Funny Valentine's Classic Quotations

When fate meets you, life is as sweet as honey. I married you in this life, and my love is beyond doubt. You are dragging in the back and busy at home all day. Everything is neat and orderly. Valentine's day is coming. May you take care of yourself and be happy and beautiful. The following is my collection of funny Valentine's day classic quotations, welcome to read!

Funny Valentine's Day, 1 1, the classic quotations of Valentine's Day and Spring Festival are all very strong.

2. What about Valentine's Day? I still live without a lover.

3, there is no doubt that the amount is the poverty you dream of.

4. May all lovers get married!

5, the world has its own true feelings, and paying a point is also love.

6, you go out, there are no birds in the mountains, and thousands of people live!

7. Lovers' Valentine's Day and the enemy's Di Renjie.

8. What do you mean I look down on you? I haven't seen you at all.

9. Do you still find Sister Furong annoying when you see Sister Feng?

10, the only advantage of Valentine's Day is that you don't have to work overtime at night!

1 1. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that it's just me and the shadow ...

12, wearing a couple costume is nothing, and driving a couple car will be domineering in the future!

13, evil chastity, can you leave me a baa?

14, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

15. The ancient world was dominated by one sword, but now it is a dissolute world.

16, rats with knives, looking for cats and brothels all over the street, who knows loneliness.

17, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just plain beautiful.

18, Valentine's Day, is it with your lover or your wife?

19, everyone loves, flowers bloom and flowers fall, coffins open.

20. Go to your class and see how you spend Valentine's Day! Put out.

2 1, if you have money, wear perfume; if you have no money, wear toilet water.

22. I am the one who broke up on Valentine's Day.

23. You are my Olay, but the trash can is your destination.

After 24 or 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

25. Love is a joke, which kills others and hurts yourself.

If you want to be a snail in your next life, you don't have to buy a house.

27. The bankruptcy of Durex is not a tragedy, but the bankruptcy of Durex is a tragedy.

28, Valentine's Day, who has a daughter to borrow one, will be big next year!

29. Unexpectedly, there was a Valentine's Day today!

30. The roses along the way never felt that this festival was so far away from me.

3 1. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

32, regardless of phone calls, text messages. I look forward to that sentence, I love you.

33. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe you as stupid.

34. I hope you can walk by yourself in the future. I'll take the bus.

35. Tanabata is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the person you like is spending Tanabata with someone else.

36. The person who introduced his girlfriend before Valentine's Day lost his wings in his last life.

37. The right person is Valentine's Day every day, and the wrong person is Tomb-Sweeping Day every day!

38. I wonder which chick my future husband is dating now?

39, teacher, homework and I have a winter vacation, have feelings, can you not hand it in?

40. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata. Will I become a dog?

4 1, I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just scum in the sea of people.

42, February 14 came, and I spent Valentine's Day with my lover. My wife is strict with women.

43. We wisely quit the movie market dispute on Valentine's Day and decided to see it tomorrow, haha!

44. In other words, I have never received any roses except qq expression. Is this a sad reminder?

45. The most painful thing in the world is that you still have to spend Valentine's Day alone when you are obviously not single.

46. On Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan at home and put an end to one-on-one and one-on-one.

47. If you want to express your success today, you must have two conditions: one is to say, and the other is to get rid of it.

48. How many people started planning to play computer at home on Tanabata as early as before Tanabata?

49. I don't want anything on Valentine's Day, as long as you say to me, "I'll take care of your Valentine's Day in the future."

50. mm-hmm At this time. How many virgins have disappeared? Who can estimate?

5 1, I let my daughter-in-law celebrate Valentine's Day ... My daughter-in-law said I would stay with my classmates ... Did my daughter-in-law leave me?

52. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

On the day of 53 and 520, I received a lot of text messages to sign in, only to find out later that the mobile phone belonged to my wife.

54. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the rice. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

55. God is unfair! I'm a boy, I don't have a date, I'm not as good, but I'm surrounded by beautiful women, alas.

Ladies and gentlemen, please sign here as soon as possible on Valentine's Day. If you don't sign in quickly, you will have sex.

57. The blessing I am most afraid of receiving now is "Happy Valentine's Day". I want to ask, who am I happy with?

58. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. When I meet a man, I will call my father. When I meet a woman, I will call my mother. If I can break up a couple, it's a couple.

59. I saw a couple, so I went up and slapped my wife, saying that you betrayed me and ran away.

60, the reality is like this, or wash and sleep, don't wait to confess. Don't even want April Fool's Day, and expect 520?

6 1, Yue Lao, can you stop using inferior red lines to help me get married? It breaks down every once in a while. What the hell?

62. For many people, whether Valentine's Day is estrus in the Spring Festival or spring is a question worth thinking about.

63. I don't want to confess anything at 520. I should also confess at 52 1, which is not only homophonic, but also prime!

