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The boy joked that if it is a mistake to be handsome, then I am willing to make mistakes again.

1. If I don't marry in ten years, and you don't marry, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

2. If being handsome is a mistake, I am willing to make mistakes again.

After the English listening test, I realized that some words are only for people who understand.

Don't praise me handsome behind my back, which is known all over the world.

I have been favored by the sun since summer. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just take me, take me, take me like Bao Zheng.

6. Don't be silly. In this hot summer, only mosquitoes never leave you.

7. As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

8. As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they can all be the first. Why kill each other!

9.? Why does the holiday feel so short? Because there is no morning on holiday?

10. When sorting out the mobile phone, I found that there were many people's black history in the photo album of the mobile phone. I hope they can buy it back when they have money.

1 1. I heard that the mobile phone would radiate under the pillow, which scared me to throw the pillow away immediately.

12. Don't tell me that you changed my liking for you. I like you, you don't like me, but you've changed!

13. It will scare you to death. I have majored in selling cute since kindergarten.

14. I always comfort myself when you suddenly don't reply to my message. It's okay. You may be dead.

15. Opening a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square, and bringing a pack of tissues in school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

16.? Honey, can I shelter you from the wind and don't touch my electric fan?

17. The aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: the enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

18. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn't study well when I was a child because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.

19. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.

20. Brother, stop touching it. Touch the top and find out. Everything you touch is running water and your hair is falling out. How to sell it in the future? This peach is fresh. Forget it if you don't buy it.

2 1. Don't say enough waves, come to me again and say you want to have a home. This is not a garbage collection station.

22. I have three brothers, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What's my name?

23. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.

24. Girls, a boy slaps you gently to make you coquetry, not to make you fight back ten times harder.

25. When I'm not around, go home quickly after going out, don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

26. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

27. It is not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.

28. A man like me who can attack and endure, be cute and fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy, unrestrained and proud, you deserve it.

29. I want to see if you are uglier when you are asleep than when you are awake.

30. I have been favored by mosquitoes since long summer. I told the mosquito to contact the rain and dew, but he wouldn't listen, so he bit me, so he bit me.

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