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How to write the advertisement for the opening of internet cafes, which will appear high-end atmosphere?

In fact, I don't know what kind of advertising language is high-end, but I know what kind of advertising language is fake. If we avoid these false advertising languages, we may be close to the real high-end atmosphere.

In Harbin, there is a short street called Scientific Research Street, which is named after several scientific research units on this street: Agricultural Machinery Research Institute, Institute of Physics of Academy of Agricultural Sciences, Agricultural Machinery Research Institute, two stops north, and a Academy of Forestry. That is to say, this area used to be a gathering place for research units, and later, some buildings were developed one after another, including affordable housing projects, affordable housing projects, and Songjiang New Town in Shang Lu. Harbin people felt unlucky but had to go. Besides these, there are basically only restaurants, pharmacies and funeral shops on this street. There are restaurants because China people love to eat, pharmacies because they make more money by opening pharmacies in Harbin, and funeral parlours because there are West Gardens and crematoriums, which used to be called funeral parlours.

There are few other shops in this street, but there is an internet cafe near the intersection of Zhengyi Road and Xueke Road. This Internet cafe was called Pacific Internet Cafe five or six years ago, and now it is called Pacific Internet Cafe. Internet cafes have high-end names. I don't know what this means. I guess it's a place where you can return coffee while surfing the internet. Then I went in to have a look. There was no coffee to drink, only instant noodles and drinks. It turned out to be an internet cafe, wearing a vest.

There is also a slogan in this internet cafe. Very exciting and modern. That sign says-

This sentence sounds very literary, but it is very low in an internet cafe. Who lives in an Internet cafe? Is it the stationmaster or the owner of the Internet cafe? The person who came up with this copy must have neglected it when taking a shower at night, and let the warm water of bitter fleabane get into his head. Fortunately, there is not much water, otherwise he wouldn't have to go to the west garden and brush the words "live here, where are you" at the gate of the west garden?

Mismatch is the biggest low!

I suggest that when you advertise the opening of Internet cafes, you must pay attention to it. Matching is the first. If it doesn't match, how do you write it, how high-end words are used, which are not up to grade, but low!