Complete collection of humorous blessing text messages

1. Girls! How can there be so many white horses? You can just find a donkey to make do with it. Don’t wait until one day all the donkeys are snatched away and you will be left with a bunch of mules. You won’t even be able to breed the next generation!

2. Looking from afar, memories are surging; looking up close, the lake in my heart is filled with waves. If you don’t want to be polite, let’s be more direct! You are really annoying, very annoying, extremely annoying... you are so lovable that I will never tire of it, haha!

3. In this world, you are the most amazing person; you don’t fight back when I hit you, and you scold you; you don’t pay attention to food and accommodation, don’t wear clothes in winter and summer, live in a circle all day long, and you are not impatient or impatient. , has a very handsome figure and can read short messages. I like you the most among the animals!

4. Did you receive a text message on this day last year that remains fresh in your memory? If you receive this message, it proves that your phone is infected with a virus. Please immediately throw your phone into water and soak it for a day.

5. I found that people who received this text message had the following incredible and perfect changes: First, their mood actually became more comfortable. Second, life has actually become more fulfilling. Third, and most importantly, his appearance has actually become more handsome.

6. Bees are raised to pick flowers, puppies are raised to visit homes, calves are raised to pull rakes, princes are raised to turn into frogs, and thieves are raised to * *Caught, you were raised to eat, drink and poop in preparation for being beaten, haha!

7. After several years of hard work, Earthworm finally opened a noodle shop, selling instant noodles and dragon silk noodles. On this day, the shop was full again, but Earthworm was worried. People asked: Why don’t you cook noodles for customers? The earthworm cried: Wow, they all have to eat hand-made noodles.

8. When you are tired, give yourself an encouraging smile to make the pain less severe; when you are lonely, smile in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you are not alone. Did you smile today?

9. The father asked his son what he was writing. The son said: "I am writing a letter to grandma." The father smiled and said: "You can't write yet, how can you write a letter?" The son said: "It's okay, anyway, grandma can't read."

10 , If you miss me, please blink your left eye; if you love me, please blink your right eye; if you want me again, please blink your eyes; well, stop blinking. For your hard work, I will reward you with a peanut. Congratulations on the success of the monkey show!

11. I am waiting for you wholeheartedly. I am very happy to have you. I love you 100%. It is difficult to see you even though I am thousands of miles away. I have found you among millions of people. I must never lose you. Holding my hand, I am with you. grow old together.

12. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in two identical test papers, but the teacher thought they definitely did not cheat. Why? Answer: They also handed in blank papers!

13. The girl made a new love, and the boy and the girl quarreled: Girl: What do you know? She is a returnee from overseas and just came back from the United States. Boy: What’s so great, I’m also a returnee from overseas. I came back from Shanghai yesterday!

14. If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely. If there is no love, the four seasons will be mediocre. Without me, you will lose the person who cares about you the most! If it weren't for you, the little rabbit would ask: Who should I race with?

15. Good news: The new marriage law stipulates that a woman can find four husbands. One makes money, one does housework, one does diplomacy, and the last one is responsible for nightlife. It will be officially implemented on March 8.

16. The tea should be fragrant; the road should be straight; the food should be delicious; the friends should be sincere; the paws should be fragrant. ah! This one is not bad for holding a cell phone. Ha ha!

17. When others praise you, I worry, worried that others do not praise you enough. I have no intention of being different, but you have outstanding taste. As a model of failure, you are too successful.

18. The round face exudes a long-lost fragrance. The power transmitted pierced the disguise of my eyes. The rising warmth is like the warm sun melting ice.

Our feelings for you are like steel, how can I stay away from you? ——My dear beef noodles!

19. The tabby cat came, and there was a panic in the mouse nest. My mother was busy assigning tasks: the eldest brother quickly went to block the door, the second brother went to block the window, and when the mother saw the third child, she got angry! Shout loudly: Little mouse, stop playing with your phone, you are so handsome, go seduce the cat!

20. If you feel tired, take a break and relax; if you feel bored, throw it away and go out for a walk; if you feel bitter, forget it and buy a candy to lick it; if you miss me, manage? I had to go to the pig pen to take a look. Wow, I haven’t seen him for a few days and he has gained weight again.

