Describe cold humor

1. When it's cold, we should earn more money, because clothes in winter are more expensive than those in summer.

2. It's too cold. Come to my bed and talk about anything.

3. It's getting cold, and it's freezing into a dog, isn't it? It's cold. It's almost frozen into a popsicle, isn't it?

4. On such a cold day, single dog should be upgraded to be full of ice and ice!

5. It's time to turn over the story in winter, and I should go out.

6. What I hate most in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it up, only to find that the light was actually turned off!

7. In this weather today, any fart can be used to dry hands.

8, in winter, many moments will think: if only the person you like is around.

9, please remember that I am a cold person, don't be fooled by my constant madness.

1. We southerners basically rely on shaking to keep warm in winter.

11. Ask the sky to be sunny for harmony, and just ask someone to add a pair of long pants.

12. I can give you a hug at 5℃ on a day around ℃.

13. It was air-cooled, and all the places outside the bed were far away, and all the places beyond the reach of hands were in other places. The last bathroom was a business trip.

14. I heard that you wanted to see a snow. I silently saved dandruff all winter.

15. Southerners teach you how to wear a pair of trousers at ℃ and 4℃.

16. You lost your way in the fog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

17. It's cold recently. I have a boyfriend hugging my boyfriend and a girlfriend hugging my girlfriend, but I'm better. I'm not cold.

18. It's getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'm going to put on some clothes.

19. In the past, I wanted grace instead of warmth, but now I want temperature instead of grace. I have to take the initiative to wear long pants without waiting for my mother to speak.

2. I thought the spark between us was love. Unexpectedly, it was long pants.

21. The only thing I can afford to put down now is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out of is the quilt.

22. I want to run naked in summer, but how many clothes I wear in winter is like running naked.

23. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao took my red rope to knit long trousers.

24. Please do a good job in keeping out the cold in winter: hold your husband if you have a husband, hold your wife if you have a wife, and hold the kettle if you don't have it for the time being, and don't hug it indiscriminately! I really can't. I should change my hair.

25. I am afraid of cold in winter and heat in summer.

26. Qian Shan is always in love, so you can't do it without long pants.

27. It's all about courage to undress and explosiveness to get up.

28. It's too cold, so I can't get up by sticking to the bed.

29. In this life, I finally understand a truth: people are iron, rice is steel, and beds are magnets!

3. The weather in the north is very cold, dripping into ice, and the wind is biting.

31. No matter how much you wear in cold weather, you will freeze to death without me.

32. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening a refrigerator every time I open the door.

33. It's cold. There is a way to keep warm: I hold you.

34, remember to be nice to yourself, who let you be alone this winter.