Cold joke, brain teaser _ hilarious cold joke, sharp turn

Although cold jokes don't look funny at all, even boring, they can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because it doesn't take much brain to understand. The following is a hilarious joke I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

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1. There is a truck full of goods. One person pushes in front and one person pulls behind. Is it possible for the truck to move forward? (Time limit: 10 minute) Answer: Maybe, the truck is going downhill.

A few days ago, Gao Xiao and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. The three of them came to a completely strange country. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. But only Gao Xiao didn't feel any inconvenience, as if he were still in his own country. What is the reason? Answer: It turns out that Gao Xiao is just a baby.

3.24-year-old Miss Ding thinks she is charming and beautiful, but she is getting more and more tired of this kind of love between games, so that she can make up her mind in summer and step into the other end of the carpet with the first person who proposes to her. However, when I met Miss Ding again in autumn, she said: I have been asked to marry 42 times! ? But she replied: because his parents wanted her to get married.

Zhiming, who lives in the valley, suddenly wanted instant noodles, so he set up a small pot to boil water. When the water boiled, I found that all the instant noodles at home were finished, and I ran to the grocery store at the foot of the mountain to buy them. I came home after 30 minutes and found that the hot water in the pot was gone. Why is this? Answer: Because hot water turned into cold water.

Both A Jun and B Jun's homes are located in the newly-built community, only 100 meters apart. There are no other neighbors here except these two, and there is no telephone installed. Now Mr. A wants to invite Mr. B? Go home to play? What is the earliest way to inform Mr. B without going to his home for an invitation? Suppose Mr. A has ten drawings, strange pens and glue around him. Answer: All he has to do is shout.

6. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father? Answer: eunuch

Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Answer: Because that man is the hero in the movie.

8. There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: Don't read this article.

9. There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? A: Because it was a hearse, the deceased died before the accident.

10. Wife: Oh, dear, the diamond ring you gave me fell into the black tea. As a result, the ring returned safely to his wife's hand, and there was no trace of wetness at all. Is this a miracle? Answer: I fell into a black tea can.

1 1. What will increase by half after handstand? Answer: the number "6"

12. Why do people go to the market? Answer: Because the market can't come.

13. In the pool of the hunting park, the crocodile bit the keeper's hat and swam away; I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why? Answer: Because the manager was eaten by a crocodile.

14. Who doesn't need electricity? Answer: Burmese.

15. What can hold two tigers in one mountain? A: A man and a woman.

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1. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. As a result, the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why is this? A: Trucks walk on the same plane.

2. One night, there was a strong wind. At this time, there are always 65,438+02 lighted candles on a table. First three were blown out by the wind, and then two were blown out by a gust of wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table? Answer: 5, everything else is burnt out.

Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to a tree on the side of the road with a 5-meter-long rope and put the bone 8 meters away from the dog. But after a while, he found that the bone had been taken away by the dog. Do you know why? Answer: Because the dog is at this end of the tree and the bone is at the other end of the tree, the distance between them is 8 meters.

4. One person who is not a sharpshooter holds a shotgun, and the other person hangs a hat, then blindfolds the gunman, makes him walk backward 10 step, then turns left 10 step, and finally makes him turn around and shoot at the hat, and the hat is hit with one shot. What's going on here? Answer: The other man hung his hat on his mouth.

5. There are two chess friends who played 9 chess games in the same day and won the same number of times without a draw. What happened? A: Not all these nine chess games were played between them.

6. The teacher put five apples in the basket and prepared to give them to five children. Every child will get one, but there is still one in the basket. How to divide it? Answer: Five people divide one into four.

7. There are father, daughter and brother, and there are only six baked wheat cakes, but each person gets two. Why? Answer: There are only three: mother, son and uncle.

8. Draw a circle with a diameter of 10 meter on the grass, with a cow in it and a stake in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? Answer: Yes, because it didn't say that the cow was tied by a stake.

9. A rich man's neighbors all have dogs. At night, the two dogs kept barking. Rich people who can't stand this kind of torture will pay1100,000 for moving, hoping that their neighbors will move out. It is true that two neighbors moved with their dogs, but at night, the rich can still hear the same barking. Why is this? Answer: Two neighbors exchange houses with each other.

10. 1, what is the maximum number of 2,3? Answer: 3 is 2 1 power.

1 1. Mom told Daxiong to get up quickly and go to school, because he will be late soon! But Daxiong, who was beaten the day before yesterday, refused to go, saying only that he had? I can't help it! ? Why is this? Answer: Because Daxiong is a school teacher.

