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The first child gave birth to a daughter, and everyone urged her to have a second child. Why is she determined not to give birth?

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"Don't you want another one?" She asked Yu Zhijing, a girl from the dormitory next door.

"Yes and yes, you should have another one. Your family can afford it. " Li Refei, sitting on the other side, followed closely.

Leng Manyun didn't like this topic and didn't answer. If he wants to find something else, hide it.

But they were obviously interested in it and stopped talking. They all stared at Leng Manyun, waiting for her answer.

"I don't really want it." Lengmanyun answered as calmly as possible. Although once it comes to this topic, she can't control herself. She doesn't understand why people in China always discuss such private topics in public.

Moreover, the students at this table are all English literature majors, and they are very foreign at school. They always follow the western style, such as: don't ask girls' age, don't ask others' salary, always say "ladies first" and so on. But why is everyone acting like a China bitch in this matter?

That kind, I chase you to get married before I get married, chase you to have children when I get married, and chase you to have two children when I have children-bitch.

"You don't want it yourself, and your husband doesn't want it?" Yu Zhijing asked.

Now that you mention it, everyone understands what she means. Leng Manyun gave birth to a daughter.

At the moment, her daughter cherry is having fun with a group of peers in the children's play area.

There were eight or nine children gathered there, all brought by classmates on this big wine table-more than half of them became brothers and sisters.

Leng Manyun looked at those funny eyes and smiling gossip faces and wanted to throw out that famous saying: "None of your business?"

She endured it. After all, it's the tenth anniversary party. We haven't seen each other for so long, so let's hold our temper, or someone may say, "Yo yo, the cold beauty is still stubborn."

Unexpectedly, someone spoke for her.

"It's none of your business!"

It's the monitor Gong Jun.

He said this sentence in English, smiling, and blocked the arrow for the cold cloud. He's innocent, and he's smooth.

Others also borrowed the donkey on the slope: "Come and drink." "Monitor or old escort! Nothing has changed! " "The squad leader hasn't changed, and everyone hasn't changed. That's settled!"

Everyone laughed and laughed, and the embarrassing silence was immediately covered up.

"You are still the same, beautiful and stubborn." Li Refei said to Leng Manyun, laughing heartily.

Li Ruofei, with humanity, is tall, with big eyes, big nose and big mouth. She is a man all day, and everyone doesn't treat her like a woman. It is said that when she was at school, she once went into the ladies' room and opened the compartment door. The girl squatting there screamed and thought it was a man.

Lengmanyun stopped eating vegetables and drinking tea.

"Do you eat noodles? I'll get you a bowl. " Li Refei asked her.

"So many dishes, why eat noodles?"

"I have to eat quickly. My husband only gave me two hours. It takes me half an hour to drive here, half an hour to wait for dinner, and half an hour to drive home, not just half an hour to eat. "

"What's the hurry? You, a local, have already left. Who cares about us' guests'? "

Li Refei's husband is from this city. They got married as soon as they graduated, and held their daughter the next year.

"I have to go home and take care of my son. My mother-in-law is not at home today. " Li Ruo wolfed down the rice in his mouth and asked the waiter to bring two bowls of shredded pork noodles.

"A bowl will do. Help yourself. " Leng Manyun said.

"I eat two bowls by myself." Li Ruofei said, "I know you don't eat. Look at your thin bones. You can feed the Lord with two cabbage leaves. "

Leng Manyun looked at her exaggerated breasts and asked, "Are you nursing?"

"Yes, otherwise you can eat so much? Can you be so fat? " Li Refei pie mouth.

It seems that she was not fat before and didn't eat much.

"I used to be fat and eat a lot, but I haven't reached this level yet." Li Refei seems to be able to see through Leng Manyun's mind.

"How old is the child?"

"Three months."

"Dad can't take? Do you have to go home? "

"He?" Li Refei took a sip of hot tea and rolled her eyes. I don't know if this supercilious look is for hot tea or for the father.

"You know what? Get up this morning, cook a good meal and send Dabao to learn Taekwondo. He is still sleeping. I refused to call him. When I sent the child back, I heard Bauer crying in the crib as soon as I entered the room. He is still snoring on the big bed. I was so angry that I dragged the quilt to the ground, but he got up, but went to pick it up and continue to sleep! "

"That you ..." Leng Manyun frowned. What she wants to say is: then you have to have a baby. Give birth to one and give birth to the second. We have been together for more than ten years. Don't you know what he is like?

