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It's funny and humorous to get married and get a license to send a circle of friends.
I don't have any promises. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.
I can still live well without you, but I want to be with you. This is love. See the right words today. The essence of love is willingness. I am willing to do many things for you, I am willing to put everything down for you, I am willing to compromise, and I am willing to spend my life together.
I'm not good, as long as you don't dislike me. You don't need it. I am glad I like it.
If all your deep feelings are disappointed, I will give you a long stream of water to accompany you all your life.
6. Hello, everyone. Please prepare some money.
7. In the future, I will tie your hair, wash your hands to make bridal soup, spray perfume on your hands, sew clothes, embroider lines and make your bed.
8. Some people will hold you on the top of their hearts and like what you like like like a fool. Some people will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.
9. The world of mortals keeps you company.
10. Today is your wedding day, and the fairy couple is you. May you love each other forever.
1 1. I harvested a big trotter.
12. For the rest of my life, snow is you, but it is you.
13. "Married" and "Married"
14. My husband took the marriage certificate and said in surprise: How did the marriage certificate change to this?
15. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object and took one home.
16. Since a person is allowed to generalize, he is willing to be generous all his life.
17. Loyal love fills my heart, and I can't estimate the wealth I enjoy.
18. I wish the rest of my life, knowing each other well, sharing happiness, sharing the same space, and growing old together.
19. Let's take our time. Please make suggestions for the rest of our lives.
The sentence of getting married and getting a license to send a circle of friends is funny and humorous (Chapter II) 20. Wandering for the first half of my life, I am willing to make soup for you for the second half.
2 1. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
22. "I got my driver's license today." "What a coincidence, me too."
23. I am willing to worry about you, and I am willing to protect you all my life.
24. Time has turned you and me into us. Because of you, we move on.
25. The happiest fairy tale is the wealth-obsessed oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea with you.
26. It's not that I'm too strong, but that no one can spend time killing my spirit.
27. If the deer returns to the forest, it will dock like a boat.
28. The best love letter and promise a man can give a woman is a piece of paper: a marriage certificate.
29. With the known people, I have lived an unknown life.
30. In this life, I am surrounded by you.
3 1. It is this man who ruined my plan to die alone.
32. I really envy this person around me. His eyes are really good.
33. Have you met the people around me? They are people who want to spend their lives with me.
34. Loving you is sweet, comfortable, happy, happy and happy.
35. I paid all the private money.
36. Congratulations to me
37. I made an amazing deal today. I spent nine dollars to buy someone to go home.
38. You are the first person I see when I wake up and open my eyes every morning. I think this life is enough.
The sentence of getting married and issuing a certificate to a circle of friends is funny and humorous (Chapter III) 39. Since ancient times, beauty has been worried, and it is necessary to wait until the next life to get a marriage certificate!
40. The road is long and rugged. You get half the juice and share the love.
4 1. This is Lao Zhang (plus her husband's surname).
42. Yes, I am married, married to love.
43. The man in front of you is a sweetheart. Get a certificate and send a circle of friends.
44. I want to mention the national certificate.
45. I will definitely wait for her until she turns white. I have no regrets.
46. I thank God for letting me meet you. From now on, my world is all about you.
47. The answer is very long, and I am going to answer it all my life.
48. after eating the whole family bucket, it is a family. (The picture shows the marriage certificate and the family fight)
49. The circle of friends wrote "earning" and the daughter-in-law wrote "losing".
50. This is not the end of the dust, this is just the beginning of the story.
5 1. What I envy is not the vigorous love, but the company I carry with me to my old age.
52. The gentleman next to you, you are lucky to marry such a girl as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade.
You are my warm spring breeze, cold beer and a skirt with summer flavor are my unforgettable scenery.
54. Tell Hugh that I can't wait for him.
55. Since then, two people have a room, three meals and four seasons.
Now I can't find words to describe my mood, but I know I am very happy. I will finally enter the paradise of marriage with my beloved. From now on, we will be legally married.
57. I don't have intoxicating love words, I just want to tidy up you and take you home.
I just want to go on with one person, no matter what I will meet in the future.