12. A hundred men can't lift an object, but a woman can lift it with one hand. What is this object? Answer: eggs

13. There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: Their twins themselves.

14. There is a lettering gentleman, and his price list reads: lettering? Official script? 4 corners; Carved? Imitation song style? Six quarters? Your seal? 8 jiao; Carved? Your lover's seal? 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

15. Ancient sages in China once soaked their blue coats in the Yellow River. What happened? Answer: wet.

16. Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In his panic, he put his hand over something to avoid quarreling. What is the most effective thing he covers up? Answer: His wife's left eye and right eye.

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1, when I was in grade five or six in primary school, I watched TV at my cousin's house one night. Watch CCTV-6. When it comes to sex scenes, my aunt will change the channel with the remote control and say that children can't watch this. The younger brother grabbed the remote control and shouted, don't worry, CCTV won't turn it off.

2. Once I was playing with a classmate's computer, I found a folder full of H movies downloaded from the Internet. It occurred to me that I set one of the pictures as his desktop, and then I waited for him to come back and turn on the computer. Unexpectedly, I never came back. Then I went out to eat when I was hungry. When I came back, I found that his computer was gone. Half an hour later, I saw him eating shit with his computer on his back. It turned out that his computer monitor was turned off after we turned it off.

My wife bought new clothes and couldn't wait to put them on. She took a selfie in front of the bathroom mirror and then showed it off online. Today, I found myself sitting naked in the toilet in the existing mirror.

My wife and I went to the reclining Buddha Temple to play. My wife can't walk on the road, so I carry her on my back. An old woman saw it and said seriously, you see, you are also a scholar. My wife is ill, so it's no use going to the hospital earlier.

5. When I got out of the carport to get the car, I saw that there was no one around, so I put a P heroically, which caused a loud noise in the burglar alarm of the electric motorcycle next door. QQ funny log

6. My QQ pet died (the name was Baobao), and then my mood in QQ space was updated to: In memory of the baby, my fellow villager saw me and thought I had a miscarriage, and told her mother, who told my mother. As a result, my parents don't answer my phone now, so they call in with another number and hang up as soon as they hear my voice.

7. My parents said that I stayed in a hotel with them when I was young. When I got up in the morning, they found me skillfully brushing my teeth with a toothbrush. The problem was that the washbasin in the hotel was higher than mine, so they asked me how to fill it. I took them into the toilet and pointed to the toilet.

I had dinner with my friends the day before yesterday. I got drunk and slipped out of the restaurant to throw up. There is a car next to me. Unexpectedly, a policeman came. Sir, this is a no-parking area! ? I waved my hand because I was ill and didn't want to talk. What happened? Drink? I took out my walkie-talkie and called a tow truck. Seeing the car being dragged further and further, disgusting! This is not my car. How to drive?

9. Cat's high school Chinese mock exam. Before the exam was issued, I heard that the highest score of the version of this exam was 139 (full score 150). At that time, I yelled, MD, is it human? After getting that high, I found that the paper was my own.

10, at night, the supermarket bought a quick-frozen jiaozi promotion mm and greeted me warmly, dragging me over: Try it! ! Well, it's very kind of you to refuse. I took a bite of chewing gum and kept staring at me after promoting MM. When I finished eating, she asked seriously: Is it cooked? I'll get it when it's cooked, okay

1 1, GF was on a business trip and asked me to buy a sexy pajamas. I said I miss you. Send me a recent photo. Ask me if I should wear photos or take them off? Great joy! Busy answer: take off the photo! Take off your picture! The next day, a photo of sexy pajamas hanging on a stool came in the mailbox?

12. This kitten has a friend who shares a room with a same-sex partner. One night, she was depressed, and then her partner cooked a bowl of noodles for her thoughtfully. She felt very warm and said, let's make do with it. ? I didn't expect my partner to say: you don't have a man, I do! ?

13, sitting on the bus this morning, a mother and daughter were talking behind me. Her mother was testing her and said, There are 20 apples in our house. You ate five. How many? The little girl thought for a moment and said, 15. ? After a while, the little girl said to her mother. Mom, I also have a question for you. I have ten fingers. My father cut me two, and my teacher cut me one. How many fingers do I have?

14, a kebab was transferred to the fire chemical industry, and it was fired in a few days, because he always asked the family of the deceased: What do you want to do?

15, the exam teacher handed out papers, and the girl at the back took an extra one to shout? Teacher, I have, I have? The boy sitting next to him said? Is it mine? Is it mine? The whole class is upset?