A collection of non-mainstream stories. Bajie, I’m looking at my master’s signature again.

1. No one can be pure all the way to the end, but remember not to forget the original self //

2. I will be very strong, so strong that you are afraid, so strong that None of you can hurt me.

3. Why use dignity to retain a person who has changed his heart. Be it friendship or love.

4. Fu Er Xin Bu Er Xin is just a beef noodle shop.

5. Those who talk about throwing your mother's flowers, what qualifications do you have to comment on others? Post whatever they like. Do you care?

6. Inadvertently, I met the most beautiful accident. Hello, youth.

7. Even Chopin couldn’t express my sister’s sadness.

8. If you are willing to give up, you will be willing to give up. If you are not used to it, you will get used to it. //

9. No one can be pure all the way to the end, but remember not to forget the original self. //

10. I will be very strong, so strong that you are afraid of me, so strong that you can’t hurt me.

11. Let me go, can you forget me? Can you live on your own? I’m fine by myself. In the end, can you die?

12. The most embarrassing thing is that it happens every time Overestimating one's position in others' hearts,

13. How should I prove that I have existed

14. I have never understood what things are and people are different. Know that turning back once is a slap in the face

15. If you want to get out, just get out, don’t? Oh!

16. When we were children, we desperately wanted to grow up, but when we grew up, we realized that childhood was the most flawless.

17. Happiness is another kind of pain that is pretended to be seen by others, and carnival is another kind of loneliness that is left to the pain of oneself.

18. Is there anyone who will say to me, "Stop pretending, I know you are not happy"

19. The happiest thing in life is to scratch it when you are itchy. But, I can't scratch it.

20. For me, I don’t need my man to be powerful, I need him to reject all women for me.

21. May I live alone forever*

22. What a painful realization, you were my everything

23. I know that I am not the best Okay, but you have to remember, if you lose it, you never have it again.

24. I am not in a mood to open the door all the time

25. If you like someone, don’t confess, just kiss. If you break up, don’t say sorry, just get out.

26. Try to hide you, hide in a corner where no one can reach.

27. What if you fall out of love? Will the earth collapse? Will your arms be missing or legs broken?

28. If you don’t love, you won’t love. If you break up, say goodbye. Don’t TDM and say we can’t get along.

29. The whole world can be yours, but you must be mine.

30. Believe in love, even if it brings you sorrow, believe in love. Sometimes love is not believed because you see it, but you can see it because you believe it

31.じ☆ve My dear, I can’t promise how long I can love you. - But I dare to promise, as long as you don't change your mind, don't betray, and don't flirt with others. I can love you until I grow old

32. The second is a supreme model

33. Women should live a posture that makes others irreplaceable

34. Sister’s enchantment cannot be found by Du Niang

35. Loving you is as natural as breathing. I can hold my breath but I can't stop loving you.

36. Being angry is punishing yourself for others’ mistakes

37. Life is a process of finding love. Many people can only find three people. The first one is the one you love deeply. The second one is the one who loves you deeply, and the third one is the one who joins hands to achieve love.

38. Turn left when you go out and you will find the trash can. Go in and take a rest early, everyone.

39. What is a class teacher: He is a person who destroys your friendship and then your love and still doesn’t let go of your family ties!

40. Slowly rocking and high, DJ and MC come together

41. Is your heart full of wounds or walking alone?

42 .Hate me? Do you blame me? It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter, don’t think about what changes I’ll make for you, I’m still covered in thorns now

43. Very familiar, yet strange...*

44. You around me , the warmth is no longer there, the imprint of the past has faded away, and occasionally I still look back with nostalgia.

45. The goddess loves Superman, but Superman cannot fly.

46. The person who sends you flowers may not have seen your work; but the person who throws you eggs must have seen your work.

47. Only come to me when you are bored, otherwise I will appear redundant. #

48. We are not lovers, but you are very important to me. You must know that I am talking about you

49. It only takes a moment to fall in love with you and forget it. You have spent a lifetime, and it is not even enough

50. After experiencing the pain, you realize that the only thing you can embrace is darkness.

51. The weather is good, I am fine, everything is fine. As long as I'm fine, what does it have to do with you whether you're fine or not?

