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Let's talk about it at first sight.

Let's talk about it at first sight.

At first glance, I like talking about it. Talking too much has aroused everyone's approval, because when it comes to everyone's heart, it seems to be something we have experienced or are experiencing. Let people like it at first sight. There must be something extraordinary about it. The following is a preliminary view of it.

At first glance, I like to say 1 1. Youth will eventually decay. Time is fair to everyone. No one can afford to lose unless it is something new in recent years.

2. The mouse becomes a bat at night, and the bat has a hair on it. What kind of bird are you?

3. If you have money, you will lose; If you have no money, worship God.

I never surrender. Even if I fall like this, no one will help me. I stand beautifully.

After many years, if you marry the right person, I will thank you for your kindness.

6. Even if no one applauds you, take a graceful curtain call and thank yourself for your earnest efforts. For the sake of the future, it is necessary to suffer a little now.

7. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

8, don't talk about sincerity, everyone's heart is true.

9. Being kind doesn't mean I'm good at bullying people, but I don't want to take care of dogs.

10, because it is young, it has abundant capital. It should be vigorous when you are young.

1 1. My friend called me black, so I slapped him in the face. I'm not just secretly protecting you.

12, the face is used to raise eyes, and the eyes are used to see the face.

13, don't say it's too shameful to abandon the old for the new. Just insist?

14, you broke my heart, don't be proud, someone will help me pay you back slowly.

15, who do you think you are? You and I only have one chance.

16, break through the shackles of this ignorant world and save your own sky.

17, you can never wake a person who pretends to sleep, just as you can never touch someone who doesn't love you. Some things, knowing clearly that they are meaningless, still care. It happens to everyone. I once broke into your world with a lonely voice, but never entered your heart.

18, don't pay too much attention to what some people say, because he has a mouth, but not necessarily a brain.

19, many relationships are neither old nor new, but after going through some things together, you really think each other is quite good. This is the relationship that deserves your serious attention.

20, lies have three treasures: everlasting, everlasting, love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases!

2 1, you look a little low in pixels, which makes people confused between men and women. You go out in a sack and act as a mobile trash can. Others unfortunately meet you, please go to heaven as soon as possible.

22, people will have a bad mood, unspeakable loss, incomprehensible sadness, incomprehensible staggered.

23. A toast to myself, wishing me invulnerability, invulnerability, invulnerability and happiness.

24. I don't like fighting, and I don't like grabbing. There are many people around you, so I left by myself.

25. If a name can decide fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

26. Girls are often so arrogant as to call themselves old men, but no boys are so arrogant as to call themselves old women.

27. Life won't smile at you because you are weak.

28. Without you, I am still strong, even if I have a heart of stone.

29. Listening to you saved me ten books.

30. It's not that my happiness must be based on your pain, but that you must let your pain make me happy …

I like to say 2 1 at first glance, and life needs no explanation.

2. If a man wants to be rich, he has a relationship with everyone.

3. Colleagues are colleagues after all, that's all.

4. The magician's necessary prop for the Spring Festival Evening: Dong Qing.

I'll call you again. (next life)

6. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

7. If being handsome is also a mistake, I'd rather make a mistake again and again.

8. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

9. Wow, I came to the botanical garden and saw the super watermelon.

10. I bought a razor online and my hands are shaking after shaving.

1 1. Half of life is bad luck and the other half is how to deal with it.

12, seeing that everyone else is pretending to be serious, then I have to pretend not to be serious.

13, my god, did you let summer and winter share a room? Give birth to this damn weather.

14, it's love to fight, and always scold your mother, you are almost in love with your mother.

15, for a lazy person, every step of his life is fucking tiring.

16, turning girls into women is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men.

17, half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

18, the blessings are shared. If you are in trouble, what is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine.

19, what you can't go back is the past, what you can't reach is the future, and only the present can be grasped.

20. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

2 1, it hurts to get paid every May Day holiday, and you can't be less! It is money.

22. Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

23. Opportunity is like a naughty child, playing hide-and-seek with you at the fork of life.

24. To be a man, like Conan, has a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.

25. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

26. "When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand did not move, but it took away our best time."

When you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind.

