Song Dandan said: Hold on, which sketch is it?

2006 Spring Festival Evening Essay "Saying Things" (Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan, Cui Yongyuan)

Actor's lines

[Baiyun]: Don't eat. You said that you ate three boxes in such a short time, which made the auditorium smell of leeks everywhere and didn't like to come out with you. You said your score was too low.

Alas! Remember, when recording programs in the future, don't talk too much. Have you listened? Don't tell the truth like Tieling platform. That's a real pity. Watch me deal with him, okay? Don't say anything, okay? Good boy, ah.

Alas! Why don't you think this trav has come yet? It's so rude to treat people like wrists! Tieling station will wait for us for a few hours. You said this on CCTV. ...

[Cui Yongyuan] Ouch! Sorry everyone, sorry I'm late, sorry. You know, I didn't sleep well last night. Ouch! Aunt and uncle are here!

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[Cui Yongyuan] So, aunt, shall we talk about your book?

[Baiyun] Mm-hmm.

[Cui Yongyuan] I heard that your Zi Yue 2 is being written.

[Baiyun] There are more than ten thousand words of 10 before the deadline.

[Black soil] Oh, my God ~ ~ ~

[Baiyun] What's the matter? !

[Black soil] I have a stomachache.

[Baiyun] Hold on! ! (To Cui Yongyuan) You ask! !

[Cui Yongyuan] Ouch! (The book falls to the ground)

[Baiyun] Go ahead, Cui. You keep asking.

[Cui Yongyuan] I heard that, er, readers are particularly looking forward to it?

[Baiyun] How do you say "special" expectations? That's "quite" expectation! That guy, er, wanted to watch Zi Yue No.2 after watching Zi Yue No.1, but he held back.

[Black Soil] Well, that's true. That is "quite" uncomfortable! Well, when the village head came to my house, he blocked the door and said to you, "Don't let your wife go anywhere, just write Zi Yue II, because there is no paper in the toilet at the head of the village."

[Baiyun] Xiao Cui, I beg you that CCTV will ban me. I'm leaving. I'm not recording.

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