64. Halfway through, it seems to be going on. It's like sleeping soundly, but being awakened by a bubble of urine. It's rather unpleasant.

65. Bless all lovers in the world. Girls will not menstruate on March 13 ~ this is by far the most poisonous. Please forward it quietly!

66. Obviously, on Valentine's Day today, people who want to express their love will say, "I like you. Do you like me? "

67. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

68. Maybe if you take this step, maybe if you are not careful, you will become a bad old man and a bad old woman with someone. How nice!

Girls, do you want to celebrate Women's Day next month? Or do you want to celebrate Mother's Day next year? Tomorrow is your choice!

70. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover and I sing 7-up at home alone.

7 1, Tanabata arrived, and the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the owner of the drugstore also smiled. A month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh.

72. Get up every day and put on a show with your beloved quilt: the drama of heart abuse, body abuse and love abuse that haunts you and me!

73. Get up for breakfast in the morning, go out and pass by the hotel street, and instantly a bloody smell comes to my face! Think about it, how fierce the war was last night. ...

74. I have a wish: at 8: 00 on, there will be a short message or a phone call telling me that I will accompany you this Valentine's Day, ok?

75. Are there any single beauties? Dongshan is the best, and Nanjing is also ok. Rent beautiful women, vacation bags, shuttle bags, food and accommodation … the price is negotiable …

76. Did your mother let you have a blind date today? Did your mother let you break up with your partner? Did your mother let you get married?

77. Let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas Day and New Year's Day alone. I can live alone if I have the ability to take the exam.

78. The deepest quarrel On Valentine's Day, I saw a woman in the subway station tearfully lecturing a man: "You didn't bring your ID card today! What do you mean! "

79. Today's calendar says that it is better to be buried than to express love and marriage. As single people, for your happiness, we decided to meet those who expressed love and marriage and bury them directly!

Interesting Valentine's Day Classic Quotations 2 1. Thanks for the acquaintance in this life. I miss you so much that I'm sure you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB! Happy Valentine's Day!

2. Red roses, white roses and blossoming are all fascinating. Red Valentine's Day, white day, has made people who love each other look forward to haggard. I wish the Prince Charming a happy holiday and a happy marriage forever!

3. Do you see it? Are you in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Did you create opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help!

Today is Valentine's Day. I want to say to you: Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past years are like a wisp of smoke to me. My future life is full of happiness because of you.

5. Without bricks and tiles, a stroke can make you laugh. Hey, I will build a bridge for you with sweet words. I wish you a sweet and happy love life. Happiness often has peach blossoms, which makes many people happy. Happy Tanabata!

6, flowers, roses, may you always be bright; Starlight, music, may you always be trendy; Forever, ever, may you be vast forever. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I bless you. You are an angel in my heart.

7. How many people will laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

8. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

9. It turns out that I didn't miss you, but I just forgot to miss your influence. Just like I'm not not breathing, I just forget that I've been breathing! Valentine's Day is coming, I miss you in other places!

10, black face is Bao Gong, and black skirt is noble. Talk in the dark, fall in love in the dark. Black people don't embrace each other when they meet, but black people have lovers. I wish all lovers all get married, and may all dark plots have their love.

1 1, a photo evokes homesickness, faint memories, sweet moments, deep thoughts and happy company; Deep expectation, lifelong happiness, photos of Valentine's Day, may our true feelings continue and be happy forever!

12, you come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

13, love is the longing of the soul, the ringing of feelings, the collision of the soul, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew, the intoxicating wine and the happy hometown! I wish you a happy White Day!

14, Valentine's Day is coming, warm reminder in advance: send some flowers and plants implicitly, run with lively hands, really full, sing and dance enthusiastically, cuddle romantically, fall down on a crazy night, and send a text message timidly!

15, I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth! Happy Valentine's Day!

16. Missing you is the sweetest diary I have ever written. You are happy, and I am happy. Meeting you is my greatest happiness. Diary day, every fragment of you is the sweetest diary I have ever written.

17, pure blessing, pure wish, deep joy and deep love. Fragrant flowers and rich chocolate bring my deep Valentine's Day wishes at this romantic moment. Happy Valentine's Day!

18, I won't forget your message, I will remember your words, your greetings will always be in my heart, your blessings will never be forgotten, and I will have a silver Valentine's Day. I am lonely, thinking of you, and I will never forget you all my life.

19, joy in grassland and green space, holding hands under the moon. Holding flowers for your lover, natural beauty is beautiful for you. I am your green leaf forever, and you are the flower that blooms forever. Spring, summer, autumn and winter do not separate, and the flowers and leaves wither into mud. Green Valentine's Day: Love each other.

20, miss your beautiful smile, miss your gentle hug, miss every minute with you, that kind of happiness has an unforgettable beauty! I look forward to the weekend coming soon, seeing you again and having fun together!