21. One day, Shi Shi was thirsty and went to fight with Apple. As a result, Apple was injured. Shi Shi took a cup and drank a glass of apple juice. Later, Shitou got hungry and went to fight with the egg. The egg was kicked into the river by Shitou. As a result, Shitou drank egg soup again.

22. As the saying goes, people cannot be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. Although some people are ugly in appearance, they have beautiful hearts. Although they are short in stature, they have lofty ideals. Everyone praised and said - you are such a person!

23. In spring, there is fragrance when decorated with flowers; in summer, there is enthusiasm when there is the scorching sun; in autumn, there is a fruitful harvest and there is no depression; in winter, if I add more grass for you, you will be happy. It won't be cold. Ha ha! I wish you happiness!

24. If you are not happy, I will care for you. If you feel unhappy, I will care for you. Trouble, then I will turn off the phone...

25. Every time a drunkard takes off his clothes at the door to get into the house, his wife has no choice but to open the door. One day, the drunk man got very drunk again. He took off his clothes as usual and started knocking on the door. The door opened and a voice came out: Next stop, Fuxing Road.

26. My thoughts spread endlessly. I miss you over and over again every day until I forget the time. Without you, food is not fragrant, dreams are not sweet, and people are powerless. I really miss you, my dear. RMB!

27. There is no grass anywhere in the world, and there are fewer and fewer of them from generation to generation. Nowadays, an only child is a treasure, and it is difficult to find one without a car or a house. She is fair-skinned and beautiful but not tall, so why is it that no one picks her. Where to find the reasons for being single? Family planning is good!

28. Dear user: Hello! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and outdated style, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services, our station has decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in 10 minutes!

29. I admire your persistence. Even though you know that I don’t like you, you still don’t give up pursuing me. Last night you sang to me again and secretly kissed me. Faced with your deep love, I All I can say is: I swear, I hate you for ten thousand years! Damn mosquitoes!

30. A joke: Congratulations on being admitted to Frog University, Toad Department, and Shameless Class. Please bring your mental illness certificate and take bus No. 250 to Fool Road and get off at Quexinyan Street! Please stand at the school gate and giggle when you sign up!

31. Let me tell you a secret: When I get rich in the future, I will definitely buy you a lot of candies, such as toffee, fruit candies, assorted candies, corrugated candies, chocolate candies, soft candies, sandwich candies, and QQ candies. ——I don’t believe I can’t fix your cavities!

32. A boy asks a girl to have dinner. Girl: Do you want to get married? Boy: Not yet. Girl: What a coincidence, I don’t want to get married either! Boy: Then how can we be in love? Girl: I just want you to treat me to dinner.

33. Xiaohong brought her boyfriend home and introduced him to her parents. "He is the most famous star in this city, scoring the most goals in every game." "Then which position does he play?" "He is the goalkeeper."

34. You work from dawn to dusk every day, just for the sake of We send sweetness, what a noble behavior this is! I want to thank you. Without your hard work, where would our sweetness be? Thank you, bee!

35. Brother, you have been targeted by a detective recently. The detective told me: "Your love 2: love her and love her; your heart 2: give it to her and give it to her; your eyes 2 : Look at her and look at her.

"Brother, look down calmly, the detective said 2 Her: One is your wife, and the other is your mother!

36. Tang Seng: Disciples, please tell me how to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures in the 21st century. The fastest? Wukong: Flying is faster than riding a horse! Bajie: Shen Qi is faster! Sha Monk took out a gun: I heard that this thing can send people to the west immediately.

37. For you. Happiness is always in arrears, joy is always out of service, and happiness’s phone is always out of the service area. I would like to inform you: pay in time, turn on your phone on time, and keep forwarding this message to make your ordinary life full of novelty!

38. The north wind is howling, the winter rain is lingering, and the snow is falling. My friend, I know you are cold, but it doesn’t matter. I have sent you a microwave. If you are cold, just bake it yourself... I wish you! Happy!

39. Doctor: “Hey! Wake up! Patient: "What's going on?" Doctor: "It's time to take sleeping pills." Patient: "Ah, I almost forgot." ”

40. You have encountered a once-in-a-century flood, a once-in-a-century snowstorm, a once-in-a-thousand-year extreme cold, and a once-in-a-thousand-year earthquake. Come on. Think about it carefully, your life is really worth it. I am sending you a message to say congratulations!

