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Do you have any super-abusive stories?
1, Go to Your Island, King Fan
When you are in love, you will give me an island. Breaking up will make me dizzy. Give me an origami crane in trouble: come to my island. Come on, is there really that island?
One night, my bed flew out of the window and took me to a strange island. On the island, I was reunited with my ex-boyfriend who had been missing for many years. He became a rabbit. White and soft little fat rabbit, opening his mouth is the low magnetism of an adult man: "save me."
As soon as I turned my head, I guessed that he was cursed and needed a true kiss to restore his true self. However, am I his true love? You called me a pig when we broke up. I chuckled proudly: haha, it is impossible to save people! Garbage, one day you will fall into my hands!
2, "The boy growing under my bed" Fan Dawang
Eight-year-old me: My fat brother comes out of nowhere and often drools on my sleeping face. I guess he has a crush on me!
Eighteen-year-old me: (patting the bed) Xiaobai, come here and make you a delicious meal.
3. He Qiao Li Yonghe
I turned the plastic gyro in my hand. At first, it was running at high speed, and as a result, a virtual shadow came out. Slow down slowly after hitting the wall everywhere until it stops. Before it stopped, it clumsily shook twice. It's really pathetic.
I keep making it turn again, but no matter how fast the top turns, it will eventually hit a wall and stop, just like ... some laws will soon be submerged in this cannibal world. Save the children ... 2008, Ji.
4, "The late ex-boyfriend WeChat pesters me" night lights
At the regular meeting on Monday morning, Lin Ran suddenly received an inexplicable WeChat, which claimed to be her dead ex-boyfriend.
It happened that her ex-boyfriend was sitting next to her at the meeting, and she was alive and well.
Lin Ranyi thought she had met a boring stalker.
Millennium Ghost Baby: "You live in Building 9 16, Li Qingyuan Community, No.38 Liuming Lane."
Millennium Ghost Baby: "You secretly loved me for three years. You are a sincere girl, and your secret love is like lurking. "
Millennium Ghost Baby: "Our first kiss was in the back window of your dormitory, on the first day of the New Year."
Millennium Ghost Baby: "Do you still have to say your first night?" * * * Three times, you finally cried. "
The other party is not only familiar with the extremely intimate past between her and her ex-boyfriend, but also accurately predicts that someone in the meeting room will faint within three minutes, the glass edited by Du will be knocked over, and it will suddenly rain in Wan Li. ...
Lin Ranyi trembled with fear: "Who are you and what are you doing?"
Baby Millennium Ghost: "Help me."
5, "The Unknown Story" Twentine
You know, there are many unacceptable seeds in this world, all of which bloom in unknown corners.
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