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Aestheticism is about controlling the sky with words. Love is old, and it is best to go back to childhood.

First, you are a cactus that grows in my heart. The longer you stay, the deeper your thorn will pierce my heart, and the bigger my heart will occupy.

Second, the degree to which a person cares about you is directly proportional to the speed of replying to your information.

One day, your edges and corners will be smoothed by the world, you will pull out your thorns, and you will learn to smile at the people you hate.

-I'm afraid I can't catch you and leave me alone *

A person is really mature only if he can laugh at everything.

6. Some people pay for you, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Someone cut out your heart, but you still pretend not to be sad because you love it too much.

Seven, there is a kind of pain, very painful, painful to the left atrium, and then despair.

I would like to change your life with my three fireworks.

If there is, if you comfort me by my side, if you follow me by my side.

No matter how much you hate your school, you will miss it after leaving for a long time.

I waited a long time to hear from you. I waited until I said, Hehe, do you think I'm telling a joke?

I won't compete with an idiot, so others won't know which one is an idiot.

Trust is a knife. Give it to others easily. You deserve to be stabbed to death.

Fourteen, some things have happened, you can only accept some people. If we lose them, we must let go of some roads. If you choose, there is no turning back. ..

Fifteen, a sense of security, is the stability of the dust settled, is the belief that never give up.

Sixteen, how many people do you have to love to love me?

Seventeen, because of love, so compassion; Because you know, you are tolerant.

Eighteen, hormones are only responsible for love at first sight, Plato is responsible for growing old together.

Nineteen, about the past, about you, come to an end; About the future, about me, so stay tuned.

Twenty, something has happened, and you can only accept some people. Without them, we can only let go of some roads. If you choose, you can't go back ..

Twenty-one.-When love comes to an end, it comes to an end. At that time, you didn't want to end it.

22. Hurtful jokes are never jokes.

Don't judge me by my past, I'm not who I used to be.

Twenty-four, youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous falling. In the end, I earned 200 million yuan, one frustrated and one recalled.

Twenty-five, take the initiative to find you is not for your perfunctory//

26. If you don't understand why I am inexplicably angry, you can only say that you don't know me well enough.

I just want to have everything I want by my own efforts.

28. This world is a happy playground in your hands, and no one can shut it down except you.

Don't give me the illusion if you don't feel it.

Thirty, yours is so cute, declaring that I am just an ordinary powder.

It's a pity that I'm not as good as him, and I can't tolerate your unreasonable troubles at any time.

Tianruoyouqing

1 If it's just simple men and women, can they love each other?

Stealing is evil, but stealing a person's heart is happy.

Love eats people, and I am eaten by love, and there are no bones left.

If the train can pass by every station, why can't his heart stop me?

On the road of love, two people are good, three people are too much.

People are afraid to face love when they are old, just like Romeo and Juliet can only live at eighteen forever.

Maybe it was a mistake from the beginning. We are all alone on the road. Two shadows are better than multiple voices in the meeting.

When you are drunk, you always know that another person is awake and happy. When you are happy, someone can celebrate depression and encourage each other. That's it.

First, two lonely people are getting closer and closer.

I like to be submerged in this kind of love, which is unique in the world. I like crazy, absurd and irrational, but this is love.

I'm like a madman. Although I am gone, my heart and eyes still follow him.

10 If the wind can fall in love with clouds and flowers can bloom towards the sun, why can't I love him? If the train can pass through the scenery of every station, why can't his heart let me stay?

1 1 After that, you will be lonely in heaven, and you will want me to hug you and not be lonely in hell.

12 my love. I know how strong love and missing are. Even if I leave this room, even if I leave your side, I still long for it.

It's good to hear your voice.

13 I am willing to listen to you wholeheartedly all my life, and I will always be by your side.

14 season dongyang: we are impossible. You are the morning sun, but what am I? Why should I let you like it?

Zhan Yan: I want to light you.

15 Cough can't be banned.

16 The most unreasonable thing in the world is love. When it leaves, you should know that it came without warning. When we found it, we were in love.

17 both love and love are justified, and both bad and bad are justified. When he dare not say, he can only hint, then he really loves that person.

18 love is the most rare thing in the world. It is impossible to meet the right person at the right time, and it is only when you meet the right person at the right time that you can become love.

19 Some love can make people breathless and even suffocate, while some love is like a long-lost soul, which makes people feel comfortable and safe.

Love is not a party, nor a fun party. Having fun is not the theme of love.

2 1 I seem to be tug of war with the air, but I don't know why.

