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Mom and dad go out to work.
Recently, I have been busy with various business trips, leaving early and returning late. At this time, I really found out how fast it is to make sandwich breakfast. I made a mint and egg sandwich today, and there are a bunch of mint leaves in the refrigerator. Stir-fried minced meat is even better ~ it tastes delicious. I recommend you try it and write the recipe in a couple of days. I have written too many recipes recently, all of which are simple and delicious. Let's do it with babies.
two
I may be busy during the summer vacation.
Going out early and coming back late may not have time to exercise. Goodbye.
three
Go out early and return late every day to live in senior three again. Come on, in order to meet a better self after one year!
four
I am preparing for the final exam these days.
Exam week is very sad. Go out early and return late from 6. 8-6。 22
I studied hard in Joule for half a month.
Although it was terrible, I was lucky and forced myself to work hard.
It's all over today. Hee hee, what I am modest and embarrassed to say in my circle of friends just means that I can't fail the exam, and I can't praise myself politely. I am best at accepting refutation and questioning, but I just need to be my own hero.
five
Look at my parents' generation, who worked hard, went out early and came back late, forgot themselves for years and had no spiritual life. However, the saddest thing is that this generation has a strong traditional concept, and regards family as more important than anything else, and regards themselves as less important than anything else, so they forget themselves year after year, and once the pay and return are unbalanced, they will be turned upside down.
six
Regarding the application of university major, the senior sister who came over advised the home page not to report chemistry! ! Endless experiments, endless professional English translation. Physical and chemical identification is a subject that must be linked up. If you want to go to graduate school, it basically means bidding farewell to the winter and summer vacations on weekends and holidays. When girls are boys and boys are beasts, it is easy for them to go out early and come back late. If you still like chemistry, then the scientific research community needs you.
seven
In a remote town east of London, South Africa, there is a couple. The man's name is George and the woman's name is Helen. George works on a farm north of town. He goes out early and comes back late every day. Helen stayed at home and gave birth.
On this day, George drove the jeep out of the door as usual. The farm is more than 50 kilometers away from home, and it has to pass a long mountain road halfway. This mountain road is rugged and difficult to walk, and there are no villages around it, so it is very deserted.
George was driving slowly on the mountain road when the cell phone in his pocket rang.
? George, go home. I have a terrible stomachache. Our baby may be premature?
After listening to his wife, George panicked at once. Their home is so remote that they don't even have a neighbor, and they are far from the town hospital. What can we do?
eight
The debauchery of that year
It looked very free and easy at that time.
The glory of that year
It is now 3. 1.
Go out early and come back late now.
The belief that we insist on now.
Unlimited possibilities in the future
Sunshine avenue of the future.
A happy life in the future
Don't pretend that you worked hard and didn't play with you.
Enrich and make progress every day.
Youth is a decadent era without struggle.
nine
I used to think fitness thieves were annoying.
I didn't know how simple and happy sweating was until I started practicing the piano.
Go out early and come back late every day.
I'm not thin either
Qin didn't practice either.
I still can't sleep every day
Finish the exam quickly, so that I can sleep a few more hours every day.
As long as the improvisation can pass, everything I do hurts!
Every day! Both! Yes! Suffering!
ten
There are many things to do these days. Those who go out early and come back late, go to bed late and get up early every day have no time to accompany moths, so that this guy goes out in the morning and rushes out of the house with me, as if he were following me to work. I didn't have dinner until 9: 30, but let me? Bite and hit? Basically, you lie on it everywhere. I'm sorry that you need company more than I do.
eleven
Is the child too mature now or am I too naive? On the bus, a couple of junior high school students are actually discussing their future children. The boy said that their children brought them to his mother and the girls brought them themselves. Boys say you have time, and you leave early and come back late just after giving birth. Me? How can it be so profound now?
twelve
Xiaohe suddenly found that the profession of accounting is really going out early and returning late. He works overtime every day and stays up late every day. Xiaohe recently found that everyone does accounts at the end of the term and goes to bed after 1 every day. Now blackie just wants to sleep.
thirteen
This kind of early departure and late return will last for several months. I had a cup of coffee last night and listened to the connection. However, I think I am too excited, because I got on the rocket, because I fell asleep at the last singing in Xiao Xin, which shows that coffee has no effect.
fourteen
Wu Lai is sleeping, and I am helping him with the Raiders.