41. I have just installed broadband at home, and I have agreed with my husband that he will play during the day and I will play in the evening. He quickly gave up his seat, but he refused pitifully. I smiled and said, "You let me sit for a while. I will let you sit in the night." He stood up immediately and smiled evilly.

42. Morning. The first thing I do when I wake up is I miss you, the only thing I do during the day is I miss you, the last thing I do before going to bed at night is I miss you, the most important thing in my dreams is I miss you—— When will you pay me back?

43. Haha! You finally showed up. Did you know that I have been looking for you for many days? Now you finally show up automatically. I will never miss this rare opportunity. , I will definitely crush you, you damn cockroach!

44. I accidentally broke the door of my refrigerator, so the air conditioner came out. It’s getting colder and colder. I guess it won’t be until next year. The refrigerator can only be repaired when the flowers bloom in spring, so you must wear more clothes and pay attention to warmth during this period.

45. Dad bought a bowl of beef ramen and took it home to Beibei on Sunday. Beibei! Zhou showed off the delicious ramen to Lily, and Lily asked: Do you know how beef ramen is made? Beibei thought about it and said: Maybe it is made from cows?

46. I heard that you are very popular recently. Aura: Putin helps you get off the plane, Bush acts as your driver, Madonna walks you up the stairs, Kim Hee-sun cooks you roasted chicken, Andy Lau helps you take out the trash, and even I want to send you text messages.

47. Whether you miss me or not, my heart is with you, and I will never leave or abandon you. Whether you follow me or not, my faith will remain firm. Go to your place. Pay for the treat, I like it.

48. A tiger had a cold and wanted to eat the panda. The panda cried: "You have a cold, why do you want to eat me?" "The tiger said: "It's said in the advertisement, if you have a cold, you should take white plus black!

49. I will love you forever; I will pamper you forever; I will love you forever; I will protect you forever; I will never abandon you through thick and thin; I will not see you for a day. , I can't even eat, because you're not here, I can't eat stir-fried vegetables!

50. I don’t have two hearts for you; you have two hearts for me. I send you two text messages every day, but you don’t reply even a word, but when you reply, it’s twenty-two. I wish you a happy February 2!

51. You have the right to remain silent, but every text message you reply will be a testimony of our friendship. It will become a voucher for me to ask you for a big meal in the future. Don’t be stingy with your fingers. For the sake of our friendship, please reply to text messages more often!

52. A man and his wife went to a temple to play. The wife couldn't walk halfway and asked the man to carry her on his back. An old woman saw it and said seriously: "Seeing as you are also a well-educated person, you should go to the hospital as soon as possible if your wife is sick. It is useless to pray to Buddha."

53. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, do you want mooncakes? Okay, now please do as I say and you will receive the mooncakes.

First, place the handle of the mop horizontally at the door, and then step over it. This is the "crossing handle" I give you!

54. I picked up the phone but put it down again. I wonder if you still care about me now. You have achieved great success, and there are soldiers standing guard and wolves and dogs escorting you, but you can't even see me face to face. I have no choice but to send you a text message: reform well and strive for a reduced sentence!

55. You always say that I am worthless, that I can’t say two sentences with a stick, and that I can’t sleep because the moon is too shining, which makes you very dissatisfied, but I also have fun. Come on, give me the ring quickly. Put it on - 48K pure iron...

56. My son didn’t know how to pray before the banquet. Mother: Just say what I told God! The son bowed his head obediently and began to read: God! Why do I have to treat guests on this hot day? It’s so annoying!

57. Mountains are colorless when seen from a distance, and water has sounds when heard up close. If you know it is not a painting from a distance, you are color blind. Ling Han didn't notice the dawn and heard the singing of birds everywhere. Count your wallet in the corner to see how much money there is. There were shouts, "Whoever steals my wallet, I will run away if they come."

58. There are two things I have always wanted to say to you, and today I finally got the courage: the first one, I love you, I like you so much; the second one, don’t take the first one seriously. oh! Haha, remember to be happy!

59. Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters. But for me, happiness means raising you to be fat and healthy, and then killing you. Haha, little piggy

60. The moon will not shrink from the darkness of the night, the sun will not hide from the indifference of the world, the river will not stop flowing because of the indifference of the mountains, and the orangutan will not stop because of stupidity. And give up... read text messages!

