How to prove that you are poor in one sentence?

Prove that you are poor in the following sentence:

1. In recent days, my income mainly depends on returns.

I got 2 cents interest from Yu 'ebao today. I'm so happy.

It is better not to rely on human feelings for problems that can be solved with money. But I found that I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money.

4. Go through your wallet, flowers and white bars when you buy something.

5. Can WeChat cash be used together?

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

7. Poverty limits so much, why not limit my weight?

8. Go to bed very late at night, so that you can sleep all day without eating.

9. I want to play with people with similar families. Do you want to beg?

10, poor enough to gnaw at Wowotou, the dish is full of water and no oil.

1 1, you people who can still eat dirt, please give me northwest wind to drink. ?

12, the thief came to my house, and finally left a few hundred dollars in tears, and left me a note: Brother, be good to yourself! ?

13, who can tell me, how can I eat instant noodles all day long?

14, I tell you, I don't lack anything but money. ?

15, poverty not only limits my imagination, but also limits my mouth.

16, the water is boiling, but there is no rice flour in the pot. Forget it, enough water! ?

17, forget it, the WiFi next door is going to be turned off, and I have to return my mobile phone to my friend, wash and sleep. ?

18, I can't do anything that can be solved with money. ?

19, the beggar shook his rice bowl with me. I got up the courage to take two yuan from him and bought two steamed buns for dinner.

20. I have never received fraudulent calls and sales calls.