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Never shoot mosquitoes too hard!
That night, I was playing with my mobile phone again.
Suddenly, a si mosquito came from nowhere and kept buzzing around me. I was going to let it go (it's really not because I'm too lazy to fight! ), as a result, it doesn't know whether it's good or bad. It keeps circling me and wants to take me to dinner!
In that case, don't blame me for terminating, gnome male-". ...
When it stayed in my left hand, I reached out my right hand and took it down with the power of the universe. result ...
Mosquitoes can fly ...
Fly! ! ! ! ! !
The result of slapping mosquitoes too hard is that mosquitoes are not dead, and their hands are wasted first.
Although I was half dead with anger, I was helpless.
After learning the lesson, I began to learn to hold my horses.
When the mosquito flew in front of me again, I stretched out my hands and waited for it to fly.
As a result, it seems that it didn't see my hand and kept flying around. I used my "endurance" that I have been practicing hard for many years, but I just held back and didn't do it ... I must wait for the opportunity. ...
Finally, this hateful mosquito stopped-stopped at my neck.
I learned a lesson just now, and I was afraid that I would shoot myself to death if I tried too hard, so this time I gently, gently held my neck with my left hand ... Well, it can be said that it was easy, but I didn't work hard.
After I put my hand on my neck, it was terrible quiet around me, and the mosquitoes didn't fly away. I thought the mosquito was pinned down by my hand, so I knocked it off with a little force. I wonder if he's dead.
Finally caught this si mosquito!
I took it, opened the window and snapped my fingers. Goodbye, smelly mosquito!
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