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I will answer blows with blows. Who said that?

In the Ming Dynasty, a businessman took a fancy to a geisha. She is as beautiful as a fairy and knows that she only sings and doesn't sell herself. I respect her very much. Geisha has a good impression on him and hopes that he will redeem her and commit suicide with his body. The businessman said that he would go home to inform my father about my mother's wedding and promised to marry her.

The merchant gave her a lot of treasures when she left, but she refused, saying that loving you is not loving your wealth. No matter what you become in the future, you will still be your person. You are a beggar and I am a beggar. I told the businessman that I want a tooth because it is your own. You will think of me when you come home in pain. The businessman thought she was too personal, and it was great to pull out one, so he went to the dentist and pulled out one for her. I went home.

When the businessman came home, he mentioned the marriage to his parents. At first, his family disagreed. Later, he heard the businessman say that she was completely honest and not greedy for money, and also mentioned the matter of tooth extraction. After listening to this, the merchant's family was deeply moved and thought that she was not easy, so she agreed.

The businessman told his friend about it again. At this time, a friend said, although she has said so these days, who knows if she really means it or just says it? The businessman thought about it, and when he found it reasonable, he discussed it with his friends. The friend said, "Since she said that you want to be a beggar, and she is willing to be a beggar, then that person should be a beggar. Try her. The businessman did so. The merchant became a beggar and came to the geisha's residence. Seeing that he was poor, the lady said, "What are you doing here after all you have done?" Later, because the merchant didn't leave, she was only allowed to meet once. When the geisha met the businessman, she was indifferent and went her own way. The merchant was disappointed when he saw it, and said, You said before that I became a beggar and you were a beggar. Why don't you even say a word of comfort? Geisha said with a smile, you are too serious. Look at you. You've worked so hard. How can I live with you? The businessman said: My parents gave me teeth. Please give them back to me. Geisha took out a box and said, Go and find it yourself. Which one is yours? When the businessman saw that the box was full of teeth, he turned blue with anger.

He came to the dentist, told him what had happened to him and accused him of pulling out so many teeth. The dentist thought of a trick for him and said, "She has dental acid disease. At this time, cherries went on the market, and now she is in love with Taishou.". You pretended to be the will of the satrap and gave her cherries to eat.

It is said that geisha ate cherries, and her mouth was full of toothache and the pain was unbearable. She went to the dentist, who told her that she had a bad tooth in her mouth and pulled it out when she wasn't looking. After the incident, the geisha felt something was wrong and went to see the dentist again. The geisha said, let me see my teeth. The dentist said that the bad tooth was nothing to see and gave it to a good friend of mine. He said you owed him a tooth, and I returned the favor for you. Hearing this, the geisha left in dismay.

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