Love is like going to the market, it is always so crowded. Everyone has someone to fall in love with. Just like going to the market, I can't stay with you silently all the time.

Watching you go to the market party every night, you are partying, and I am so lonely at night.

I need more light than this. If I can't fully illuminate, please don't appear in my life.

I can't just like one person all my life. I want to try and see if I still have the ability to like others.

Compassion is a higher level than love. Love can make you happy sometimes, but sympathy can make the other person happy.

I won't embarrass you when we break up. I won't let you be the last person in the world to know. I will be more sad than you.

I decided to love you all my life, not yours, but mine. Even if you die now, I will love you to death as long as I live.

Love may be unpredictable, but love is very clear and can't escape.

Loving him is like breathing. I can't forget him, otherwise it will be like being unable to breathe and choking.

Didn't you just change your mind? Don't you love it anymore? If you want to break up, you can say with your mouth that tears are precious things.

3 1 no longer love you, no longer love you, never.

Either you love me or you give up on me. If you can't do it, you have to repent.

In fact, even if a person can't be together in my heart, he is happy, belongs to himself, is unique and can't be taken away by others.

34 Ji Dongyang: I will tell you what filth is. If I accept you today and we love each other, that's filth. A man in his late forties stole from a girl.

Youth enjoys her body and is filthy. I know you are still young, but I pretend I haven't been lying to you all the time. Age is not a problem at all.

That's disgusting. How many years of love in this world is the love of years? The first word is forget. You must forget your age first. I'll do it alone.

I can't see that you have grown up. Sign your name on every report card, attend every parent-teacher meeting, and use sanitary napkins for the first time.

Author: Xiao Wen 2006- 1-30 0 1:53 Reply to this speech.

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2 days in love, classic lines: 68 I collect! Welcome to add ...

I bought it for you. You are almost my daughter. I can't pretend that you are just an insignificant girl. How did it happen between us?

What is a love affair?

A person with desire will become greedy.

I can't look at him, listen to his voice, smell him and stop loving him, which means that if you leave that room, you can stop loving him. No, but I have to try.

Look, close your eyes, close your ears, and block everything. It hurts not to see or hear, but it doesn't matter. No one knows whether your heart will change after a long period of pain.

I felt it, and then I succeeded, and I stopped loving him.

A rough soul, does he know the difference between diamond and glass? Does he know that low-key is also a noble beauty?

Whoever loves is his puppet.

The saddest thing about love is meeting the right person at the wrong time. There is no trace of time, but nothing can compete with it.

Zhan Yan: If I leave, no one will make a birthday cake for you, and no one will expect to be with you. There is only one woman named Zhan Yan in this world.

I hope fifteen years will pass in the blink of an eye, because she loves you too much and is willing to exchange her youth.

Zhan Yan: I promised. I swear to God that I will never love him again. How long will it last forever? How long will a lifetime last?

Is he dead or am I dead? Can the pain end when people die?

Zhan Yan: Don't tell me these two words. I hate my youth. Twenty-eight, thirty-eight, he won't abandon me. He won't refuse to love me. I hate my eighteen.

Zhan Yan: Will I see you? I've already met you. If I just meet you and can't stay, I might as well not meet you.

Zhan Yan: You are younger than one year old and I am older than one year old. One day, there will be as many candles on my cake as yours.

Zhan Yan: I love you so much. I hope that after 15 years, as soon as I open my eyes, there will be a woman who loves you enough to spend her youth with you.

That man, the man who should love me the most in the world, doesn't love me.

Fang Yian: Fan Xiao, forgive me.

Li: What you did wrong was to change your mind. Every minute in this world, people are changing their minds. You're not the only traitor. Don't blame yourself.

Fang: Fan Xiao, don't punish me like this.

Li: You overestimate me, Ian. I'm just accepting all your cruelty to me. I have no conditions to punish you. You met her, and I accepted.

I care about her, I accept falling in love with her, I accept that you finally leave me, and I also accept a person who can only accept passively. Who is qualified to talk about punishment?

Fang: Can you or are you willing to accept my return with sympathy?

Li: You know, I have fantasized about this scene countless times, and finally I accepted the fact that you left me.

Fang: I was wrong. Can you forgive my weakness? Everyone makes mistakes. Can you forgive me for the mistake I made during my trip to get a glimpse of the scenery?

Can you forgive me for getting lost at the station?

Li: You simply explained that you changed your mind and got off at the wrong station. I am your partner. We agreed to go to the finish line together, but you turned me down.

