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when someone is riding a bike, he hears a passerby yelling: go, go, go…… and thinks, damn it, I can sing: oh, le, le, le … I plunged into the ditch without saying my word. Passers-by scolded: Shit! I'm telling you, Gou Gou, do you still ride? ! It serves you right to fall dead!

My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said: when you grow up, you marry your daughter-in-law and sleep with mom? A: Yes. Mom said, what about your wife? Son said: let her sleep with her father. After hearing this, Dad said excitedly,

This child has been sensible since childhood. One brother has constipation, and he can't be comfortable in the toilet for a long time. While he was trying his best, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the position next to him. Just after entering, there was a real storm. The brother said to the buddy with envy,

The buddy said, "I envy you, my pants haven't been taken off yet ~ <" Another person said, "I can't turn it on. If I turn it on, I will blow out the candles.

A brother went to the toilet and got into the ladies' room by mistake. When he got in, he found that there was no urinal, which felt wrong. Fortunately, there was no one in the ladies' room. He walked out casually. When I was opening the door, I met a mm who came in. He met him face to face, blushed and lowered his head, and turned to drill into the men's room.

One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was particularly hot and boring. I don't know who farted. This is the worse environment. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it. As it happens, the conductor is asking, "Who didn't buy the ticket? "My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly," The fart didn't buy a ticket! "Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly," I have already bought the ticket! "

A sculpture was completed in a new building of a university: a young girl held a book in her left hand and held a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. The name was publicly collected from students outside the school, and many people's slogans coincided-reading is the best for a bird!

The loss of bicycles in school is very serious, and the new ones disappear in the blink of an eye, but sometimes with luck, the lost bicycles will reappear every few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a roommate, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone and said, "I locked this car with the latest lock! "The next day, Xiao Jing came back from his evening self-study and looked depressed. He also pinched a note in his hand, which read: Don't be a master here, I borrowed the car, and I will pay you back in a few days!

a few days later, the thief really returned the car. Xiao Jing was very happy, but she was worried that the car would be "borrowed" again. He bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: See how you can "borrow"! When Xiaojing went downstairs the next morning, he found five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the locks: See how you can ride!

There are three little tadpoles. They went to a restaurant to eat ... After a while, the first course was fried frogs ...

The three little tadpoles sang: I don't want to grow up ...

One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you should go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought an apple out. Cao Cao said that if they could put the fruit they brought into their ass, they would be released. Zhang Fei tried for a while and failed, so he was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes, and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu began to stuff ... When he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes and was killed again. After going to the underworld, the king of Yan asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" If you don't laugh, you won't die, "Guan Yu said with a sigh." I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian in his arms ... "

Yesterday I went to eat KFC, and the people behind me looked like a couple, seeing that they ordered a lot of food and then sat next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat hard, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy chewed the French fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.

Suddenly, the boy put down the French fries, leaned forward and asked seriously, "Qingqing, can I chase you?" "

Without looking up, the girl just said," No! "

The boy asked again," Is it impossible at all? "

The girl simply said," Not at all! "

The boy was stunned, and his eyes looked straight at her and stayed there ...

At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other, thinking that the boy was watching her, so she stopped eating, then looked at the boy with poor eyes and whispered," Well ... can I still eat? "

Everyone around me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was helpless and said," Eat, eat … "

This MM is so cute ... If I don't let it chase, I must chase it ... desperately! ! ! !

I have always been restless at school. I taught myself for the first time when I was a freshman. I was depressed when I sat in the classroom, and then I ran to the aisle to smoke.

Just after lighting a cigarette, a PL girl came and asked me, "Now I'm studying by myself! How did you get out? "

I said, bored out to smoke, MM which class are you in? How also ran out.

PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, That class!

at that time, I was so excited to say, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed?

She said: Well, a freshman in our class ran out from self-study, and I came out to look for him.

I laughed, but it seems that there are still people who can't sit still. What do you want with him? You're not his mother!

MM: I can't help it. I'm his head teacher!

I was deceived at that time ...

A minute later, I choked out a sentence: Teacher, you look so young ...

After Phelps won 8 gold medals:

What about the swimming competitions such as breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly and freestyle? 1, 2, 4, and 15 lead to too many gold medals, and they are often dissatisfied, and they all demand to increase the number of gold medals in their own advantageous events.

Brazil proposed:

Football should be divided into 3 players, 5 players, 7 players and 11 players, beach, indoor and grass.

China proposed:

Table tennis should be divided into straight, horizontal, straight doubles, straight singles and straight mixed doubles.

Britain put forward:

Equestrian should be divided into black horse equestrian, white horse equestrian, red horse equestrian, brown horse equestrian, real horse equestrian and zebra equestrian.

Kenya proposed:

Long-distance running should be divided into 1,m, 11,m, 12,m and 13,m. . .

Japan proposed:

All mixed events should be increased by 3p, 4p, 5p, 6p and 7p. . . Group p. . . 5p。

Thailand proposed:

In addition to the men's and women's events, all should be added to the shemale group

South Korea proposed:

If a gold medal is added in the future, it should also be given to South Korea, because these athletes who won the gold medal are all of Korean origin, or

their ancestors are of Korean origin.