2 1, a person, Sauvignon Blanc, it's cold in Leng Yue, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, and a person is holding a mobile phone. Looking back on the good old days, I will express my best wishes and send you a happy Valentine's Day!

22, drink tea, drink strong; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, this one with a mobile phone is not bad. Ha ha. Happy Valentine's Day!

23. On Valentine's Day, a MM called him: "Come to my house, no one!" He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

24, Valentine's Day, send you four lovers: happy lovers, bring you a happy mood; Good luck lover, bring you everything you want; A successful lover brings you a bright future; A healthy lover brings you infinite happiness!

25. When a lover has one, ask a friend by text message. I don't know if there is anyone around. Can I have a boyfriend? I want to find her, but I'm afraid I'll miss the opportunity. I can't sleep all night, and it's the hardest to rest. How can I beat him on Valentine's Day and find a bosom friend?

26. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, lovers get along well, heartless people suffer, spoony people suffer, thin lovers are notorious, passionate people are only a few, and real people belong to me. Happy Valentine's Day!

27. On Valentine's Day, please take love as a cover, take lovers as the center, gather old lovers in secret, meet old lovers in secret under the moon, find infatuated people on the Internet, and accelerate the development of young lovers. If there are no lovers during the festival, go home and coax your wife.

My life is no longer lonely because of you, my back is no longer lonely because of you, and my happiness is no longer lonely because of you. Because of you, I feel sweet, safe, satisfied and happy. Dear, happy holidays, love you the same.

29. Recalling the eventful years of the past, I can't bear to look back. When the evening breeze comes, I miss my friends. How can I beat him? I haven't found a girlfriend for a long time. At this time, I wish all the good men in the world a proper place and spend Valentine's Day with honey!

30, buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

3 1, oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

On Valentine's Day, I miss you in the distance, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to you, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head!

34. You are the wind, I am the boat, and we go far together; You are a rose, I am a flower, and we have a love flower; You are warm, I am home, and we form a happy family; Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!

35, quietly watching you focus, beautiful dreams of your happiness, sincere love for you, careful injury to you, silly thinking about your infatuation, quietly telling you that I really love you!

36. You can see my sight, but you can't miss me. You cannot leave my side, but you cannot leave my heart; You can run away from my feelings, but you can't run away from my memory. Silver Valentine's Day, I miss you in my heart.

37. Building a bridge for you with blessings is not for cowherd and weaver girl, but a magical treasure of love created for you. As long as you receive this message around Tanabata, you will always be lucky and your popularity will be better! Happy Valentine's Day!

On this day, there are no lovers on Valentine's Day! When this special day comes, what I think is-no lover, I want a wife.

39. I want to let the fragrance of chocolate surround you, let the fragrance of roses haunt you, and let the fireworks of the festival shine on your beautiful face. When the fireworks are in full bloom, you will see the three words "I love you" I wrote for you, dear. Happy Valentine's Day.

40, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I won't text you, but it's lightning.

4 1, I had an accident and twisted my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

If I were a billionaire, I would buy roses from all over the world for you. Am I rich? No, so I can only send you a short message wishing you a happy Valentine's Day, my friend.

43. Time flies, memories keep increasing, and storms often strike. I miss you all the time, my friend. How are you getting along in a foreign land? Tanabata is coming, may your bachelor become a pair of sticks, and you have fun on Valentine's Day!

44. Kiss your hand and walk together in this life; Kiss your face and be affectionate forever; Kiss your heart, sweet love rain; Kiss your lips, eternal love is pure. Kissing Valentine's Day is coming, and I will kiss you all my life.

45. The heart-to-heart collision ignited the crackling sparks of the Spring Festival branches, and we walked into the spring world hand in hand.

46. If one day you think of someone who once loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!

47. Open the diary of friendship, the article is full of happiness, and the chapters are all about happiness; Open the love diary, the pages are obviously sweet and the paragraphs are wonderful; Open the family diary, every sentence is warm and every word is harmonious; Diary day, may all lovers in the world be happy!

48, affectionate as rain, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything is in silence! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

49. I miss you very much, but I am embarrassed to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, ignore me and think I'm harassing you. I really want to contact you, but the pig doesn't want to chat with me, so I can only read the text messages stupidly! Happy Valentine's Day!

50. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world? Happy Valentine's Day!

5 1, green valentine's day, send you a blue rose, together is a promise; Send you two blue roses, it is fate that you and I meet; Send you three blue roses, you are my deepest love. Flower language expresses sincerity and works hand in hand forever.

52. There are two words I have always wanted to say to you, and I finally got up my courage on this special day: First, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously. Happy Valentine's Day.

53. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

54. The wind blows across the beach, raising the glory of memories; The river flows through Qian Shan with endless thoughts; Yun Fei flies over the horizon and relaxes romance; Love goes straight to the heart and tells the sweet love. Valentine's Day kiss, love you forever.