52. Am I too involved in the drama or am I deeply in love?

53. Since you have said goodbye, why are you begging me to stay again?

54. I can’t help but feel sad, so I slowly learned to hide it

55. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I have been paying attention to you silently for a long time, but you don’t know

56. Bajie is looking at his master’s signature again. . Zhu Bajie’s Love Letter

Dear E’e:

Hello!

Hum hum I am wandering in the long pig pen. Longing to meet a girl dressed in white like a lilac. She has a temperament like a lilac, and a vision like Taixi. This is who I used to be. Since I met you, I started to change my mind. No more wandering in the pigsty, I will stay by the road you walk. If you can take a look at me, I will feel my supreme glory.

Unexpectedly, that abominable Bi Ma Wen. He turned into your appearance and tore off my hair. A fire burned down my fairy mirror cave and used me as a goblin's servant. They are threatening me to go to some Western Heaven to get some scriptures. You know, if we don’t know a few Chinese characters, why would we need that thing? That's fine, he still wants us to pick things up and lead the horse. Looking at our horse's head means looking at the horse's back and then kicking. I don’t know how many winters and summers passed, but I finally arrived in the west. Fortunately, our Buddha is so compassionate that he granted us the title of Envoy of the Pure Altar. Finally, I can no longer enter reincarnation, go to hell, or seek troubles.

But what I have always been worried about is: that abominable monkey burned down my fairy palace. Make me homeless. We have become immortals but have no home. We are upset and regretful! You see, Huaguo Mountain has been developed into a tourist attraction. The local government invested tens of millions and worshiped the monkeys as Monkey Father and Monkey Lord. If we stay in Fulingshan, there must be a group of piglets, don’t you think so~!

Look, although we are receiving favor from others, we still have to protect them! Are wandering gods also called gods? Erlang Zhenjun lived at Guanjiangkou and listened to the tune but not the propaganda. The monkey head lives in Huaguo Mountain. It's just that thanks to the old pig, I have no home or clothes to wear. What a pity! I wonder if your Guanghan Palace can accommodate Xiao Ke?

Even though we are ugly, our hearts are still kind! I'm ugly but I'm gentle! A big man! Of course, you can’t just do face-saving work. You can’t just make donkey dung eggs with a smooth surface. We have strength, brains, can endure hardships, and are not selfish. We are much better than those born in the 1980s. Of course choosing us is the first choice.

How can you be like those young girls who only focus on the appearance of men? You say so!

How can you bear to listen to me singing about being a grown man? How can you bear to let me sing a single love song? The moon waxes and wanes, and people have joys and sorrows. How can you make me despair while waiting? I have been waiting for a long time! How could you let me, a god, wander alone?

E'e, you can't, you can't. This is not your character.

Tonight is the full moon again, and the old pig only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals. E'e, the old pig saw it again, saw your graceful Pingting. I saw your poetry. It's not my fault that I'm ugly. Who made me miss you has no results.

E'e, following that Tang Seng, we, the old pig, can also write poems. Although it is not as good as Tang Seng's writing, it is still a big improvement! If you don’t believe me, I’ll write it to you:

Softly I left

Just as I came gently

I waved gently

Farewell to the clouds in the west

E'e, don't laugh at me when you see me. You know that it took me 120,000 courage to write this love letter: to leave this love letter with a good reputation and live in heaven as on earth.

E'e, are you tired? Then let me write this first: I wish you a long life and sleep in your arms for a day. Modern Love Letter from Zhu Bajie

Yulan:

It has been a few days since I left Gao Laozhuang. Do you know how much I miss you?

The feeling of being dragged away alive by two bachelors to the West is extremely uncomfortable.

The old guy Tang Seng was born to be a sadist. Not only did he eat vegetarian food all day long, but he also made me suffer with him.

Do you know how many days it has been since I smelled any oily smell?

I really miss the days I spent with you in Gaolaozhuang. Every day you weaved and I plowed the fields. Although it was hard work, I was very satisfied to be able to eat the food you cooked. I only eat more than 200 steamed buns every day, and the meat and vegetables combined only amount to one jar. But your father always thinks I eat too much. But I do a lot of work alone! I have been waiting for your father to kick his legs, and then we will give birth to a bunch of piglets, expand our pig pen, and live a happy life!

But all this can only be imagined now.

