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Have suicidal thoughts, tell me about it.

In the world, there is nothing to hang. Come and go, free. If you want to live, don't look for body double.

Selected from Jue Yuan's Classic Notes-nan huaijin.

This story happened in Wanxian County, East Sichuan, and a prisoner in the prison also tried to escape. This person has never read a book, only heard that there is a the Monkey King in Journey to the West, which has changed a lot. So, in prison, he read the Monkey King, the Great Sage of Monkey, every day. Please help me and teach me some skills to escape, read and beg every day.

Strange, as a result, I dreamed at night, and the Monkey King came and taught him to play Monkey Boxing. I spent seven or eight years in prison and practiced monkey boxing for seven or eight years. Monkey boxing is great. With a wave of his iron bar, he bent and swaggered out of the prison.

After he escaped, he made a living by teaching boxing, and at the same time did a lot of good deeds, repented and reformed.

One night, I saw a girl dressed in white hurried into a house. Out of curiosity, he followed him with his monkey fist. However, after I went in, I couldn't see anyone. Could it be Pig Bajie's apprentice?

A closer look shows that there is a room with dim light, in which a young woman is ready to hang herself, and a woman in white also appears. The young woman put her head into the rope and the woman in white knelt on the ground. He knew that in prison, he had heard that ghosts were at work when anyone tried to commit suicide, so he quickly stood up and pulled the woman who hanged herself down, and the female ghost also ran away. The whole family came out to thank him, no problem.

After he came home, the female ghost followed. While he was sleeping, the female ghost found him. The female ghost said that you ruined my business and you had to die. He said I was the Monkey King's apprentice, which was useless to me. The ghost said no, you must die. All right! He picked up the rope and hung it up. When his neck is lucky, of course he won't die. The female ghost knelt down to worship, and he immediately felt an invisible gravity coming down from his shoulder; The female ghost bowed her head for the second time, with greater strength and the rope broke.

The female ghost couldn't help him, so she began to cry, because she couldn't find body double's body and couldn't be reborn, so she was very sad. He thinks this female ghost is also quite pitiful. He said it was a good idea. We work together. You are a ghost. You know better than I do which one is in trouble. I know martial arts. We will save lives, and our merits have been exhausted. You can be reborn, and I can make it up to you. Female the ghost also agreed, no longer to harm people.

Well, these two-one is the Monkey King's apprentice and fugitive, and the other is a female ghost. Let's work together. I have done many good things since 1956.

One day, the female ghost knelt down to him. The Monkey King's apprentice was surprised and said,' Yo? What happened? "Here we go again."

No, I thank you. I have followed you and done a lot of merits in recent years. Now the prince has informed me that I can be reborn directly, without looking for a double body. The female ghost also told him where to reincarnate, and it was a boy, and went to see him in a hundred days.

He said,' Good! Congratulations! However, after you left, no one asked me for information. "The two exchanged treasures and then said goodbye.

However, the female ghost went out and came back. Why? Anything else? '

I forgot to tell you a spell, and then you helped me with my merits. If someone is angry, sad and wants to drown, hang himself or commit suicide, the ghost will follow and tell him that as long as he says this spell, he will be fine. "

What spell? '

The universe is clear. Come and go, free. If you want to live, don't look for body double. "

This spell is clever! I met several people who told me that I was bored and wanted to commit suicide. I told him to read it quickly. Hey! Very clever! I'll be fine after reading it. Sometimes I see this person's eyes are wrong, so I tell him this story. Of course he knows. Because sometimes things are unclear, the more you persuade him not to commit suicide, the more he will die for you to see. That's terrible. Tell him this story, go back and think about it, and the suicidal mentality will be removed. Go back and tell this story and do merit for that female ghost.