pass.

39. After a busy night, I finally fed the mosquitoes! The bodies were packed one by one.

40. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

4 1, I never speak human words, I always speak myths.

42. If being fat is also a crime, then I'm already guilty.

43. Some people have stable careers, while others have stable families. What about me? My vital signs are stable.

I am used to your love, so I won't allow you to betray.

Looking forward to our future, but the reality has played a huge joke on me.

46. Stop managing this new world with new thinking!

47. I'm suffering something I shouldn't, and no one asks me if I'm tired.

48. I tried to be an interesting person, and then I went astray and became a joke.

49. My true identity is very secret, but my dark circles seem to have exposed me as a national treasure recently.

50. If I take off my singles day, I will never copy the ink of the four classical novels.

5 1, no matter what dog you are admitted to, you must believe that you have a bright future.

52. White shirts turn yellow easily. Generally, laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people have a headache about it. Take some headache medicine when washing.

You must hold your head high so that others can't see your double chin.

54. You will never be an excellent college student, but you will rely on excellent quality!

55. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

56. I can love you until everyone knows it, or I can make you disappear without a trace.

57. I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

58. Gorgeous appearance is inner roughness, but roughness is gorgeous.

Please don't swear to me easily, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning.

60. If you want to decide, you decide. There is no next step, and there is no reason.

6 1, yesterday has passed, and tomorrow and the future should be cherished.

62. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low to count the moon.

63. It is annoying and difficult to go to work, so I want to go out to play when I go to work.

64. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

65. Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no season!

66. Don't comfort me. You don't have to worry about looking in the mirror to restore your good mood.

Poverty is like poison, no one wants to taste it.

68. Losing is more terrible than not getting it, because it has one more process.

69. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that my heart is lacking.

70. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after the holiday, you can't recognize me as fat!

7 1, after the exam, no matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.

72. Your skin is the most magical part of your body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

73. Three tragedies in life: being too familiar to be a couple, being too hungry to eat, and being too sleepy to sleep.

74. Ben Daxian watches the celestial phenomena at night, and the teenagers who love me will become more and more promising and capable.

75. The strawberry in the neck was planted, and the boat of love sailed.

76. At that time, you were young and liked to pretend to be literary. Now that you are well, you only like money.

77. I can't sleep I don't know how many sheep I counted at a time, and it began to dawn!

78. When you throw a stone, it is often you who trip over. When you dig a hole, you often jump by yourself.

79. If you like something, don't ask others if it looks good. Like is better than all truth, and principle is not equal to my pleasure.

80. If you can't be cruel to others, be cruel to yourself. If you force yourself to be stronger, no one dares to be hard on you.

8 1, can the voice be put down, and who can put the god horse on the shelf? What I am afraid of is the road to the king, and the sound world will always dominate.

82. You are the only export link on my homepage, and I am one of your many friendly links!

83. Why do some people like to show their ankles? Because this is probably the thinnest place in their whole body.

84, no desire, can only show that you are insensitive!

85. I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.