28. I can't make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human.

29. Q: If the general computer breaks down, will you ()? Answer: I repaired it myself, but I dare not take it to the store for repair. It will be famous.

30. Time equals money. After all, I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

Say 3 1 as soon as you see it. I hope you can grasp the moment, cherish every time you pursue your dreams, remember every perfect encounter and leave no regrets in life.

I don't expect unexpected surprises. I just hope that all my past efforts will not be in vain.

3, people who don't understand me, what qualifications do you have to point at me; Who are you to judge me if you don't know me?

4, don't be too picky, love when you are tempted. The ability to love also has a shelf life. If all the conditions are right, it's too late to love. Relationships always expire when you are ready.

No matter you are poor or rich, all busy fathers in this world work hard for a living like brick movers. He can't support you with bricks, nor can he support you with bricks.

6. There are some incomprehensible parts in everyone's personality, even perfect people. So don't criticize others, and don't blame yourself.

7, relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on everyone to run, relying on people is not as good as relying on yourself. You are not the only one who is tired, everyone is busy, everyone is tired, endless work, endless rent, from the moment you come to this world, it is doomed that you will run alone at night.

8. You are the love letter of the past and the lingering feelings of the sunset.

9. I don't think about whether I can succeed. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships. I don't want to think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, what is left to the world is only the back.

10, be a difficult person, lose face to people you hate, and talk fair and square to people you like. You'd rather live a few years less, just want to be happy.

1 1. If you don't cherish what you get, don't stop others from having it.

12, a whip hurts the flesh, and bad words hurt the spirit. The wound on the fist is easy to heal, but the thorn in the speech is not easy to pull out. Pay attention to the words when communicating with people, don't be too blunt. No one likes listening to lectures.

13, take your own path, don't choose your own path, you can have your true self.

14, only self can grasp expectations, and only self can let go of expectations.

15, always live for yourself, and smile brightly, don't care about other people's pointing fingers, be yourself, let those who look down on you look down on you, and let those who look up to you like you more.

16, happiness should not be the final reward, it is only the occasional light on the road. People who are easily satisfied can always meet happiness.

17, life is bumpy, life is rugged. I firmly believe that in life, there is only the happiness of curve progress, and there is no success of straight rise. Only by cherishing today will there be a perfect tomorrow; Only by grasping today can there be a more brilliant tomorrow!

18, I'd rather be a lonely patient with high cold than welcome others' happiness.

19, also lazy, just because the face is different, the fate is completely different. For example, pandas and pigs: one is spoiled and the other is stabbed! You are nothing but ugly!

20. Your most beautiful face is not husband and wife, not plain, not honest and obedient, not clever and saving money, but you have been able to live a better life on your own, but you still don't forget your active efforts with exquisite makeup. This is the most perfect and lovely face of a woman.

2 1, everyone has a bottom line of self, above which I can tolerate, but once touched in place, there is nothing you can't think of that I can't do.

22. Anyone can be endlessly kind to a person, provided it is worthwhile.

23. The word good night seems to have become a necessary courtesy. Who knows whether to sleep or not? Anyway, the topic is terminated.

24, I wish you strong, I wish you lovely, I wish you a lifetime forward and never look back.

25. I have waited and waited, and I already care about whether I care or not. The rest depends on fate.

26. There is no reason to be happy.

27. Luck is an accessory to hard work. You can't grasp the primitive accumulation without strength. God gives everyone the same, but everyone's preparation is different. Don't envy those who are always lucky, you must work hard to meet good luck.

28. Let's work hard for our dreams and life. I believe that struggle will make our youth bloom more brilliantly and let our life go on without regret.

29. Only when you cultivate yourself well will someone else come to kiss you. This is called "those who are near are happy, and those who are far away come." If you are a buttonwood tree, the phoenix will come to life; Self is the sea, and all rivers run into it. Only at that level will there be a corresponding circle, not the other way around.

30. If you want to be a child who doesn't grow up, you will be happy if you have sugar to eat and happy if you have children to play with.

3 1, an uncertain tomorrow, an unknown future, suddenly confused, but learn to stick to it.

32. True love is like a ghost. Many people have heard of it, but few people have seen it. In this world, the only things that won't betray you are my parents and the money in my pocket.