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The excellent composition of the cattle in our class
The excellent composition of Niu Ren in our class is 1, and "Niu Ren" is in our class. Speaking of the awesome people in our class, it can be said that everyone knows it, everyone knows it, and everyone gives a thumbs up. Ha! You may not believe what they say, but let me introduce them to you!
Pistachio monitor
Every class has a humorous role. Who brings joy to our class? Look, here she comes. Several classmates gathered around her, laughing and shouting. "What are you talking about?" I got together, too "Riddle, you are here! Hmm! When is 0 greater than 2, 2 greater than 5, and 5 greater than 0? " 0 is greater than 2, 2 is greater than 5 and 5 is greater than 0? "At the wrong time, of course! Haha, I must be right. " I said it without thinking. "No, no, no, no ... wrong, think about it." 5 is greater than 0. Yes, 0 is greater than 2, and 2 is greater than 5? How is that possible? After some hard thinking, the monitor finally announced the answer: "The answer is that a few words are omitted here." "ah! Don't keep me in suspense, I'm in a hurry before I'm halfway through! " After some hard work, I finally know the answer. It was when I was cutting paper with stones. "Why didn't I think of it earlier?" "You are really, ah! What can I say about you? Forget it! This young lady doesn't remember villains. For our classmates, we will ... "Before the monitor is finished, there should be a chase.
After unfolding, I went round and round, and finally I couldn't run. A few people looked at me and I looked at you and burst out laughing. It is precisely because of such a "pistachio" that our school life will be more colorful.
Deputy director of artistic talents
This deputy leader is well-known in the "art world" of our class. I remember that time, she came up to me after painting and grabbed a pencil from my hand: "Let you see what a real painting is." After that, she drew a picture casually on the paper and another one exactly like the teacher's. After reading it, I praised her, and she was not modest. She waved at me and said, "Nothing!" Of course, her study is also good, and her exam results are better than their team leader!
What about all the students with stunts in our class?
The excellent composition of the cattle people in our class is 2. The master is in the folk, and the cow is in my class. We hope that the fifth grade of primary school can be said to be full of talents and many cows: Luo, a fat man, Chen, a memory and often funny ... When it comes to cows in our class, it is really "everyone knows, everyone knows". Haha, hearing is fake, seeing is believing. Please welcome them to their debut.
Look! Our computer is busy again. He always helps the teacher turn on the multimedia computer before class. As long as he has a mouse in his hand, the computer seems to be enchanted by him, "easily giving in." He can manipulate freely, and no matter what kind of "intractable diseases", they will be "solved" in his hands.
Talking about "Chen" in our class is really endless for days and nights. He, height1.50m, weight150kg. There is only one reason why it is so fat, and it eats without restraint. He can eat a bowl every time he eats. Although his mouth is small, the speed of eating is really amazing. When someone moves chopsticks, he finishes a bowl. But the chubby classmate in our class is a child who loves to work and is polite. "Good morning, teacher!" "Good aunt!" "Teacher, you were laborious! Teacher, you go first. " ..... Needless to guess, as soon as I heard the voice, I knew that it was a warm and polite chubby classmate in our class greeting the teacher. "Teacher, I will help him. Teacher, I'll sweep; Teacher, I'll take out the garbage ... "No matter who is in trouble in our class, he will extend a warm hand. When it comes to loving labor and being polite, the "chubby classmates" in our class deserve it!
Speaking of the "awesome people" in our class, how can we lose the "muttering" of our deskmate? Every time in class, he always mumbles endlessly, not knowing what he is talking about. But when the teacher asked her to answer the question, she stood up, flushed and unable to say a word. But as soon as I sat down, it started again, just like the Tang Priest chanting. Alas, it bothers our neighbors. As her deskmate-I really hope she can get rid of this bad habit soon. I tried to persuade her many times, and the teacher reminded her many times, but she just couldn't get rid of it. Hey, my deskmate mumbled!
It is these "awesome people" who make our fifth-grade class full of vitality and excitement. We should learn from every "cow" what he is good at, so that we can learn from each other and make progress together!
There are three excellent compositions in our class! I believe there are several "awesome people" in each class, right? Of course, our class is no exception. Do you want to know where they all come from? Then let me introduce you!
