Interesting talk about traffic jam and friends circle

Traffic jam is an interesting story about making friends. Article 1 1. The traffic jam is good enough to get off for a meal.

2. The traffic jam is not terrible, but it is terrible to hold your urine.

The most malicious abuse I have heard so far is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams all your life!

When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

The happiest thing I can think of is watching traffic jams with you at home on National Day.

6. You can watch the scenery every day on the road of traffic jam, and the sports car is waiting in line for you to choose!

7. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

8.？ Road construction in Jinan is from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building and rebuilding. There are four wolves every day, smoking everywhere, and traffic jams are annoying.

9. The traffic jam of this car is worse than the god of gamblers!

10. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

1 1. Go out early and come back late. After crossing an intersection for half an hour, there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

12. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am Du Like Jie. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. After a few hours' journey, I finally spent a day, and suddenly my mood was not beautiful.

13.33. The ice crystal gate is jammed every morning. It is said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

14. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I am in a hurry, I pump oil and play one song after another, but the road ahead is still endless. ?

15. An hour's journey, an hour's sudden walk.

16. Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

17. Is it bad? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

18. There is no road in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

19. Mom said that the road of Qingguo College was too crowded and there would be traffic jams. Don't let me take the bus, let me walk by myself.

20.23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

Interesting talk about traffic jams and friends circle Part 2: 2 1. Never complain about traffic jams again, that's Guotai Min 'an; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

22.？ A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

23. The traffic jam during the 11th holiday is always a nightmare!

24. It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

25. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

26.is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

27. 1 hour, haven't left Jiuting. The traffic jam is blocking the heart, and the subway can't squeeze up! The busy, irritable and hot morning began.

28. Let's watch the sunset. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

29. The century-old precipitation was once blocked.

30. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

3 1. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of fog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, you will encounter traffic jams.

32. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

33. Busy traffic jams, panic traffic jams, leisure traffic jams and happy traffic jams are healthier.

34. Traffic jam, also called calories.

35. At this time, traffic jams began on the ring road. After the National Day holiday, we can be quiet for a few days. I hope you don't get stuck in traffic when you travel.

36. Set out before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

37. At this time of the day, passing cars seem to have a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?

38. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. It takes an hour to send the children to school and come back in the morning.

39. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Laozi in the middle.

40. I am bored to death. I'm dying of violent traffic jams on holidays. I can't wait to get off for 40 minutes and walk to the subway station. Now I just started. I'll die of depression living in this dump.

Humorous copywriting in traffic jam circle of friends

Send a humorous copy to the circle of friends in traffic jam (I) 1. Go home, go home, when will it clear up?

2. An hour's journey, an hour's trek.

Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

It seems that my first National Day will be spent on the bus, and there are traffic jams every National Day, which is very Anhui.

I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day in previous years, I seem to be dreaming.

6. If the road is blocked, it depends on the weather, and the weather is blocked.

7. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

8. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the New Year. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

9.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

10. Centennial precipitation, once and for all.

1 1. The taillights are red everywhere, and the ears are full of flutes. My heart has been worried for a long time, and my head is like thunder.

12. It's just a traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

13. The traffic jam is great. Just get off and have a meal.

14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

15. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, I am on the road, and the traffic is seriously blocked.

16. My daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

17. When there is traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

18. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

19. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road. ?

20. Every morning, there is a traffic jam in front of the ice crystal gate. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

Send a humorous copy to the circle of friends in traffic jam (2 1). Alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?

22. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

23. Some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, getting stuck in traffic, and falling in love with someone.

24. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

25.？ Once in a traffic jam, a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour-she was in a roadside advertisement.

26. The Japanese are already upset and caught in traffic jams.

27. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

28. There are always some naive humans who think that when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams, the car will move!

29. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

30. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood.

3 1. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

32. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

33. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long-distance bus and walking around with heavy boxes, emm, this is the last day of my holiday.

34. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, get up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

35. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

36. On the Second Ring Road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.

37. Yo, yo, Chek, watch the traffic jam on National Day tomorrow.

38. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

39. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

40.23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

Complain about traffic jams on weekends and send friends.

Complain about the weekend traffic jam, send a circle of friends article 1. Anyone who complains about the traffic jam during the National Day holiday will join me. Anyway, the car I drive is unimpeded.

2. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There has never been a high-speed traffic jam. From last night's concert to the late high-speed train at this moment, I feel that there is no time not to find something to do.

5.3 1. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, the traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

6.22. High-speed traffic jam. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, and I laughed.

7.？ The National Day Expressway is both a crash festival and a traffic jam festival, with more than a dozen accidents in one night.

8. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

9.33. Ice Crystal Gate gets stuck in traffic every morning and keeps saying that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

10. There is no road in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

1 1.6. Also said to arrive early. I did get up early, but when the car broke down, it rained and there was a traffic jam ... I really couldn't do a lot with a little effort. ...

12. Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

13.23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the highway, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

14. Come on, it's a blessing, it's a full-speed traffic jam.

15. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

16. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am Du Like Jie. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. A few hours' journey took me a day, and my mood suddenly became ugly.

17. There is a traffic jam at the gate of the ice crystal every morning. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

18. Traffic jams during the 11 th holiday are always nightmares!

19. Sorry, there was a traffic jam.

20. The traffic jam is very annoying. It may take three hours to get from school to Guiyang by visual inspection.

Complain about the weekend traffic jam and send a circle of friends 2 2 1. The development zone is paralyzed and the traffic jam is blocked. It takes an hour to send the children to school and come back in the morning.

If you want to buy another car, you must buy a driver's assistant and a stereo. Listening to music and watching the car drive by yourself, traffic jams are not so annoying.

23. I've been telling my mother to buy a leather coat, and there's a traffic jam when you come home on National Day.

24. It is too difficult to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.

25. Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.

26. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

27. "The office workers who live in Jiangbei drive across the bridge every day, which is a battle to cross the river.

28. I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

29. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?

30. There is no way to go after heavy mountains and heavy waters. When you wake up, you still stand still.

3 1. When will this be slowly moved to the place ~

32. The road is blocked, depending on the weather, the weather is blocked.

33. One hundred years of precipitation was once blocked.

34.？ Once in a traffic jam, a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour-she was in a roadside advertisement.

People are on the road, so you are stuck, so you are stuck, so you are stuck, so it is too difficult for me.

36. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

37. Traffic jams don't block your heart, take a nap and raise your spirit; Bustling roadside passengers, bustling motorists; The light is on, and every family is warm.

38. If you drive or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. ?

39. Hello, hello, hello, hello. ?

40. My buddy, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends.

Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends (1) 1. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get bored, I want to eat.

2. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.

This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.

5. High-speed traffic jam. If you are hungry, order takeout. ...

6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

7. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

As long as you start early enough. You can't catch up with me in traffic jam!

10. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.

1 1. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

12. Expressway, please charge!

13. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. At present, what I fear most is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home.

15. Blocking, basically biscuits go up in the morning, flour comes down, that's all.

16. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking!

17. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.

18. It's raining and traffic jams, and the weather is so bad. This is a bloody failure!

19. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.

20. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

Talk about the classic humor about traffic jam in the circle of friends (2) 1. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

2. Get used to being blocked, and don't worry, slowly hum a tune.

Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.

4. Don't worry? When will the digging stop?

The traffic jam at home during the Spring Festival is a disaster of life. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing.

6. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

7. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.

8. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

9. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into the pot and cook it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

10. Honey, let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

1 1. A line of egrets goes to heaven, and Lao Tzu is squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

12. I'm used to traffic jams. Don't worry, hum a little song slowly.

13. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

14. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

15. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked and you can't walk.

16. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things are not optional, such as traffic jams.

17. I am a vagrant who was stuck in traffic for an hour on the expressway and climbed to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

18. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked.

19. Every time I go to work, the traffic jam is a mess, and the red light stops and the green light stops for a long time.

20. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I'll lose!

Talk about the classic humor about traffic jam in the circle of friends (3) 1. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.

It's too hard to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.

Don't panic in traffic jams, send a circle of friends first.

4. You are blocking, you are blocking, you are blocking.

Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.

6. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

7. The roads in Guan Dan were blocked for some time.

8. The world is so big, why am I the only one stuck in traffic?

9. In the face of traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.

10. Traffic jams make people doubt their lives.

1 1. My buddy, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

12. You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

13. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

14. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road.

15. When will this land slowly ~

16. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

Traffic jam is always a nightmare!

18. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

19. Some things have no choice. Like traffic jams.

20. I have practiced, and the traffic is blocked, and the mood is not blocked!