"Then what can I do? Eva is still crying. She has to coax the child first and has no time to talk to him. Besides, I didn't have breakfast, so I waited on Dabao for fear that he would be late for class. It turned out to be fifteen minutes late. Then I held the child in one hand, filled the rice in the other, and drank porridge while holding him. In my size, I should have lost weight a long time ago. But I have to breastfeed now, so I can't help it. Bauer will suffer if I don't drink some soup. "

"You, don't go?" Leng Manyun asked coldly.

She remembers that when she was a freshman, she and Li Refei went to the dormitory after evening self-study and passed a flower bed. It happened that the street lamp was broken, and a figure suddenly appeared from the green belt, taking off his pants at two girls and chanting something dirty.

Leng Manyun was scared silly.

Li Refei unhurried, walked over, raised his knees and pushed against the wretched man's crotch. The other party immediately squatted on the ground and groaned. Li Refei kicked him again and ran away with Lengmanyun.

The next day, the story spread all over the school, and many boys and girls went downstairs to find Li See.

Anyone can suffer indignities, but how can Li Canruofei be a woman who suffers indignities? Lengmanyun couldn't figure it out anyway.

"From what? He is the father of Dabao Bauer. How could he leave because of such a trivial matter? What a pity that the child has no father. "

Li Refei killed a bowl of shredded pork noodles in three bites and began to eat the second bowl.

A strand of long hair fell into the soup. She picked it up and continued to eat noodles casually.

Leng Manyun took a paper towel to dry her hair.

Although Li Ruofei is not that kind of beauty in the traditional sense, she also has another kind of atmospheric beauty, which is in line with western aesthetics. She was pursued by several foreign students at school.

Now it's like this unkempt picture.

"My mother-in-law is right. I should have my hair cut and go to the barber shop tomorrow. "

"Why do you want to cut it?"

"It's too much trouble to have long hair. I don't want to wash my hair slowly. She always mumbles when she pulls the floor, thinking that my hair will fall everywhere. "

"Don't cut, why do you want to listen to her? If there is hair on the ground, just suck it with a vacuum cleaner? "

"She can't use a vacuum cleaner."

"If you fly, are you too wronged yourself?" Leng Manyun said seriously, "You were not like this before."

Li Refei stopped eating noodles and looked up at Lengmanyun.

She opened her mouth, but said nothing. She lowered her head and poked around in the bowl with chopsticks, but she didn't put it in her mouth.

"Husband is so ignorant, why do you still have a second child? Isn't this a sin for yourself? I really don't understand what you all think ... "

Leng Manyun was interrupted by Li Ruofei before he finished: "Not every woman has such a good life as you and can marry a rich husband."

The cold tone in her words was forceful and made Leng Manyun stop.

"Besides, my husband is not so bad. Marriage is about tolerance. "

"But you are so hard, you can't even eat well when you go out to eat."

"Today is a special case. My mother-in-law had something to do and went to a relative's house. My mother-in-law is also very nice, but she likes to say a few words. It is not easy for her to help me with my two children and do housework on weekdays. "

Li Refei's way of eating noodles is obviously reserved and restrained. She seems to realize that she is pitied and even discriminated against.

"Why do you have to have a second child?" Leng Manyun asked this question again. She can't understand it, and she can't hold it. "The boss is so big that he can't just enjoy it."

"How can children have no brothers and sisters? How lonely I am without a partner. "

"Life is lonely, and many younger brothers can't solve the loneliness of fate."

Li Refei blinked, but she didn't understand at all and ignored her philosophical words.

"You see, I have two younger brothers. I can discuss everything with them and they will all come to help. My husband is an only child. I must have another boy. In the future, my sister and brother can also help each other. Mainly because I like children, I like a big family together. "

Cold clouds have nothing to say.

She can't understand Li Refei's feelings. She grew up in a single-parent family. Although she has a sister, they don't have much contact and their relationship is only superficial. My sister's loneliness hasn't changed.

Leng Manyun also likes children. But I didn't like Li Ruo to fly to such a degree-to exchange his whole self for a child.

"You should have one, too." Li Ruofei sincerely said to her: "When you are old, someone will support you. Two raises are always easier than one. "

"Old?" Leng Manyun burst out laughing. "When I am old, I will go to a nursing home."

"Afraid. What do you think a nursing home is a good place? Nobody wants old people to go there. My mother-in-law told me all day that an unfilial son in the village sent the old man to a nursing home. She said she would rather die than go to that place. "

Lengmanyun was dumbfounded by this cliche.

"I said you have a grandson, don't go to a nursing home. When Bauer is older, I may want another one. "

"What?" Leng Manyun almost jumped up.

"Scared you?" Li Refei smiled and said, She has regained that heroic temperament.