59. I've been wandering the rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance stopped me.
60. Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir.
6 1. Many friends around me are married, so I also got a certificate today to suppress the alarm.
62. Because of the good performance of * students, this card is issued as an encouragement.
63. Obtained a national certificate.
64. My wish is that if I meet you for the first time, I won't forget you and hold hands.
Look! The legendary first-class certificate!
66. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.
67. Always compare wings and swear to each other.
68. Looking back on the past 500 times, this life has passed. I am grateful to have you in my life. I just want to grow old with you and accompany you to the ends of the earth.
69. Let go of the date, live together legally, and get a marriage certificate for only nine yuan!
70. It is said that marriage is the grave. Anyway, lie down first.
7 1. I will not be spared in my life. See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau.
72. Today is vivid and concrete. There is only one you.
73. Life and death are rich and prosperous, and the son inherits it. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.
74. In the days to come, we should wash more clothes and cook more. ...
75. Before, the person in front of me was a sweetheart. From then on, my sweetheart is a pillow person.
Get married, get a license, and send a copy of your circle of friends.
Send a marriage license to a circle of friends. 1. The three most beautiful days in this world are: the day when you have me, and the day when you and I become us.
I want to say that time flies, and I am very grateful to meet you.
Thank you for accompanying me from school uniform to wedding dress. You are enough in my life.
Although it sounds melodramatic, I really want to spend my life with you.
Compared with yesterday, today is suitable for obtaining the certificate. In this way, I confessed myself. It is legal to work with certificates.
Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.
7. Someone will hold you on the top of your heart, like what you like like like a fool, and someone will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.
My heart is a bird in the wilderness, and I found the sky in your eyes.
9. Who doesn't have a national certificate?
10. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late, but only you.
1 1. Today's headline: Congratulations to Mr. xx for being a wife and being sentenced to 70 years in prison.
12. The composition of my circle of friends is "earning" and the daughter-in-law writes "losing".
13. It starts at first sight and ends in old age.
14. "I really envy you having me."
15. Married
16. Headphones give you half an umbrella, half a hand, half a life.
17. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
18. I'm fine, as long as you don't mind.
19. Can I get a salary increase if I get a national certificate?
20. Sharpness slightly converges on husband and wife and beauty; There is no dispute about everything, and the couple are very warm.
Get married and get a certificate to send a circle of friends. Chapter 2 1. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, stay together all your life, and never give up.
22. Happiness is knocking at home, not reaching for the cold key.
23. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog!
24. Congratulations to me
25. On the road of life, we get together and peck at each other.
26. Monogamy is everyone's responsibility.
27. These are our two fresh best-selling little red books.
28. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.
29. The production cost is 0 yuan, which is in line with socialist values.
30. There are no superfluous words, only a simple sentence, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.
3 1. We are very happy. Let's just send a love.
32. You are my warm spring breeze, cold beer, skirt with summer breath and unforgettable scenery for me to sing.
33. Be a layman and thank you for your love.
34. The notebook is in order!
35. Being a wife for the first time. If you do not do well, please follow me. Thank you.
36. Life has you and the sun is shining; Life has you, and the seasons are warm; Life has you, not afraid of difficulties and obstacles; I will always look forward to having you in my life.
I can't promise you that everything will get better, but I promise you won't have to face it alone from now on.
38. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.
I do all the housework.
40. Look, this is the tombstone of our love.
Get married, get a license, and send a copy to a circle of friends. Three 41.100000 people like it, so it is better to understand it by one person.
42. My cabbage was finally arched by the pig.
43. We grow old hand in hand …
44. Hold relevant certificates and drive legally.
45. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.
46. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.
47. It's time for my friend who received my money to pay back the interest.
48. Two years later, I changed her household registration book.
49. I took a certificate, and it took me * years, which was my most time-consuming but most honored thing.
50. At first, I just wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then I wanted a bed, a room and a marriage certificate.
5 1. The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is to have ups and downs with you.
52. I don't want to be good, as long as you don't dislike it. I don't need hello, as long as I like it ~
53. Today is vivid and concrete. There is only one you.
54. I've been wandering the rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance stopped me.
55. Just be lucky twice. Meeting you has come true once in the end, and I will give it to you again.
I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me.