61. "Zang Er" poem: "A coop, a straw hat, a small boat, a foot of silk fiber and an inch of hook; a song, a bottle of wine, and a person fishing alone in the river." Boat, two oars; hook, two rings; wine, two pot heads; autumn, two eyes. I understand your "two" best, so I send you the poem "Zang Er" for you to understand. Wish you happiness and joy.

62. Your characteristics: big beads and small beads on the face, different heights from a distance, uneven bumps from a close look, eyes with two lobes; unkempt childish look like a fool; your style: Brother Confidence belongs to the group, and Sister Feng belongs to the group.

63. I heard that you have been enlightening recently, and after being fortunate enough to receive the guidance of an eminent monk, your Taoism has made a qualitative leap. Your master also likes you very much, so the old man also gave you You have a Dharma cry: Enlightenment (without) virtue! Yeah?

64. I miss you in the lonely days, forget you in the crazy days, love you in the cool days, hate you in the days without any news from you; where did the bastard go, why not? Call back.

65. The little nanny has a very loud voice. The master told her that the people coming tonight are all dignitaries, so she should speak softer. After the meal, the nanny finished cleaning up and wanted to go to bed early, so she leaned close to the male host's ear and whispered: "Then I'll go to bed first."

66. Women are like flowers, cultivated with care, they can cultivate the body and mind. If you do as you please, You will be in pain and want to live; women are like water, if you take care of them gently, they can become the wind and break the waves; if you don't care, your tears will flood - until you are slapped to death on the shore!

67. The ant and the elephant got married. The elephant looked at the thick stack of guest lists and said, "You have too many relatives!" The ant snorted, "So what, there are so many." It’s not like one of your relatives eats too much.”

68. Xiao Ming was very confused when he heard Xiao Li grinding her teeth during her nap. The teacher told Xiao Ming: "Grinding teeth while sleeping is due to lack of calcium." Xiao Ming suddenly realized: "It turns out that if you grind your teeth hard into powder and eat them, you can replenish calcium!"

69. It's the holidays, and my boyfriend gives me some money in the finance department! My girlfriend who works in the department sent a text message: My dear, I wish you lots of money and may your hands cramp from counting money. After a while, my girlfriend replied: The money counter is broken. My hands are cramping when counting money. I have a crow’s mouth!

70. The leader chooses couplets for the unit. The first line: White plus black is guaranteed not to rest on Saturday; the second line: Five plus two is not guaranteed to have Sunday rest; horizontal line: work hard and work hard! In order to make progress and push herself, beautiful women put this couplet in the bedroom.

The next day, the boyfriend disappeared...

71. A: My brother was bitten by a mosquito yesterday and his whole hand swelled up! B: My uncle was stung by a bee last month and his whole foot swelled up. C: My sister was bitten by something unknown before, but now her whole belly is swollen

72. It’s not that I miss you because I’m lonely, but that I’m lonely because I miss you; it’s not that I miss you every day, but One day I will miss you very much. A special day is here again. On your holiday, I wish you a happy mood and good health!

73. Ah Q and his wife found two concert tickets and a note in the mailbox. It says: Guess who sent it? The two returned home from the concert and found that the house had been ransacked. Leave a note on the wardrobe: You guessed it!

74. World record Gisney, today’s selection is cheeky, the piglet is less than one centimeter, and the hippopotamus is only five centimeters. In the end, the champion was you - shameless. Congratulations!

75. I used to think that all university teachers are good people, and they are all smart and smart. But today I met you, my teacher, and I discovered that the truth is not like this at all. ,Teacher, let me pass the exam.

76. During an English test, I encountered a particularly difficult reading comprehension problem. A representative from the history department who was very poor in English got high marks and shared his experience: I only understand numbers, life and death, and men and women.

77. There is a beautiful woman who wants to check her future partner through the computer! The beauty filled in two conditions for making friends according to the requirements: 1. Be handsome. 2. Have a car. After a while, the answer came out: "chess".

78. I don’t want you to play with “beans”, nor do I want to “ginger” your army. I just want to gain “oil” from “apple”, and you are not the “Sugar Emperor”! Alas, after thinking about it, you are cruel, dear...prices.

79. Two butterflies for weight loss: My dear, if you lose weight, be careful of raising your blood pressure and getting piles of fat; My dear, if you move your mouth less, you will regret eating delicious food; My dear, you can practice with me ; Travel through time and space back to the age of eighteen!