"Are you taking the wrong medicine? What do you need so many children for? "

"A little more is a little more. But very lively. Who's that? Just three. You see, she is also alive and well. " Li Refei pointed to Yu Zhijing.

"Her, three?" Lengmanyun was taken aback again.

"Yes, all three. Fill a carriage. "

Just then, an eight-or nine-year-old boy came along with two three-or four-year-old children.

The younger two are running, running all the way, making noise.

The older one followed slowly, frowning slightly, and his face was mature beyond his age.

One of the little guys took the lead and plunged into Yu Zhijing's arms like a cannonball, knocking her chair back again and again.

Then, another one came and hit her like a shell. Leng Manyun was on the alert and leaned out for fear that a "bomb" would hit her.

"These," she gracefully pulled out her slender fingers and drew a circle in the air, drawing all three of them in. "All of them?"

Li Ruofei thought that although he said to his face that he looks like 18 years old, his face is still flawed. When she was surprised, there were obvious lines on her head. With or without children, this face will change. No matter what you do, it's absolutely beautiful. So what if you slow down? It is better to have more children, so as to "leave" yourself and pass it on.

"yes."

The answer is Yu Zhijing. She turned her head and there was something strange in her smile.

Leng Manyun was stunned for a while, and some understood: "Are these two little guys twins?"

"Do you like it?"

"Very much like. But they are not quite like you. "

"Like dad." The mother of three children replied.

The children climbed onto her knees one by one, pulled them with a little fat hands, knocked over a cup of tea and spilled a skirt of Yu Zhijing.

Leng Manyun and Li Refei hurriedly handed the paper towels, while Yu Zhijing took his time and magically pulled out a small square towel from somewhere and put it on his knee.

That pair of boys, like carved in the same mold, have the same round face, the same soft and thick hair, the same dimples on the left cheek, the same clothes and shoes, even the same expression of eating with their mouths open, and the same chewing rhythm, which makes people feel amazing.

Even Leng Manyun, who doesn't like children, is fascinated.

"how about it? Do you want one? " Li Refei asked her.

"Ok, Jingjing, can I take it away?" Leng Manyun asked with a smile.

"You pick one." Yu Zhijing cooperated with her joke and kept feeding.

I saw her turn left and right, and no matter how they twisted, they could accurately stuff food into their mouths.

The boss himself sat in another chair, eating and drinking tea like an adult.

"Who said let you take away the static electricity? You were born by yourself. " Li ruofei said.

"You when this is the next bowl of noodles? Say one, just one? "

"Much better than dried noodles. When I was a child, I could accompany you and make you laugh. Very interesting. It was a soft mass of meat, and I couldn't help but feel comfortable sleeping. Can give you a pension ... "

"I don't think it's fun at all." Leng Manyun has a daughter herself, but she always thinks that her daughter is teasing her.

"You see static two, isn't it fun? Like a good boy ... "

The voice did not fall, and another situation appeared in a quiet place. The two children began to make trouble for some reason. One of them knocked down the spoon she was still holding, and rice grains spilled all over her. Not to be outdone, the other stretched out his hand and grabbed it on the other side's face.

For a while, just now, the twins who were in a hurry to pounce on it and take a bite instantly became little demons, crying and howling, and the sharp high-pitched voice went straight to the roof, which suddenly attracted the attention of the whole room.

The head of the cold cloud is too big. Looking at those wild monkeys who are bullying and making havoc in heaven, he really wants to catch them and slap their little ass.

The students put down their chopsticks, stopped bragging and gathered around to help persuade the fight to clear the way.

Lengmanyun looked at Yu Zhijing sympathetically.

It's sympathy, not all, and some schadenfreude-the kind of "asking you to have so many children"

Yu Zhijing, who was at the center of the storm, sat calmly and firmly on Mount Tai, like a Buddha, and stopped the crowd with his eyes.

"You go and eat." She said, her voice calm and dignified, as if she were a different person.

They don't retreat, or a face of enthusiasm, make jiao dia voice coaxed.

Yu Zhijing once again cast a more dignified line of sight to stop, and everyone returned to everyone this time.

Yu Zhijing did not move, just stood by and watched, letting the clown sit on her lap and pinch, beat and howl.

Leng Manyun didn't really look at them. She didn't bother to watch the chicken feather farce in this place, but glanced out of the corner of her eye. Unfortunately, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare, blare.

She looked at Li Refei.

Li Refei is drinking noodle soup. She fished out both bowls of noodles. Without a spoon, she picked up the soup bowl and began to pour the soup.