The master has been fascinated by the Internet since he came out of the spider spirit's silk hole. The master chatted and played games day and night, and finally one day his body couldn't bear it and fell ill. As I used to do, I was very nutritious and had plenty to eat and drink every day, but I was still not able to do the job my father-in-law gave me. How could he, who was vegetarian all day long, not be nutritionally deficient? Sooner or later, your life will depend on the Internet. But it would be better for him to risk his life as soon as possible, so that I can meet my beloved wife Yulan as soon as possible.

But things can never develop as I imagined. Sun Wukong and Na Pohou recently joined a food company called the Fourth Meal, saying that creating the fourth meal for humans is called Networm Power. According to Napohou: This is the world's first food targeted at Internet users and mental workers. It refreshes the mind, protects against radiation, protects eyesight, nourishes the eyes, and quickly replenishes energy. I don’t know if it’s that amazing!

That day, when the two bachelors were away, I stole one and tasted it. It tasted pretty good, very sweet. I was afraid that they would find out that I didn't dare to steal more, but the strange thing is that I have been full of energy this half day. I used to help the master carry the luggage and I was almost exhausted after walking only a short distance. This time, I was smarter than Brother Monkey. I met those little goblins on the way. I saw through them all. Look how dare they call me a stupid pig this time!

The moment Brother Monkey gave the master the power of the net worm, he finally changed his mind and decided not to go to the West to learn from the experience, but to use pure natural green foods that produce the power of the net worm.

The master said: This networm power is rich in green tea essence, DHA, vitamin B1, spirulina, VC; rich in inositol, glutamine; absolutely does not contain any preservatives and colorings.

Moreover, it is fast-eating and is not restricted by time and place, so I can save the time of eating more than two hundred steamed buns every day, and its rich nutrition and energy can definitely support me throughout the day. consumption.

Your father won’t say that I ate too much this time.

We can also use mechanized control of our fields. After using the power of Internet bugs, my pig brain has become brighter.

Magnolia! Look how bright our future is, you must wait for me. The ancients said: If love lasts for a long time, how can it last forever?

Hey! While those two bachelors are asleep, I'll steal another net bug power!

Pig Brother Bajie is so funny! Zhu Bajie’s Internet Funny Love Letter

When it comes to the mighty Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Bajie, everyone must be familiar with it! Recently, news came out: Taibaijinxing has built a website in the heaven, which seems to be called Love Letter Internet Cafe! As the famous Tianpeng Marshal, he often went in and walked around. Over time, he became familiar with the network and the Internet.

One day, Bajie was chatting on a chat software and suddenly found a beautiful woman named Fairy Chang'e. After investigation, it was found that this person was the beauty Chang'e in Lengyue Palace. Bajie felt like a fish in water at this time. Soon they launched an offensive against Chang'e and sent a message to Chang'e. But the good times did not last long. His actions were soon discovered by Bamboo Taibai Jinxing, and he reported it to the Jade Emperor. In anger, the Jade Emperor expelled Bajie from heaven and fell into the mortal world...

But Bajie, who fell into the mortal world, still did not want to repent, and actually fell in love with Magnolia of Gao Laozhuang, and developed into a close relationship with them. Later, after being enlightened by the Bodhisattva, he was forced to join the Tang Monk to respond to the Central Western Revolution development call and contribute to the development of the western region. Because Bajie made mistakes again and again, Tang Seng sent him to the Huoyan Mountain Labor Camp to do farm work and endure hard labor... But Bajie still did not forget his former lover Yulan, and sent another letter to Yulan using Yi Meier. A very touching love letter:

My Magnolia in the Mood for Love:

How are you in Gaolaozhuang? I am writing to you using EMALL now. I am still a novice and my writing is not good. I hope my Magnolia can give me some advice!

Now I am in the Flame Mountain Prison. well! Thinking back to a month ago, I was a high-ranking provincial and ministerial-level cadre, and you were the mainstay of the charming Gaolaozhuang nightclub. At that time, we were like glue and sang every night; but now, I am behind bars. Thinking of this, I can't help but sigh!

This is the first letter I wrote after being imprisoned. Looking back on the past! (That was such a sad day. At that time, we held hands and looked into each other's tearful eyes, and I said to you: I left gently, just as I came gently, I waved my hands gently and never took you away. At this moment, a cloud was suddenly interrupted by a loud roar from the escorting guards (the leader was Tang Seng, and the other two were Sun Wukong and Sha Seng). In the midst of a life-and-death decision, I finally left heartbroken