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What short words are suitable for adults?

As follows:

1. This is the first time that 18 has no experience, but I will try to do better.

2. I grew up unexpectedly, and the age of 18 arrived as scheduled. Happy birthday.

It's just that 1000 seals have grown up for another year.

For the rest of my life, happiness is mine, health is mine and wealth is mine.

I don't want to hear and teach, I just want to eat cake.

It's windy today. I'm eighteen years old.