Table tennis "cattle man"
"Dangdang Dangdang! Dangdang Dangdang! " Welcome the table tennis "awesome" in our class! He is Hou Jie, the expert of "occupying Taiwan" in the world of football! Oh, you don't believe it? Then come with me and have a look!
The white ball seems to be a naughty child jumping around, sometimes higher, sometimes lower, sometimes left and sometimes right. In short, it makes you dazzled and unpredictable. At this moment, he is like a loving brother, making this naughty "kid" obedient, while his opponent is in a hurry, either killed or whipped. In a word, Hou Jie was present. In addition, Hou Jie is a very good player. No matter what kind of ball he draws, he can draw it back. This is impossible for ordinary people, because most people who can draw the ball must draw it when the ball is very high from the table. Otherwise, it will rebound from the net, but Hou Jie is "depending on the mood", which is one of the reasons why Hou Jie has become a "great man" in table tennis.
Chess is "awesome"
I like playing chess, but I'm just an amateur! Chen Yimeng is the best player in our class!
Although she has only studied for a month or two, she is "bullying the weak, fearing the hard and being self-righteous" in our class. In order to defeat such a bully, I took the initiative to challenge her. So there was the later "heroic deeds", on the day of the sports meeting ...
"general! Ha ha! I won again! " I laughed loudly. "Do you know what I can do?" Ye Xiaoxiong modestly replied: "It seems that I lost!" "Look, they are playing chess. Let's go and have a look! " Tang Xintie pulled Chen Yimeng towards us. What are you doing here? I said impatiently, "go ahead and do what you have to do!" " ""I heard that Chen Yimeng practiced chess. Why don't you come and discuss it? "Tang Xintie said." Very good! "I immediately agreed.
"Look at my head gun!" "pa" "my gun, it doesn't matter. I also have a horse. Look at my horse eating your gun! "
"ah! My horse ... "Look at the chessboard, when our pieces disappear at a speed of tens of seconds, there are almost no" casualties "on the enemy pieces. "General, you lost!" Chen Yimeng announced the results of the competition in a dull tone, which made me understand that "there are days behind the scenes and people outside", so don't be complacent in the future!
These are two "awesome people" in our class. Of course, I won't introduce them all. If you want to know, transfer to our class! Ha ha laugh ...
The excellent composition of Niu Ren in our class belongs to Wulin, and Niu Ren belongs to our class. Speaking of the awesome people in our class, it can be said that everyone knows it, everyone knows it, and everyone gives a thumbs up. Ha! You may not believe what they say, but let me introduce them to you!
Liu Yu, a character like the wind.
Liu Yu, do her duty. She is the monitor of our class. The monitor is very busy, climbing up and down every day, either having a meeting or something, and I don't know how many times I have to go up and down every day! "Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I saw her fly back to her seat from my side, and then a cool breeze brushed my ear. It's really pleasant to enjoy this breeze every day! But it's really bitter, Liu Yu. So she is a character like the wind, but she is absolutely right.
Pistachio Ding Wenhao
Every class has a humorous role. Who brings joy to our class? Look, here she comes. Several classmates laughed around him and their mouths were full of complaints. "What are you talking about?" I got together, too "Riddle, you are here! Hmm! When is 0 greater than 2, 2 greater than 5, and 5 greater than 0? " 0 is greater than 2, 2 is greater than 5 and 5 is greater than 0? "At the wrong time, of course! Haha, I must be right. " I said it without thinking. "No, no, no, no ... wrong, think about it." 5 is greater than 0. Yes, 0 is greater than 2, and 2 is greater than 5? How is that possible? After some hard thinking, Ding finally announced the answer: "The answer is that a few words are omitted here." "ah! Don't keep me in suspense, I'm in a hurry before I'm halfway through! " After some hard work, I finally know the answer. It was when I was cutting paper with stones. "Why didn't I think of it earlier?" "You are really, ah! What can I say about you? Forget it! My lady doesn't remember little people. For the sake of our classmates, just ... "Before Ding finished, a chase was about to start. After running for a circle, I finally couldn't run. A few people looked at me and I looked at you and laughed. It is precisely because of such a "pistachio" that our school life will "show you what is the reincarnation of Xu Beihong and what is the possession of Ma Liang!" After that, she splashed ink on the paper and wrote a big word "dragon". After I read it, I praised her. She was not modest. She waved at me and said, "Little Ks!" "Of course, Wang Xiaohui's paintings are also good, and her glorious deeds are numerous. What makes her most proud is that his popular science newspaper won the first prize in the city competition! It's really admirable.