Look at a bunch of things to eat, drink and be merry, and write down all the important things in the memo so that he can see them tomorrow morning.
I feel sorry for this man who goes out early and comes back late every day. After working for three months, he has been very tired and often doesn't come home until ten o'clock in the evening. All I can share is to watch less videos with him and let him sleep at eleven o'clock every day.
He spent a day with his cousin and friends on the Dragon Boat Festival, and he couldn't keep his eyes open in bed at night. He insisted on talking to me until after eleven o'clock, but the problem was that he had to work overtime the next day, saying that he especially wanted to talk to me for a while, but he knew that he was abused by his cousin.
Last night, I said I wanted to eat my fried eggplant, pepper and persimmon, and my expression was really uncomfortable.
These five months are not easy. Wu Lai graduated and moved to work alone. When he was at home, he got up at five o'clock every day and watched me for two hours before going to the driving school to practice driving. Back at school, he watched it for a long time every day until he graduated and went to work. He comes home late every day, and the video time suddenly drops to half an hour to an hour. Sometimes he is unhappy and gets into trouble. Wu Lai said he was very tired. When he comes back, he just wants to have a good chat with you, okay?
Wu Lai always said that he was too dependent on me and missed me too much. He told me to hurry back, so I smiled and said nothing.
I will go back in a week.
but
After only one week in Beijing, I will go back to Jingyuan with my mother.
I was a little sad at first, but I finally felt funny. I abandoned Wu Lai and went home, and I don't know when I will return to Beijing. Poor thing.
fifteen
About understanding uncle, we should know to what extent he suppresses himself, because those are uncontrollable factors. Both the eldest brother and the third brother lost their jobs, and he provoked the financial burden of the family. He was oppressed by his younger brother in the company. He could have started his own business, but because his family valued his work, he didn't take any risks. His wife goes out early and comes back late, without any benign communication. On the contrary, some people complain that he often drinks, and the company lures him into the water for superior interest groups. Finally, he was found to be wearing a cuckold, tossing and turning. Good people finally put all their anger on their backs, which is not worth it. If my brother hadn't been stabbed, he wouldn't have shed tears for himself once, as if he really thought he had always been a worthless person. She's right. He is a life imprisonment prisoner. Middle-aged crisis is an uncontrollable phenomenon of external factors. We understand. ?
sixteen
I quit my old job a long time ago. For a newcomer who has just stepped into the film industry, I am always busy with my work. I don't sleep until three o'clock every day. Good night, Brother Cong.
seventeen
This big brother goes to Russia to watch the World Cup every day. His mother goes out early and comes back late. He catches an early flight every day and flies back at night.
eighteen
After a man and a woman got married, in order to live a high-quality life, the couple worked hard to earn money, finally bought a villa with a sea view with a loan, raised a big dog, and specially invited a nanny at home. In order to repay the high loan, the couple worked harder than before, leaving early and returning late every day. And the nanny takes the big dog to see the sea at home every day.
nineteen
on the way home
The sky is clear
Although it's a little blocked
After going out early and returning late for several days in a row
I can finally enjoy my long weekend.
The mood is as cool as the weather.
twenty
I am too busy to think quietly. Go out early and come back late almost every day, busy with housework. I won't dream when I'm tired.
twenty-one
You should get used to going out early and coming back late.
You must get used to not taking a nap.
You know, you have no time to go to the gym for the time being.
You know, you have to pay more time and energy than the original position to gain more.
You must change your introverted personality and try to communicate boldly.
You must lower yourself, because you need to start over.
You should learn to be independent, not dependent. Work belongs to work, feelings belong to feelings, and you can't lose your temper.
