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Never shoot mosquitoes too hard!

Summer is coming, the weather is hot, and mosquitoes are coming. ...

That night, I was playing with my mobile phone again.

Suddenly, a si mosquito came from nowhere and kept buzzing around me. I was going to let it go (it's really not because I'm too lazy to fight! ), as a result, it doesn't know whether it's good or bad. It keeps circling me and wants to take me to dinner!

In that case, don't blame me for terminating, gnome male-". ...

When it stayed in my left hand, I reached out my right hand and took it down with the power of the universe. result ...

Mosquitoes can fly ...

Fly! ! ! ! ! !

The result of slapping mosquitoes too hard is that mosquitoes are not dead, and their hands are wasted first.

Although I was half dead with anger, I was helpless.

After learning the lesson, I began to learn to hold my horses.

When the mosquito flew in front of me again, I stretched out my hands and waited for it to fly.

As a result, it seems that it didn't see my hand and kept flying around. I used my "endurance" that I have been practicing hard for many years, but I just held back and didn't do it ... I must wait for the opportunity. ...

Finally, this hateful mosquito stopped-stopped at my neck.

I learned a lesson just now, and I was afraid that I would shoot myself to death if I tried too hard, so this time I gently, gently held my neck with my left hand ... Well, it can be said that it was easy, but I didn't work hard.

After I put my hand on my neck, it was terrible quiet around me, and the mosquitoes didn't fly away. I thought the mosquito was pinned down by my hand, so I knocked it off with a little force. I wonder if he's dead.

Finally caught this si mosquito!

I took it, opened the window and snapped my fingers. Goodbye, smelly mosquito!