Talk about interesting humor in life.

First, if I am in love, it doesn't matter if I am late; If I get rich, please do it now!

Second, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for going to work.

Third, He Shengliang was born in; Why does raw food produce fat? Why is there a strong wind with bangs? If you have me, why don't you have my date?

4. It's snowing. I'm no longer single dog, but a sled dog.

Fifth, others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

6. In fact, Tang Priest is also very attractive. Those who say ugly are called benefactors, and those who say beautiful are called bodhisattvas.

Seven, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

Eight, I now, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get down is the bed.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

If you are afraid of gaining weight, you are a pig, because people are afraid of being famous and strong.

1 1. When you lose weight, you will never cross the bridge. Because of your weight, the ship sank before you reached the bridge.

Twelve, the three things I fear most in my life, the first is fear of death, the second is fear of illness, and the third is fear of life and death.

Thirteen, life is alive, first being laughed at by others, then smiling at others, and then smiling in the grave.

Every day, I will draw a circle on my calendar. It was not until Saturday that I found that my days had become ellipsis.

15. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin.

16. All's well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves.

Seventeen, praise this thing, if it is done well, it is called self-confidence. Shameless, if done well, it is called excellent psychological quality.

At the age of eighteen, a Lamborghini just passed me and splashed me all over. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

Nineteen, there is no love and hate for no reason in the world, only obesity for no reason!

Twenty, time is a knife to kill pigs, tell it to beautiful people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

Twenty-one, I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl

Twenty-two, the three tragedies of the dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, the person who came had nothing to do with you, and only you were awake when you checked out.

Twenty-three, I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

Twenty-four, don't talk nonsense after drinking, don't cry, don't brag, don't make phone calls, and don't send WeChat indiscriminately. Those who can do these five points, you drink a hairy wine and waste money!

Twenty-five, now a man, what qualifications and elder sister said to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair.

Twenty-six, I was determined to be a man of great wisdom since I was a child, but I only succeeded in half, and it was still the second half.

It's really dangerous for girls not to go out alone at night. There are barbecue snacks all over the street, and no one can dissuade them. If you can't help walking into a house, you will gain several pounds.

Twenty-eight, cold environment can make people young. For example, Xiaoming is 68 years old this year, and he is as cold as a grandson when he goes out shirtless.

Twenty-nine, there are two reasons for princess disease: either ugly or poor. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.

Thirty, a woman has the pain of her father when she is young, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.