Humorous sentences of picking up girls

Humorous sentences of picking up girls

What humorous sentences do you know about picking up girls? In life, we often meet beautiful women in the street, and we will miss them if we don't strike up a conversation. Good chat-up skills will make beautiful women think you are interesting. Here I brought humorous sentences to chat up girls. Let's have a look.

Humorous sentences for hitting on girls 1 1,

"You owe me a lot of money, you know?"

"When did I owe you money? Why don't I know? "

"Time is money. Of course you don't know how much time I spend thinking about you every day. "

2、

"Do you think we are suitable?"

"Not suitable."

"I don't think we are suitable friends either. Let's go out."

Once, like many boys, I couldn't learn to pick up girls, my emotional intelligence was not high, and I missed many good opportunities. Later, after studying in the online "Mountain Love" system, I suddenly realized that even if you are not tall, handsome or rich, you can still let girls catch up with you as long as you master the correct skills of picking up girls.

3、

"I don't ask you about money and love, and I don't ask you about talent and money. I want to ask you which one do you choose? "

"I choose freedom, so I won't be restricted by you, so I can choose both."

4、

"What's the use of being unhappy about money?"

"You can cry on the steering wheel of Lamborghini."

5、

"Don't stop, don't stop, do it."

"I can finish this corn cob in one minute."

6、

"Is your heart graded?"

"What do you say? . "

"If I divide it, I will have a VIP and I can stay for a long time."

7、

"Which do you prefer, day or night?"

"You."

8.

"Do you guess whether I like playing the king or drinking?"

"Love to drink."

"Wrong, love you."

9、

"I'm clumsy."

"Can you teach?"

10、

I'm lonely. How to say it in English?

"I love you."

Humorous sentences for hitting on girls 2 1,

"I saw you at first sight."

"God said in my ear," It's doomed! "

2、

"Why don't you ..."

"Not as good as what?"

You might as well like me!

3、

"Why don't you ever say you love me?"

"As I said on the day I married you, I will inform you in time if there is any change."

4、

"In the landscape where everyone has changed."

"I like you best."

5、

"If the whole world is hostile to you."

"I will tell you a love story for the rest of my life."

6、

"The world is too messy now."

"Come, hide in my heart."

7、

"You have gained weight, and your smile is not as good as before."

"But it's warmer than before."

8、

"You are responsible for beauty."

"Then I am responsible for arranging flowers."

Once, like many boys, I couldn't learn to pick up girls, my emotional intelligence was not high, and I missed many good opportunities. Later, after studying in the online "Mountain Love" system, I suddenly realized that even if you are not tall, handsome or rich, you can still let girls catch up with you as long as you master the correct skills of picking up girls.

9、

"It's so cold!"

"Come into my arms."

10、

"You are a good man. Let's be friends. "

"What kind of friend are you? You have the courage to keep warm. "