57. Your sweet love is a treasure, and I disdain to exchange information with the emperor.
58. I see you, and I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.
59. I will be you for the rest of my life.
60. The so-called years are quiet, but it is good to have someone who understands you, your joys and sorrows, and who understands you. It is worth the rest of your life. May we have a tacit understanding with each other and walk all the way to Qian Fan, still holding hands.
Tell me about the funny copywriter who sent a circle of friends to get married.
Funny copy of marriage in friends circle (I) 1. Hand in hand, I love you forever.
Daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything I will take care of you all my life.
I've been wandering the Jianghu all my life, and your appearance stopped me.
4. What about love? Isn't it bad not to have a boyfriend like me? (Attach marriage certificate)
Thank you for holding this grand wedding. Please hold my hand tightly every day.
6. For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you.
7. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.
8. Enjoy the sunshine bath, only we can read happiness.
9. Dad, the flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots.
10. We are very happy. Let's just send a love.
1 1. For the rest of my life, the snow is you, not you.
12. For the rest of your life, snow is you, plain is you, and poverty is you.
13. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me!
14. In my most beautiful years, I can meet you and give you the happiness I have.
15. "This fool won't lose me, will he?"
16. Do your best and choose a good family companion as soon as possible. I wish to hold hands with plum blossoms, and the scenery on earth can be expected.
17. I want to say that time flies and I thank you for convening this meeting.
18. Like money, you can get a 15% discount.
19. The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is to share joys and sorrows with you.
20. The verdict is as follows: The wife was sentenced to imprisonment.
Funny copywriting about marriage in friends circle (2)1. As long as you are lucky twice in life: meet once and go to the last time. For the rest of my life, it will be you.
22. I want to go shopping, cook, watch TV and live a simple life with you.
Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.
24. After that, God belongs to God and I belong to you.
25. We got married.
26. I like you the way you are!
27. Egg yolk is happy because she has an eggshell that loves her.
Speaking of love in school, getting married is the proudest thing in my life.
29. May you become a lover that time can't steal.
30. Many people get bored after watching it for a long time, but the more they watch it, the more they like it.
3 1. I really envy this person around me. My eyes are really good.
You are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.
I love you, I just want to hold your hand and grow old with my son.
34. The revolution is successful, and the red flag can be lowered. I'll find a friend to play mahjong tonight, and you can sleep alone.
I will ask you for the rest of my life.
36. The happiest thing in the world is that someone trusts you, someone accompanies you, someone understands you, someone dotes on you and someone waits for you, and the reason is because I love you.
37. My lover is a world hero. He drove a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me.
38. In the future, I will give you the rest of my life and my hobbies.
39. The production cost is 0 yuan, which is in line with socialist values.
40. We grow old hand in hand ...
Funny copy of marriage in friends circle (3) 4 1. You are my sun, and I am a proud sunflower, bathed in your warm sunshine.
42. The world of mortals keeps you company.
Whether it is cloudy or sunny, remember to bring your own sunshine. Wherever you are, my heart is with you. The weather will change, but the family will never change. Rain or shine, holding an umbrella for you is my destiny!
44. Dogs sit at home, and food falls from the sky.
45. I waited and waited and waited, and finally got the marriage certificate. From then on, the husband and wife said that there is no need to worry about life!
46. Smiling face gives you a love letter, the first bite of ice cream in the morning of X month, a hand, a hug, waiting for your family, a lonely heart and the rest of your life.
47. I signed a life-long labor contract with a long-term worker, and I don't have to pay. Ha ha.
48. Now I can't find words to describe my mood, but I know I am very happy. I will finally enter the paradise of marriage with my beloved. From now on, we will be legally married.
49. Mr. Yi (idol name), who can't wait for youth, has waited for a lifetime as a gentleman.
50. I became us and she became my wife. What a happy thing!
5 1. Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir.
52. We all know better than anyone how many roads we have to walk.
53. hold your hand and grow old with your son, Mr. X, please give me your advice!
54. I planned to like you from the beginning of the story.
55. The marketing of older leftover women is successful!
56. The gentleman next to you, you are lucky to marry such a girl as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade.