80. When you first appeared by my side, I didn’t pay much attention to you. I always thought there was something better waiting for me, but as time went by, I started to pay more attention to you. I must understand, only to find that you are the best...tricky one.

81. You are the banknote and I am the wallet, you are the corner and I am the shovel, you are the tomato and I am the knife, you are the rag and I am the glue. Our relationship is the most reliable, our relationship is the best, I will support us when we are in trouble, and you pay for our meals!

82. Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love. Both are male, both are male, so perverted, so perverted... I heard an eight-year-old girl singing on the roadside today.

83. The weather is hot and it’s the day for a kiss. Every year at this time, I can’t restrain my desire to kiss you. I want to wrap my lips around your smooth skin and lick your cold lips. Sweat, enjoy the feeling of kissing you, come and kiss you soon, my ice cream.

84. Personnel Manager: Sorry, your major is not very suitable for the position we are recruiting for! Applicant: What does it mean to be inappropriate? Do you have to be a "*****" to be a *****?

85. I asked God: What if aliens invade the earth, the United States has Superman, Japan has Ultraman, and China originally had Sister Feng, but unfortunately she is gone? God said: It doesn’t matter, as long as the person reading the text message is there.

86. Symptoms of degeneration: mornings start at noon; time is spent basically on the computer; serious lack of exercise; addiction to games; uneven meals.

These are not important, the most important thing is: you haven’t invited me to dinner for a long time!

87. On the way, I heard an uncle making an emotional phone call: Yes! The national football team scored 3 goals! That's right! It's men's football! That’s right! It’s a competition with South Korea! What? other side? Yes, yes! The opponent is also a men’s football team!

88. I only care about you. What I care about is whether I care about you. Do I care about you as much as I care about you? Sample. ~Are you dizzy...

89. Say the last sentence of "I love you" again, and let me hug you for the last time. You know, the tears I hold back, it feels like a knife to give up on you, but you are too fat. I have no choice but to say goodbye, my dear ice cream.

90. Looking at your body getting thinner day by day, I feel so uncomfortable that I can’t eat or sleep. I beg you, don’t lose weight anymore. If you continue to lose weight like this, others will You thought I... I was feeding you clenbuterol!

91. Your phone balance is insufficient, please follow the prompts to recharge: burn a hundred yuan note into ashes, open the back cover of the phone, pour the ashes and cover it again. Thank you for your cooperation!

92. This text message is a lucky text message. When you receive it, you will receive a mysterious prize. This prize is unique in the world and is specially customized for you. It will belong to you forever. The prize is :This message! Wish you happiness!

93. Measure the window, measure the bed and measure the wall. Jump on the bed and measure the window. Measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the window. The window is not as long as the bed, and the bed is not as long as the wall. , so the wall is longer than the bed and the window. If you don’t read well, hit the wall.

94. In the hot summer, do you want to know the taste of Mouth Clearing (Qing Mouth Lozenges)? There is a milky fragrance and silky feeling when you enter the mouth, which makes people intoxicated and unable to extricate themselves. (Dove Chocolate) Reply to my text message and I will send it to you.

95. If you want to live a wonderful life, I will give you some tips to be happy; wave to happiness and bow to happiness; salute health and smile to auspiciousness; nod with struggle and embrace dreams; if blessings arrive, thank me for coming. Old; thank me for the rest of your life!

96. Your text messages are as hidden as roses, and your words are as unfathomable as algebra; this is the danger hidden in your smile, and this is the sign before you kill someone. So, you have a nickname - Rose on behalf of bad omen.

97. I understand that every text message I send you will be unforgettable for you! I understand that every word I write to you makes you sleepless and forgetful of food! But I want to know, when will I pay for the meal I owe you?

98. There are several types of rice noodles in rice noodle shops. The ordinary ones cost 4 yuan, but the cross-bridge rice noodles cost 10 yuan. Why? Answer: Because you have to collect tolls! What should I not wear during thunderstorms? Answer: beret (Beret).

99. The doorman was cleaning in front of a family building. Suddenly a piece of watermelon rind fell from the sky and landed on the doorman's head. The doorman looked up and sighed: Fortunately, it is a watermelon rind! Laughter came from the window: Do you want watermelon?

100. I will be very happy being with you. You are my pistachio. Every time I get close to you, I feel like my heart is beating, and tonight is no exception. After waiting for a long time and finally seeing you, I want to say loudly: I love you computer!