What about all the students with stunts in our class?
Our class is called "the most special class" by all teachers and students. Why is it strange? Because there are many "awesome people" in our class. Let me bask in the "awesome people" in my class today.
A talented woman-Shi Liangyu
Talented women have one great hobby, that is, reading. After class, she held a thick book and "chewed" there crazily. One of her major characteristics is her high level of writing, excellent literary talent and vivid ability to squeeze water. Publishing articles in the school newspaper is a piece of cake for her. Well, another excellent work made the headlines of the school newspaper. The teacher boasted that his composition was beautiful in class, and then showed off his joy to other teachers. It can be seen that talented women have a high position in the minds of teachers.
Bully-Li Yujiao
The bully here is not overbearing, but domineering. She has a round figure, dark hair, brisk walking and careless talking. In front of boys, buddies are long and short, and sometimes in front of girls, regardless of gender, there are still long and short, which is really domineering. Once, a girl in my class was bullied by a boy and cried. When the bully learned how to swallow this tone, she immediately scolded the boy in a bloody way and apologized with her fellow villagers. From then on, the "fellow villagers" did not dare to be arrogant when they saw her, and became polite and obedient.
Sleeping God-Jia Pengbo
Sleeping God, as the name implies, this man sleeps soundly. Sleep in class, sleep after class, even sleep like a pig under the power of the "old class god", and can't wake up repeatedly. Finally, waking up after the "head blow" of the "old class god" is really a sleeping god!
In fact, this sleeping god is not only a sleeping god, but also has the ability to find trouble. This man's enthusiasm is really great, which has turned the class upside down. Once, for some reason, he had an argument with another boy in our class, and the contradiction gradually heated up, so it changed from a quarrel to a fight, and all the tables in the classroom wanted to collapse in a large area. Finally, the old class came out and calmed the accident. This person must be the "old class"
This person has many titles, such as "Sleeping God", "Apple Daddy" and "Eating Goods"? There are too many to get together. Really the strangest person in my class.
There are too many "awesome people" in my class to count. I like our class very much, like our teachers and classmates, and even more like the "awesome people" in our class. They are shocking and more enjoyable.
Everyone in our class has his own specialty, a little better than others. Maybe your grades are excellent and your sports are excellent ... Today I will introduce the "awesome people" in our class.
King of knowledge
Speaking of the best students in our class, the students will definitely answer with one voice: "Xiao Ming". Xiaoming is the first in our class. He is the first in almost every exam. I remember his scores in Chinese, mathematics and English in the last monthly exam. He occupied the first place. He is excellent in all subjects, and his math is better. After finishing his homework every night, he is either writing some math problems in Grade Three or reciting math formulas. With so many math problems, it only takes him a little time to finish them. I remember an exam that just started 19 minutes. He has finished all the problems. I didn't even finish the second page when I looked at my test paper. Surprised by his speed, what impressed me the most was that he/kloc-finished the test paper in 0/9 minutes or got full marks! Naturally, the students have to be impressed by his excellent grades.
athlete
Who are the athletes in our class? This title belongs to Xiao Gang.
Although Xiaogang's grades are average, he is one of the best in sports. Every time physical education class is his home, we have a warm-up run every day. Whenever the students are still running hard on the playground, he has finished running. The most terrible thing is the exam. Students always say, "Xiaogang runs behind many classmates every time." People who don't know, at first glance, think Xiaogang's sports are not so good, but when you know the truth, your thoughts will turn 360 degrees. In fact, Xiao Gang was not born with athletic talent. Behind these outstanding achievements, he bought them with a drop of sweat.
inspector general
Xiaohong, as the monitor, serves the class every day. Classmate, she is not the kind of person who is not serious and responsible. In her studies, she always tries her best to help her classmates, and she is also very happy to see their grades improve step by step. In discipline, she will be strict with her classmates. If there is any problem in the management process, she will discuss it with teachers and classmates at the first time and solve it. Under her careful management, our class spirit is getting better and better, and the students' grades are also rising as a whole, making them more outstanding. The students all admire her meticulous professionalism.
