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How was the military school? What will happen? It's best for someone who went to military school to talk about it.
When people are old, they always like to remember. It has been several years since they graduated from the military academy. I can't help but think of those moments when I was in the military school for almost seven years, those people, those things and those flowers. ..........
The first time I got a haircut in a service agency, I hung my head and left without paying, because I thought the service agency was free. (2.5 yuan)
The first time I fought in the corridor, my head, shoulders, hips, legs and feet all leaned against the wall, my legs trembled, and I looked at the guy I didn't know opposite, thinking: Is there such a stupid way to stand in the world?
10 class starts together for the first time. I stood at the back and saw two straight turns and three jumps. I can't help laughing. The monitor yelled at me. What about you? Are you still smiling at the straight corner? I looked, oh, I turned right, too! (silly! )
The first time you eat a big pot of rice in the canteen, you need a password: sit down and eat! As a result, I arrived first, and I was eating my second chicken wing when I gave the password! (admire! )
The dormitory 10 people exchanged dialects for the first time, and everyone took turns reading newspapers in their hometown dialect. The topic is: Is it naked to run in socks? (fun! )
During the military training, there was a "lying" heart-to-heart meeting. When a brother was impassioned, the instructor appeared like a ghost, sat in a row and was punished for standing in the corridor 1 hour. As a result, my class began to "stand" and talk again! (speechless! )
The first time I called home, I used up two cards. There were 200 cards in 30 yuan at that time. I miss home! )
On my birthday, none of the cakes at 100 yuan went into my mouth, and they were all given to my face and clothes.
On the Mid-Autumn Festival, a brother was in tears, and we all went to hug and comfort him. When someone asked, they replied: the moon cake tastes terrible, and the rock sugar hit their teeth. )
During military training, it was too cold to cover the quilt.
I'm looking forward to Sunday, so that I can sleep in and get up without folding the quilt. (comfortable)
A brother used 53 phone cards in his freshman year, sweating like a pig. ...
After turning off the lights, he secretly made a phone call and was found by the captain. The captain said, take the phone and turn right, and March in a hurry. I walked into the corridor and the captain gave the password: let go! The mobile phone died heroically, so I started 12 class and mixed it for a while. (exaggerated)
When I first learned to fold quilts, I did it with boiling water. I dare not cover the quilt at night, but I wake up as soon as I touch it.
Every time I put on my fat winter clothes, I always have a great ambition as a socialist cleaner. (I am filled with emotion)
Mother saw me coming home in winter clothes and insisted that I take off my winter clothes before I was allowed in. (indescribable)
I went home in the first winter and gained weight 1.8 kg. (Proud)
Freshman never sleeps in class last semester, sleeps after class, and never sleeps after class in sophomore and junior! (adapt to the environment)
After the military training, I saw off the old squad leader. Everyone's eyes were full of tears and their hearts were full of joy: (It's finally over)
A brother doesn't wear socks in military training, but he plays goose steps every day. The teacher occasionally sees him and shouts: How can a soldier not wear socks? The elder brother understood and immediately took out his socks from his pocket. (in a hurry)
When the rifle was fired, I reported the target of five bullets, but there were seven holes in the target. (silly)
The first time I cleaned the toilet, I felt brighter and cleaner than my kitchen.
A brother is addicted to playing cs. In the middle of the night, he suddenly sat up, shouted "the hole is on fire" and fell asleep again. (admire)
It's the first time to learn local curses, and I'm very excited. I say everything with that dirty word: * * * *! The result has not changed until now! (regret)
I ran for more than half an hour in the first five-kilometer test.
An autumn military parade, the mighty rain, the chief did not move, and we ...... did not dare to move!
After eating by credit card, I overeated at every meal and finally ate instant noodles for half a month (1.2 RMB).
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