What humorous sentences are there to describe wearing glasses?

1, we are not cold, just a little fuzzy.

2. Neuropathic paradise, myopic world, Parkinson's special effects.

3, myopia, taking off glasses feels that all sensory systems are degraded.

4. Short and thick myopia ~ There is no distinction between men and women beyond three steps, and there is no distinction between humans and animals beyond five steps ~

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

6. As the saying goes, eyes are the windows of the soul, but people with myopia have frosted glass on their windows.

7. People who are nearsighted should never look for anything, because you will definitely not find it, and even if you do, you will be angry with yourself.

8. Myopia can't see far, and presbyopia can't see near. I will be blind when I am nearsighted. ...