These are all "awesome people" in our class. I think we should learn from their "awesome" aspects and make ourselves better.
After entering junior high school, I found that the changes around me were really great. At this time, the study, life or interpersonal communication are different from those in primary school, and there are many wizards around.
It's like someone sings well, studies well, has a strong appeal and so on. Among them, the "awesome person" I admire most is the third monitor of our class, who is now the assistant to the head teacher.
This "cow" is said to be a veritable "gangster" and "poor student" in primary school. But since he came to middle school, he seems to be a different person. He began to work hard, no longer a "poor student", and gradually gained the respect of his classmates and the favor of teachers in his class. I don't think this can be done by an ordinary person.
He likes singing. Although he can't sing well, he never gets discouraged. Whenever he sings with passion, that kind of intoxication is incomparable to his singing. When singing his Cantonese songs, I saw him sitting in his seat, looking up, closing his eyes, his facial muscles together and his mouth open. ...
He is very attractive and attractive. What I remember most is his passionate speech. I still remember that in a political class, the teacher asked the students to talk about their views on empty nesters. Students express their opinions, but they usually end in embarrassment because there is no theme in it. Only he is passionate and ambitious, and his description is vivid: at that time, his voice was powerful, his hand was waving in the air, and he criticized some current behaviors with a little anger, and finally moved the audience, and many students burst into tears.
He loves learning. Although he seldom previews books at ordinary times, careful observation reveals that whenever he studies at night, he must be a hundred times more serious, which is why he studies so well.
Since he became a monitor, he has done a great thing, that is, he has carried out a reform of his class. He abolished the management system of former class cadres and improved the efficiency of class management with a brand-new system. Moreover, he is conscientious to the class, and every cleaning is the final end; He takes the lead in every organization, and his monitor convinces the students. Because of this, Yi's head teacher changed his monitor this semester, but he still served as the assistant to the head teacher.
It is this kind of "cow" that sets a benchmark for our class. I think people with both ability and political integrity like this are the most beautiful scenery around us.
Excellent composition in our class 8 There is an L classmate in our class. Although he has no special skills. But there is one thing that deserves our admiration.
This is a question. Maybe you think, who doesn't ask questions? But classmate L is not only an act, but also a habit and a spirit.
For example, in class, once he thinks of a question, he will shout it out without even raising his hand. Maybe we think it's disrespectful to the teacher, but he does it in every class. Sometimes the question may be childish and ridiculous, so he still asks. The teachers are a little impatient, and even some students say, "Why do you call me L"? Why did you come to Jianlan Middle School? But he thought it was like the sound of mosquitoes flying around at night.
On one occasion, I also saw him running to Mr. Wang's office with a test paper to ask questions. He trotted in and immediately asked, "Miss Wang, how to do this problem?" There is a longing in the eyes, a strong desire. Teacher Wang looked at him, took the topic, looked at it, stared at him and said, "Fool, didn't this question just come to class?" Did you listen carefully in class? He said, "Oh, no, no, no, Miss Wang, I mean another one …" But before he finished, Hong Gen raised his eyebrows. What's wrong with such a simple topic? Solve it yourself. "Say, kicked him, and then look at the computer. He foolishly drew back his feet, but kept saying, "Miss Wang, I really want to!" " "At this time, his face turned red, because the red root didn't answer. Some words were broken when he spoke. At this time, Hong Gen is willing to answer for him. At this moment, the bell rang. ...
Keen observation, diligent thinking, good at synthesis and courage to innovate-the most taboo thing for Song to ask questions is courage. Don't be afraid. Only by understanding why, can those difficulties be overcome and the essence of knowledge be truly learned.
Looking back at history, many celebrities and cattle people are thoughtful people. They are not even limited to asking questions. Asking questions is too low-level for them. The biggest difference between humans and animals is that we have thoughts, and any masterpiece in the world is the crystallization of wisdom. Human beings will make progress in this way. Maybe you will say that it has something to do with IQ, but I want to say that it depends on whether you are diligent, the depth and width of your thinking, and whether you are deep and wide enough.
With the gradual development of social software WeChat, "sunbathing" is often talked about by everyone. If you have nothing to do, brush your circle of friends, bask in the food, bask in the baby and bask in the scenery. Now I have been with my classmates in Class 7 (2 1) for almost a year. Since we met, there have been many awesome people. Today, let's bask in the awesome people in our class.