Is Zhan Yan just the scenery outside your window? No, when you ran to her with your back to me, you thought she was the final destination of your life. You are too strong.

Run to her and never look back. I am your scenery. A short visit here will never look back. You are so cruel to me.

Love is meeting the right person at the right time. This person is a kind of love that you can't expect or prepare.

I am proud that my love is purer than every one of you. Love cannot be the second best. What a precious feeling love is.

How can we pay attention to it? Only love or not love the second best love will not last long.

I will be healthy, because I want to grow old with you. If I can do this, I will be very happy.

5 1 Zhan Yan: A pair of whore. There is no place for you here.

Wang Qi: I just stepped down from my post. You will never stay there. You'll never know that he likes to lie on the right before going to bed.

There is only one color for underwear. I don't like taking a bath, but I like taking a shower.

Zhan Yan: Shut up.

Wang Qi: Where are you? In the guest room, you are a guest, a guest who cannot leave.

Who loves who owes, everyone is someone else's debt.

Have you seen A Dream of Red Mansions? There are only two classic sentences in the book. I sold 300 fakes a day, but I haven't bought a real one for three years.

If the wind chases the clouds and the sun flowers bloom towards the sun, then why can't I love him?

Goodbye, the only sunshine in my life.

I take care of you not because it is my responsibility, not because of anything else, but because I like it.

The sad thing about this world is not that there is no love or unhappiness, but that you don't believe in love or you can't find happiness.

You ended our love for someone who didn't love you.

How long is forever, 20 years, 30 years or a lifetime?

Never bully people who love you.

It is my greatest regret that I can't be with you, but I really want you to know that you will always be in my heart.

You are all righteous people who have done something wrong.

I will wait for you all my life, not yours, but mine. Even if you die now, I will wait as long as I live.

Wait until the end of life

Do you know I dare not look at him? I am afraid that I will feel distressed when I look at him, and then I will collapse. I'll want to hug him, just like every time before.

True love is persistence, not death. There is no doubt that you are not even sure whether you love it or not. Why do you really love each other? Finally, what I admire most is that Wang Qi understands.

My heart has decided her direction. I loved all the way, kicked Zhou Dashan away, cleared the obstacles, and saw my father kill Buddha, and no one could stop her from loving Ji Dong until her death.

Yang is really happy. This is how clear and brave love is. Love without courage is impossible.

This is the most disgusting sentence in the world. If you change your mind, say you changed your mind. Don't say anything worth chasing me. Why don't you think you don't deserve it?

I am not hurt by you, because I am strong enough.

Love makes people stupid.

Maybe it was a mistake at first.

We are all lonely.

Walk on the road

Two shadows are better than one person.

At the meeting

Multiple voice peace of mind

I'm not afraid to get drunk.

Always know that another person is awake.

People celebrate when they are happy.

Can depression cheer each other up?

That's how it started. ...

Two lonely people are getting closer and closer.

On the road of love, two people can; Three people, too many. 」

I need more light. If it can't fully illuminate me, please don't appear in my life. 」

People are very painful animals, because people have memories. So, you must learn to forget!

Not Lonely Published on: July 2006-1317: 36: 58

Love is an encounter.

unpredictable

Unpredictable

The most difficult meeting in the world.

Although I finally met the right person

But at the wrong time

Can only migrate, with regret.

It's best not to meet.

Love is a meeting, which cannot be made or expected. Meeting the right person at the right time is love.

The saddest thing about love is meeting the right person at the wrong time.

If spring and autumn can only be separated by half a world forever, there will always be such a distance between a 40-year-old man and an 18-year-old girl.

Sentences about good sisters: if the sky is affectionate, people will be old and old, and my sister will die early.

1. Days pass slowly in different spaces. I want you to come quietly at different times. No matter how the world changes, you will always be the person I want to bless most! May you have a beautiful moment, a happy day, a safe year and a happy life!

Second, sister, remember what we said about never leaving?

Third, if I am a sister, then you must be a sister. There are also a pair of excellent sisters in this world.

Fourth, a sister is bigger than the sky, and your love is P.

Five, if the day is sentimental, people are old and yellow, and my sister dies early.

In this affectionate season, I really want to send you full of thoughts and countless blessings. May all good wishes bring you happiness, comfort and peace, and may all good wishes belong to you. A blessing that will never fade, I will greet you with a calm blessing.

Seven, Ruan Xian, don't worry, see the spring breeze is not autumn. The ape visited the Changhe brothers and stayed in Luzhou for several nights.

Can you make me sad when you are here?