101. No one can replace your place in my heart. No one can make me unforgettable like you. No one can be as charming, capable and invincible as you. I want to say a lot. Love you very much, RMB!

102. Someone’s car windows are often broken. So he posted a piece of paper saying "There is nothing valuable in the car", thinking that it should be fine. Unexpectedly, the next day, the glass broke again, and there were a few more words beside the paper he wrote: "I'm sorry, I just want to confirm it."

103. I was obsessed with your smooth body, and I missed the surprises you gave me. , once took you to register in the big house. I swear, I must pursue you.

But the hateful third party stole my happiness, my dear bank card!

104. In spring, I miss you so much that the flowers bloom; in summer, I miss you so much that the sunshine becomes warm; in autumn, I miss you so much that the fruits are ripe; in winter, I miss you so much that the snowflakes It was all gone. After the text message was sent, I thought: Man, it’s time to pay back the money!

105. When ** is carried with you every day, when planes can take off at any time, when scalpers pull into the station, when fishermen enter the website, when "fake fathers" run rampant, when "fake mothers" fly around, when Lanzhou Shaobing After joining the internet, what are we left with?

106. Countless collisions of hearts, countless dreams and poetry, it is fate that makes us meet, it is fate that makes us fall in love. May thousands of blessings turn into snowflakes and fall around you!

107. I am obsessed with loving you. I have a fever thinking about you. When I see you, your face turns red and my heart beats. I can’t help but dream about you. Please don’t run away. I want to hug you so much! ah! Money, just a joke, don’t care!

108. To say that I have loved you for ten thousand years is too exaggerated and untrue, but loving you forever is my pursuit in this life; staying with you till eternity is too extravagant to even think about, but staying with you till eternity Always my wish, I love you, RMB!

109. I discovered a secret. Modern society is strange: cats drink coke, sheep fall in love with wolves, wings become invisible, autumn will not come back, and orcs thousands of miles away actually sing nocturnes. .

110. There was a person who realized in his dream that he had discovered a major secret of the world, so he quickly wrote it down while he was half awake. When he woke up, he saw written on the paper: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel!

111. Any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is just a hooligan! Haha, happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! Don't be a hooligan, don't be a hooligan! You can find the right one!

112. According to US mobile communications research, it was found that most mobile phones have a very mysterious function: use the mobile phone's calculator to divide 24,000 by 96, and the calculation result screen will automatically display the name of the phone owner. You should also give it a try!

113. Darwin: This man believed that humans evolved from monkeys. Even if his grandfather was probably a gorilla, he wouldn't be upset about it. ? However, his grandmother may find it difficult to accept.

114. Xiaojun’s father enrolled Xiaojun in the Mathematical Olympiad class. Xiaojun asked his father what the Mathematical Olympiad was? Dad knew that Xiaojun didn't like to learn, so he lied to him and said, well, the Olympics is about teaching table tennis, swimming, etc. Xiaojun was so happy to believe it. As a result, in the first class, I wore swimming trunks and was laughed at for two hours.

115. The female earthworm and the centipede were dating and were discovered by the male earthworm. The male earthworm was very sad: Why? Am I not good enough for you? The mother earthworm retorted: What a shame, we’ve been together for so long and you don’t even give me a hug!

116. Only those who dare to face themselves can see the way forward; only those who dare to face the darkness can see the dawn of dawn; only those who dare to face you can see clearly before makeup Your face: It turns out you are a relative of Bajie!

117. If someone misunderstands you, I will defend you; if someone slanders you, I will help you clarify; if someone wants to take advantage of you, I will be rude to him; if someone wants to beat you , I will... cheer for him!

118. Summer is very hot. Some people say that sleeping with a pet in your arms can calm your mind and make it less hot. I tried it, but the next day, my penguin died, so today I plan to hold you to sleep tonight.

119. You have red enthusiasm, orange liveliness, black calmness, blue melancholy, green vitality, gray peace, purple romance, white elegance, and yellow heart. No wonder people Give me the title "Little Pervert"!

120. Fun talk about dinner parties: Dinner parties are not a panacea, no dinner parties are absolutely impossible; one dinner party a week is a normal person, one dinner party a day is a famous person, three dinner parties a day is a social butterfly, many dinner parties a day It's a waiter.