Leng Manyun looked at her and frowned. Her eyes are saying to Li Refei: What kind of mother is this? I don't even care about my own children!

Li Refei took advantage of the soup to catch her breath and replied to her with her eyes: Why do outsiders care about this?

At this time, everyone will not chat. Everyone just eats vegetables and can't hear anything. Not as good as these two babies' voices.

Leng Manyun is glad that he is not Yu Zhijing.

She remembered that Yu Zhijing was a man of the hour at school.

I entered the radio station as soon as I entered school, and later worked as a director for a year. Although it looks ordinary, there is a sexy voice that makes people always fantasize about how to reverse the face of all beings behind it. Many boys deliberately ran downstairs to their dormitory, waiting to witness the beauty of the broadcast host.

Leng Manyun believes that Yu Zhijing has now fallen from the branch into the mud. Is this also called a day? This is the case in front of everyone, and it is conceivable to what extent at home.

Hit it. Leng Manyun vaguely heard someone talking.

Leng Manyun's hands are itchy, so I can't help it. She really wants to educate her children for Yu Zhijing.

However, the eldest brother has stood up from his chair and stamped his feet uneasily, trying to stop the dispute: "Bauer, stop hitting Sambo … Sambo, you scratched your brother's face … you all stay …"

Yu Zhijing finally spoke: "Don't you have enough trouble?"

Her voice is not small, but it is not loud enough. The twins are absorbed in playing, so they may not have heard.

"On the count of three, you stop." She said with dignity.

Leng Manyun smiled.

This recruit, for these two athel loren, will it work?

Yu Zhijing's voice hasn't changed. Especially when I said this, I used the announcer's standard bass and dragged a long rhyme.

Sure enough, Dabao-or Bauer-ignored her and began to cry and shed tears.

Lengmanyun began to hold the heart of watching. She wants to know if anyone will persuade her to have a second child in the future. If anyone is so cheeky, she can take out Yu Zhijing's pile to refute that she doesn't want to live in such a hot place. She doesn't have such a strong heart. She will get angry and go crazy.

Yu Zhijing suddenly leaned over a boy's ear and said something.

The boy froze at once. He kept the inertia of his movements and expressions just now and froze for a while. Then, like a deflated ball, he exhaled, turned his back on Yu Zhijing, and began to grab a spoon and drink sea cucumber soup.

He can eat by himself. Then feed it! Cold full cloud thought.

Then the same trick happened to another boy.

The private room was quiet at first, and everyone really didn't adapt. Then the atmosphere returned to normal, and the three children ate a good meal and went to the children's paradise to play. Just like when they came, Dabao followed, Erbao and Sanbao skipped in front, one hugging the other's neck and whispering. Too close, the cold cloud was dumbfounded, and he almost thought that the fierce battle just happened was his own eyes.

She looked at Yu Zhijing again. The latter raised her finger, bounced the rice grains that fell on her body and wrinkled her skirt. She still looked calm and smiled at her.

But Yu Zhijing's face has some momentum, some majesty, and the majesty of a battle-hardened general.

These extras make her look and temperament look different. Even though she is wearing a big skirt that covers her swollen belly, even if the concealer on her face can't cover those spots, even if she doesn't know how hurried she is when she goes out, her eyebrows are drawn asymmetrically, one high and one low. Even though she is full of the characteristics of an ordinary woman, she still looks extraordinary and even sacred at the moment.

LengManYun stare blankly for a moment.

Others continue the program that was interrupted just now. The man was yelling and bragging, and the woman's parents simply talked. Li Refei finally finished the soup and got up to go.

Lengmanyun looked at the amusement area again.

There was a burst of laughter at the moment. That's the voice that women will be attracted and listened to at any time.

They are laughing. The twins chased each other while sliding on the slide. Their soft hair jumps up and down in the air, and their short round calves stick out from under their shorts and move quickly. One threw the other down, and they fell on the foam mat at the same time, hugging and rolling, laughing while rolling, like two little pigs rolling in the mud.

The other children laughed, laughed and screamed.

Laughter went straight to the roof and spread around like waves, making everyone itch. Look here.

All women have smiles on their faces-those itchy and comfortable smiles.

"What magic did you use just now?" Leng Manyun couldn't help asking Yu Zhijing.

"Magic?" Yu Zhijing put down his chopsticks and his slender eyes were round.

"Yes, how did you calm them down?"

"That?" Yu Zhijing smiled, laughing a little disdainfully. Instead of answering the question, she asked her: (novel title: "Don't you want another one?" ",author: Gu Sanxing. From: read some stories every day and watch more exciting content)