I didn't like it very much when I first met you. Who knew that the relationship was so close later.

Ten, the best sisters will mercilessly refuse your retention.

1 1. It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to stay under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, piercing the sky and landing on your pillow with my blessing. I wish you happiness forever. I don't know what kind of blessing suits you. I only have a sincere heart. I wish you all your wishes! Trivia fragrance, drizzling love, endless hope in this rainy season, sincerely wish your dream come true.

12. I love everything that can hurt me.

Thirteen, if one day, my best friend has a better friend, I will be as sad as brokenhearted.

Fourteen, there are always a few idiots who are friends I can't abandon.

The friendship between you and me is a kind of telepathy and a tacit understanding.

The friendship between you and me is a kind of telepathy and a tacit understanding.

17. Friendship is the laughter when you are happy, the hand you hold out when you are in trouble, the joy you share when you are happy, and the shoulder you lean on when you cry. I wish you a message and happiness.

Eighteen, you dragged me away from a snowstorm of love, and I carried you away from a broken dream.

Nineteen, the beating double head is like a beating note, which makes my heart beat with it. Dear sisters, every day with you, my smile is very happy and brilliant.

We are like summer and autumn, but we can always turn winter into spring. Classic statement

Twenty-one, I am not afraid of the sky falling, and the boss will take the top. I'm not surprised that my mother is angry, and my second child is punished. I'll eat first when the meal is ready, and the third one is the priority. Thanks a lot, boss. Affected, second child. I will continue to perform my third duty, don't worry about me. I wish you happiness every day, peace every month and happiness every year.

22. In the afternoon of summer dusk, I miss you in the long wind and frost in autumn and kiss you in the grass-green spring. I just want to ask you gently-let me love you for a lifetime, okay?

No matter how hard it is, we must go together, because we are sisters!

Twenty-four, my life is a little more concerned and less indifferent because of you; More warmth, less loneliness; More excitement, less loneliness; More care, less loneliness. In a word, life is more colorful because of your sister. I hope you are happy every day, know how to live and be happy in the future.

Twenty-five years ago, a thousand years ago, I was the string you broke. Through time and space, I met you with the waste heat of your fingers. I just want ordinary warmth without luxury fragments. In the past years, I know that our friendship is one more day than ever before!

Twenty-six, friends are dreams of missing each other, and friends are forever gold; Friends are bound together for life, and friends are broadening the road; Blessed are friends.

Twenty-seven, why we talked about good sisters, so we separated.

Twenty-eight, a sister is a sister for life, okay?

Twenty-nine, the vast sea of people, we met, a fate, a parting. We are inseparable and will never part. Share the sweetness and bear the pain. We will never forget those years when we were in the same boat.

Thirty, a drop of water represents a river, a leaf represents green, a hope to grow, and a feeling expresses deep affection. Dear compatriots and brothers, I wish you happiness, peace and happiness forever!

Thirty-one, there is an emotion called invisibility.

On brotherhood: if there is love in the sky, people will be old and brothers will be defeated.

Brothers, being prettier than your girlfriend is out of fashion. Now it's more about who loves his girlfriend more.

A brother is someone who doesn't have a phone call every week, but one phone call makes you feel uncomfortable and bored.

From the first moment I saw your sister, I made up my mind to take care of your brother!

A brother never tells you when he is wronged, but he is the first to refuse when you are wronged.

A brother is someone who grabs a cigarette when you are depressed and want to smoke. He says smoking is not good, but he smokes it himself.

What is a brother? No matter how much trouble you are in, this person will always be with you.

It's better to have those crazy brothers than to swear by each other.

Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my brothers and sisters, I will strip them naked.

A brother is someone who scolds you at ordinary times and claims that he won't disturb others as soon as he sees you, but he can accompany you to drink beer until dawn when you are upset.

When I invite you in a suit and tie, I will be radiant-to my brother.

If heaven has feelings, it will be old, and brothers will be killed.

He is black, ugly, poor, short and diaosi. He is my brother! You are white, handsome, rich, tall and awesome. Move him! Fuck you!

The most unforgettable thing in my life is those years, skipping classes with my brother, hitting on girls, causing trouble, cheating my family's money and pretending to be forced.

A brother is someone who grabs a cigarette when you are depressed and want to smoke. He says smoking is not good, but he smokes it himself.

I really envy my brother, having a good brother like me.

Brother's woman, no matter how beautiful, don't touch it. A man who is a best friend will not rob him no matter how handsome he is.

A brother is someone who doesn't have a phone call every week, but one phone call makes you feel uncomfortable and bored.