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My experience of being stolen

I have been hurt by pickpockets more than once. My wallet was stolen, and my mobile phone was stolen. I can earn more money if I lose it, but I can't get back my hard-earned documents, certificates and receipts. What a rage! So, when it comes to pickpockets, I don't get angry at once. I can't wait to catch these people, fill his mouth with mustard, step on the ice barefoot, and drop essential balm in his crotch. Even so, I still feel that it is not enough for Japan.

It was stolen for the first time. I remember when I was in college, a group of three people went to the city to play. We grew up in the countryside, just looking at everything fresh in front of us. Where would you think that you have been targeted and become a lamb to be slaughtered in the eyes of others? Just as the bus opened, everyone scrambled to get on. It was very crowded. The three of us finally got on the bus. The bus has just started, but it hasn't stood still. My pockets were empty, so I quickly shouted: Oh, my mobile phone is gone! This is the first mobile phone I just bought, and I feel very distressed. It suddenly occurred to me that I was standing next to me when I was about to get on the bus. A bearded man in gray is more crowded than anyone else. This is definitely the guy. I quickly stopped the driver and three people got off. But there are so many people, where can I find someone? If I get it, I can't wait for you to catch it! Alas, I am unwilling. In order not to let others suffer, I walked into the nearby police station with a sense of innocence and justice that a student should have! It took a whole hour and a half from calling the police to making a statement. Finally, when he walked out of the police station, the police comrades told him: Pay more attention in the future and wait for the notice! The three of us smiled at each other and were all helpless. Now ten years have passed. ...

My wallet was stolen the second time. After dinner at noon, I shop leisurely. I found a clothing store on the roadside with a good style, so I pushed the door and went in. There is a young waitress in the shop with a very warm attitude. Then a couple came in, talking and laughing, trying on clothes back and forth. I didn't see any difference. I took a fancy to a coat and thought it was a good style. I want to try it on, so I put my coat on the hanger next to me. At this time, the man and the woman were pointing while walking, and then they walked near me and casually said, let's go to the next one! Then, pass by me. When I was ready to pay the bill, I found that my wallet was stolen from my coat. I guess that couple must have stolen my wallet when they passed me. I can't help but sigh, it's really impossible to prevent! I was robbed and killed this time, and I was busy shuttling between major banks!

After a long time, it's a different scene to meet pickpockets again, because it's the only meeting in the village in a year, so it's always very lively. On this day, a thief was caught by the villagers on the spot, and everyone was sent to the village Committee compound and tied to a big tree with a rope. When the police arrived, some villagers couldn't hold their breath and went up and slapped them in the face. The pickpocket is bleeding, and other villagers are not to be outdone. They punched and kicked the pickpocket and killed him. At this time, I remembered an old saying, I only saw thieves eating meat, but I didn't see thieves being beaten! This is not an eye-opener today!

Here I also advise those who like to get something for nothing, and what they get through their own efforts can make people feel at ease and sleep soundly! Even if you are lucky enough not to be punished by law, you can't escape karma!