"Dadada ……", the sound of the teacher's high heels drifted away, just like setting off firecrackers. The classroom was quiet just now, and then it became noisy. In less than five minutes, everyone confirmed that the teacher had gone far, and they were even more unscrupulous. Subordinates, joking and borrowing things, have become a group of wild sheep.
My deskmate is also the monitor of our class, and Song Tou can't hold back any longer. He was just immersed in his homework, and the next second he put down his pen and unfinished words and quickly walked onto the platform. Although she is only 1.6 meters tall and petite, the prestige she has established in our school through more than one semester is not built. I saw her holding the long ruler in her hand and didn't speak. She just glanced at the classroom, and the junior students quietly returned to their seats with some guilt, and the voice in the class dropped by three points. Then she tapped the table twice with a ruler, and no one dared to speak again. Those students who were active just now bowed their heads in shame. Song Tou put down his ruler, patted the chalk dust on his hands, and continued to concentrate on his homework as if nothing had happened. My heart secretly praised me for not only managing discipline so well, but also not delaying my study. What a cow!
"sasha vujacic ..." is another exam, and everyone is immersed in writing papers. When the pen tip touches the paper, it sounds like eating mulberry leaves. I don't know who said "there are still 20 minutes", which caused everyone's panic and discussion: "I have one more page to write" and "What can I do? I can't finish it at all. " But after a while, the classroom was quiet again, because everyone should seize the time to make a "dying" struggle. Who knows, at this moment, Ren Haoran's footsteps sounded, and he went to the teacher in everyone's surprise. In everyone's curiosity, he returned to his seat in frustration: "I just took the exam 1 17, but I chose the wrong one ...", and my mouth became "○"-Ren Fatty, you are so awesome, how can others live?
Living in a class surrounded by awesome people, I always long to be an awesome person one day. In fact, there are many awesome people in our class, just like the stars in the sky, each one will shine.
The excellent composition in our class is 10! Foreign Language Middle School now has 173 classes and is the "big shot" in the class. "Niu Ren" is a smart, witty and understanding person who is unparalleled in academic music and dance. Next, I want to introduce the "awesome people" in our class to the audience.
If you write with the help of God, your breasts will be hidden for five thousand years.
The "Niu Ren" in our class is the first. He is the representative of history class, and so is Xin. In the history class, I read Bing Xin's analysis articles, which were well organized and clear-headed, all of which were daunting and self-sighing. In addition, the voice is full of emotion and dancing, and the credits of history class in our class are often envied. Chen Ye is good at composition. He read a lot of poems and got the essence of his composition. I've never seen him thoughtful. In poetry and writing, Chen never let go of any detail and tried his best. Therefore, Chen Zhishi and Chen Zhiwen are rare today. He is full of reading poetry books, and he is proud of himself. His writing style is full of pen and ink pearls, and he is really the first of the "awesome people" in our class.
When the wind blew through the clouds, only dust remained when I looked back.
The second "awesome person" in our class is Yang, from the Sports Commission. Yang walked in rivers and lakes for several months, nicknamed "Brother Xiang". As a sports commission, brother Xiang does have real materials. Just saying that he is 1.8 meters tall, 1.1 meters long legs and well-proportioned figure, we know that he is an athlete. Moreover, he has a strong physique, which is unmatched by our generation. Because of this, he has established excellent results for our class many times. When he runs, the flying sand under his feet is like a barrier. When he ran past, with a gust of wind, look at his footwork, just like a magic fairy walking in the clouds, he really crossed the clouds. When people look back, they can leave a dust in their eyes, which is really "beyond the dust".
There are thousands of times of latitude and longitude in the brain ring, and it is difficult to imitate the backhand circle.
In Wan Li, there must be people who are familiar with the geographical conditions. This person is the third "awesome person" in our class-the representative of geography class, and so is Li. When Yu Xiang was a child, he memorized maps of China and the world, which is why he drew maps. There is always a "railway map of all countries in the world" next to it. Its technique won the true biography of the geography teacher, and its backhand was round. Fast and beautiful, really hard to follow, really "awesome".
Oh! There are many "awesome people" in our class, so I won't go into details one by one. Let's talk about these three people to show their amazement!
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