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Talk about it in the background

I try my best to protect my brother and my best friend.

Second, people like me who don't take the initiative to contact others and don't digress will hate crowding out, right?

Third, no matter how good the memories are, what can they do?

Our biggest mistake is to give the worst temper and the worst side to the closest person.

Maybe it is youth that makes us play with love.

Six years old has changed a lot and left many memories.

7. Maturity is a very painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.

Eight, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

Nine, finally someone found a beautiful excuse for my playboy.

Don't lie to me, you know I will even believe your lies.

Eleven, miss you, think of heartbreaking pain. Am I crazy?

Breaking up with you is the stupidest thing I have ever done in my life.

Thirteen, you are a bitch, and you always provoke my relationship with my parents.

Man, you said you had a bad time with mistress recently. I watched the computer all day and had a good time.

Fifteen, girl, why bother when people refuse you in every way?

Sixteen, the lie told every day during the summer vacation is, go to bed early and get up early.

It's not worth forgetting me and crying for me. Maybe it's the only way to be good for you and me.

Eighteen, others have not contributed to my pride, and I have never neglected others' likes. All I know is that if you can't afford it, you shouldn't.

Nineteen, people have a lot of backgrounds, and I only have my back.

Hypocrisy will never become true because of the growth of power.

Life is like a movie. A movie? :? Must be taken seriously, the ending of the film is already doomed. ?

Twenty-two, the original love depends on the qualification certificate.

Twenty-three, students used to use B pencils, but now students use B to swear.

Looking up at the sky, I found that the sky is gray without you.

I'm not indifferent or arrogant, but I feel safe hiding a lot of words in my heart.

Good-looking funny mood phrases others have temperament, but you have impurities.

1 is yours or mine.

Others have temperament, and you have impurities.

The complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Is it that girls use Dabao?

Lower the national flag and lift me up.

With a block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

Sometimes, if people are complacent, even the city walls will be ashamed.

Qian Qian, the son and daughter of the Chinese nation, must be replaced if it fails.

Marble insoles, shameless feet

If one day the clown cries, you won't think he is joking.

10 The classroom is where the living stay. If it is too noisy, you can go to the morgue!

1 1 The diapers that can fight floods are really wet!

12 women are sexy, not coquettish; Ours is romantic, that's right.

13 I also hope to see the sea at my doorstep one day.

14 look at the back and fascinate a thousand troops. Look at the face and scare off a million soldiers.

15 Tired? Tired is right. Comfort is for the dead.

16 In today's society, toilet water can be used as tap water.

17 still feel lovelorn and strong.

18 ouch, you drag like Wu Dalang's wife.

19 is compulsory education, which has occupied my youth.

But gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light!

2 1 stirring classic quotations-you said your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

A cigarette a day makes China strong. /

What's the matter with you? There is nothing wrong with you.

Don't call me aborigine, I call it retro, don't call me vulgar, I call it nation.

You smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.

I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

There are so many puppies on 27th Street, but I still can't find you.

Don't think that you can play Mercedes-Benz in the street by driving a tractor.

Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

You said you were cold, and I was colder than you.

3 1 Sister wears tights not to show her figure, but to prevent thieves.

You can't treat yourself badly, and you can't take advantage of others.

What a gorgeous sentence, others have temperament, and you have impurities.

1. Don't call me indigenous, I call it retro, don't call me vulgar, I call it national.

You said you were cold, and I was colder than you.

The classroom is where the living stay. If it is too noisy, you can go to the morgue!

I also hope to watch the sea at home one day.

What's yours is yours, and it's either yours or mine.

6. There is also a feeling of lovelessness and lovelorn, and it is very strong.

7. Oh, you are dragging like Wu Dalang's wife.

It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.

9. But gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light!

10. A shocking classic quotation-you said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

1 1. A cigarette a day makes China strong.

12. Nothing is wrong, nothing is money.

13. You smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.

14. I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.

15. There are so many puppies in the street that I can't find you.

16. Don't think that you can play Mercedes-Benz in the street by driving a tractor.

17. Don't scare me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

18. Sister wears tights not to show her figure, but to prevent thieves.

19. Don't treat yourself badly or take advantage of others.

20. Others have temperament, and you have impurities.

2 1. The complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Could it be that girls use Dabao?

22. lower the national flag and raise me.

23. With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

24. Sometimes, if a person pretends to be beautiful, even the city walls will be ashamed.

25. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, has hundreds of millions of people. If it doesn't work, it must be changed.

26. Marble insoles are shameless.

27. If one day the clown cries, do you think he is joking?

28. A diaper that can fight floods is really wet!

29. Women are sexy, not coquettish. Ours is romantic, not wrong.

30. Look at the back and be fascinated by thousands of troops. Look at the face and scare off millions of soldiers.

3 1. Tired? Tired is right. Comfort is for the dead.

In today's society, toilet water can be used as tap water.

The only thing I have is the thoughts you left me forever.

1. Think about your true feelings in the past, and now there are only some left. The only thing I have is the eternal thoughts you left me. In fact, it is also a kind of happiness to have someone who can miss you. I really miss you tonight.

3, but we met as soon as we met, but we didn't know each other when we met. Andrew and Jun are absolutely in harmony, so they won't teach life and death to be lovesick.

4, the heart is hard to laugh, and how much lovesickness adds distress; Love is difficult, the world of mortals can't stay; The pain is hard to stop and the dream is persistent. Who knows?

I always feel how painful it is to miss you far away, and it is difficult to tie a long rope. Because of your indifference, I will always tear my dusty waiting, stir the night with quiet sadness, and turn a little into bitter tears, which makes me sad and sleepless, but I can't help sighing.

6. How many nights have I been thinking about your stubbornness and your affection? I hate the overflow of your love, and I hate your lack. I am afraid of loneliness and love, because missing is a lock.

Even if we never meet again, I will always miss you. Even if I can't miss you for a long time, I will only be grateful to God for giving you to me.

I thought that time would dilute everything, but I didn't expect that time only precipitated my thoughts and made them stronger and stronger, so I can't imagine how I would spend my life without you.

9. I miss you, which makes my heart ache. I miss you, I have difficulty breathing. I miss you. I'm suffocating. I miss you, I miss you, I miss you crazy, I don't know what to do.

10, it's really beautiful to miss you. It enriched me, satisfied me and made me laugh for a long time.

1 1. It's really hard to miss you. It makes me sad, makes me lonely, and makes me enjoy the pain of sadness.

12, the waning moon is pale because of infatuation, feeling melancholy, laughing at vicissitudes of life, blooming on a moonlit night, and suddenly turning into quicksand and vicissitudes of life. Do you really want to forget each other?

Missing is a feeling. Just think about a person's feelings quietly, think quietly, think silently, think hard, and think silly.

14. Missing is also a beautiful loneliness. Only when a person misses him, that kind of loneliness is especially beautiful! Once this kind of loneliness reaches the extreme, missing will expand into a kind of happy sadness, a kind of sweet melancholy, a kind of warm pain and a kind of happy disease!

15, missing is a long memory of yesterday and a vision for the future: when we walk hand in hand, I will pick a chrysanthemum by the roadside, and my romantic missing for you is under the bright moon.

16, when we watch the sunrise and sunset side by side, time flies, the years are like songs, and we miss them in the dusk.

17, when our life is hard, those sweet and sour memories are still fresh in the autumn rain.

18, my caress, my kiss will make your heart beat faster, and your thoughts will be warmly generated in my heart.

19. Missing can make me look sad, make me feel happy, make me gentle and make me silent.

20. Missing is a song, which can make me never tire of listening, move me and fascinate me.