The more jokes about late flights, the better.

Attention, passengers to Beijing. Your flight sa3 169 cannot take off due to failure, and the departure time is to be determined. We apologize here.

Xiaohong: What should I do, dear? Did our travel plan fail?

Xiaoming: What are you afraid of? It was just too late. It won't be ruined.

Xiaohong: What if the postponement becomes cancellation?

Xiao Ming: Then don't worry. If you cancel, just spend the night at the airport, and I'll give you another necklace as compensation, okay?

At this moment, the airport suddenly began to broadcast again: Attention, passengers to Beijing, your flight sa3 169 is now boarding. Please take your belongings and show your boarding pass and board the plane from 12. Passengers who have not boarded the plane, Wang Xiaoming and Zhang Xiaohong, please board the plane at gate 12 immediately.

Xiaoming and Xiaohong boarded the plane quickly.

Xiao Ming: No! How can I make my girlfriend suffer because she is late? Absolutely impossible. I'll find the captain.

Xiaohong: No, just board the plane on time.

Xiaoming: I'm your boyfriend. This is what I should do. Wait a minute!

Xiao Ming pushed open the cab door and got into the cab.

Xiaoming: What's the matter with you? It's so late, we are almost waiting for beef jerky in the waiting hall. The weather is fine today, and I have never heard of an airplane accident. How can it be late? What do your crew think?

C: No, listen to me. A flight attendant in our crew took a shit in the plane toilet and blocked it. We are trying to clear it, so the flight will be delayed. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience. I'm going to go now.

Xiaoming: ... Nothing to say.