57. Looking back on the past 500 times, this life has passed. I am grateful to have you in my life. I just want to grow old with you and accompany you to the ends of the earth.
Dear, they all say that marriage is the grave of love, but if we don't get married, our love will have no good end!
59. It is this man who ruined my plan to die alone.
60. Goodbye, Big Forest. My back is bent and the tree is stuck.
Sentences suitable for getting married and getting a certificate to send a friend.
Sentence 1 1. It is said that marriage is the grave. Anyway, lie down and ask for respect.
2. License: I wish us a happy cooperation in the future.
Happiness is holding hands with each other until the end of life.
You are my hero, and I see your colorful auspicious clouds.
I made an amazing deal today. I spent nine dollars to buy someone to go home.
We can only get the certificate at noon, because sooner or later I will die happily.
7. It's time for my friend who received my money to pay back the interest.
8. I see you, and I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.
9. I want to be the lover of your life, and I want to be the concern of your life.
10. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you. I hope to cherish every minute. When we are old, I will always have your sweet smile and gentle hug by my side. The future will be plain and simple, but as long as I have your company, I will feel very happy and warm.
1 1. Don't think of marriage as complicated and sensational. Don't be afraid. Those are rumors, the key is to live honestly!
12. I'm fine as long as you don't mind. You don't need it. I am glad I like it.
13. Married 1 1. Congratulations on getting the marriage certificate.
14. Since a person is allowed to generalize, he is willing to be generous all his life.
15. No matter whether your life is blue sky or rainy season, as long as I turn around, I will stay away from you forever.
16. I'll talk to you about a love that will never break up. I will stumble, the sun will set, and I will grow old together.
17. Happiness is knocking at home, not reaching for the cold key.
18. "At first, I just wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then I wanted a bed, a suite and a marriage certificate.
19. I hope my little friend can make you unforgettable and worried.
20. Every day in the future, I will love you more than yesterday.
Sentence 2 21.2013: 08 On May 20th, 2008, I was officially removed from the list.
22. Graduated with a first-class certificate.
23. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object and took one home.
24. In this life, no matter whether the road ahead is flat or full of thorns, I am willing to walk hand in hand with you.
25. Love you, be serious and timid, and be faithful to you.
26. Every time we had a fierce argument, we really never left.
27. I accidentally want to be sweet with you.
28. The Liu Haoran brothers and sisters won't wait for you!
29. The rainbow of Sri Lankan people is not known until you have seen it.
30. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.
3 1. Happy cooperation, good man.
32. I want to give you eternal happiness by myself. I don't trust others. Today I finally got what I wanted.
33. Being a wife for the first time. If you do not do well, please follow me. Thank you.
Sorry, mom, but I can still get married.
35. If you love someone right, life is equivalent to doing most things right.
36. We grow old hand in hand …
37. My cabbage was finally arched by the pig.
38. Honor and disgrace go with * * *
39. You give me all your shortcomings, and I will tolerate you!
40. Congratulations to this young man for marrying such a good girl!
The third sentence is 4 1. You know, I've been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.
42. After knowing you, not liking you has become the most difficult thing in the world.
43. At first, I just wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then I wanted a bed, a room and a marriage certificate.
I finally have a national certificate in my hand.
45. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me!
46. I don't participate in the first half of my life, and I will accompany you in the second half.
47. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. I wish you happiness and love you forever.
48. You married me, but Daniel Wu couldn't!
49. One person, one book, two people in a family, three meals a day, all year round.
50. We are still us, and we are still us.
5 1. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life.
52. Don't doubt why I love you, just as the cloud loves the wind and rain. Actually, I don't quite understand why. I think it's like breathing without practice Because it is you.
53. The friend who received my money should pay the interest.
54. The young housewife opened a large-scale marriage proposal online.
I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me.
56. My lover is a world hero. He drove a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me.
57. Free notebooks are not free.
58. Everything I have learned, met and encountered in my life is to prepare for meeting you.
59. After receiving the marriage certificate, my husband's first sentence was: Get things done tonight.
60. Obtained a national certificate.
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