Funny and hurtful sentences are very humorous.

Humor often brings joy to people, and its main characteristics are wit, self-mockery, ridicule and humor. Indeed, humor helps to eliminate hostility, ease friction and prevent contradictions from escalating. Here are some funny sentences that hurt people's humor. Welcome to read them for reference!

Brother, is your nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm completely pissed off by you.

Go, go, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

Your reason is only a little lower than room temperature.

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry. ...

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

After seeing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark.

You have so many pimples on your face that the tractor turned over as soon as it opened!

Yo ... have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

You really lack "ping" in the five elements!

Classmate: You are so dark, what are you doing with an umbrella? Me: Aren't you still alive because you are so ugly?

Colleague: You have so many pimples on your face that you will turn over when driving a tractor! Me: That's right. If the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!

So-and-so: You treat me like an idiot! Me: Huh? So you're not? !

Girl: Forget me. Boy: Forget what? I never remember.

You look too arbitrary, you look too arbitrary, you look too arbitrary, it won't happen again.

How classic it looks now, and how thrilling it looked before!

I still look at you. You won't be my grandson.

There are so many puppies in the street, how do I know which one is you?

For your health, put some green leaves on top of a carrot!

What is mathematics? You won't. It's math.

It's not your fault that you are stupid, but your parents went to many hot spring clubs.

I tell you, I can't recite formulas. This is the simplest. It's cheap to hire a migrant worker. Five yuan per hour. If I can't recite it, let him stand behind you with a stick. People are very happy. They can also beat people with money.

You can make braces in the future. When you stop at the door of the dental clinic and see someone passing by, you run up with a math book and tell them that I am a middle school student, but I can't even do this kind of topic. People must laugh everywhere and go in to have their teeth filled.

I tell you, your chances of getting into Fudan are the same as my chances of being president of the United States.

You are as deep as the chicken soup text that has been deeply touched recently.

Don't talk to me when I drink coffee, and don't talk to me after I drink coffee.

Some people only care about lonely life.

If you are food, then I may still like you a little.

Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.

Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague.

Know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

Your face reminds me of a sentence, arbitrary.

The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

How creative and brave you are to live!