Twenty Two
It's another June, and I have to leave.
I don't know whether to escape or not
I'm afraid it's like letting me heal here
Let me know a group of lovely people.
Although it is also early and late, it is dark.
There is sunshine in my heart.
Thanks to the friends I met in Shandong.
Playing with bolts is also fun.
There are fewer such days when you are old.
You can stand up every time you eat, MengMeng.
Healthy mug fan a pen in the palm of your hand
A teacher like an old child
twenty-three
It is normal to go out early and return late to work overtime. If there is a day off, the sky is still blue, like winning the lottery.
twenty-four
I am very tired on business trip. I go out early and come back late every day. But it is also very fulfilling, without considering men's problems and objects. . . . Hey, I'm going back soon.
twenty-five
It's finally packed
Go out early and come back late every day, and I know why I am so busy every day [covering my face]. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder every day, and I am willing to stop when I come back to clean up! You can't make a mess at home just because you are busy with your career! Whether the house or the clubhouse is clean and tidy, there will be a good magnetic field!
It's certain to be tired alone these years! Therefore, there is no out-and-out elegance in this world, nor can we be selfish only with our own poems and distant places. It's not just the double webbed paddles that support the beautiful swan neck. But this is life. For the people you love and those who love you, life is always worth going on.
twenty-six
A man, who goes out early and comes back late every day, really appreciates his fighting spirit on his way back from Macao.
When he went home to get something, he was too sleepy to open his eyes. For the sake of his best friend, he dozed off and continued to wait.
twenty-seven
I am busy every day. Although I am very tired, I am doing my own thing, which is completely different. Going out early and returning late, I spend less and less time with my baby, which is a bit contradictory, but I also do it to provide them with better conditions. I hope my method is correct.
28
Go out early and come back late every day, very busy. I feel that I haven't had dinner with Brother Kai for a long time. I went home early today, made cold noodles (no, it was made of cucumber), and I was still catching up with the solar term.
Twenty-nine
The circle of friends is full of positive energy, but talking about it has become an outlet. The pressure exploded, the work was full, I went out early and came back late, and I felt that I paid more than I paid back. Sometimes I wonder why I'm not as lucky as others. What they get seems effortless, but I'm wronged. When can we get out of the predicament and fast-forward the difficulties? I really can't help but come to an impasse.
thirty
I just want to live a quiet and comfortable life. Why is it so difficult? Why are you pushing yourself so hard? What is life for? Alas, the model was chattering, so it stopped firing machine guns at the calm lake water.
Thirty-one
After two months, the salary has been very low, and I began to suspect that I went to work to earn money every day. I have put up with it. I really feel that all my persistence is almost impossible. I can't find any reason to convince myself. What I fear most is the sudden collapse of my heart. What should I do to break up? On the sixteenth day, my heart will inevitably feel uncomfortable. I also want to be tired when I say that my salary is low.
Thirty two
We always need to find a way to do something willingly, have some useless time and feel the beauty of life.
I always wait for haha to go home recently. The advertising industry is very time-consuming and physical. After midnight, I feel flustered when I get home, have no time for myself, or doubt my life. This is an industry that goes out early and comes back late, which is totally out of proportion to having more wealth. Wait for the right time and change quickly. You can't eat the cake if you don't change it.
thirty-three
The fourth day in Guangzhou
Everything seems to be going well today. Maybe I am used to this rhythm, and I gradually changed from initial discomfort to acceptance. I get up at 5: 40 every morning and come back from the hospital after 8: 00 in the evening. It's really early and late.
Sweating is ten times as much as drinking water every day.
People who are naturally sweaty and don't like drinking water.
Seems a little sad
It's so hot that I have no appetite every day. Just have a meal (is there any justice if I don't lose weight like this?)
Today, the hospital teacher explained various precautions to the interns, and conducted department navigation in the afternoon.
I can't help but feel anxious about my future life. On the one hand, I am worried that I can't do well, on the other hand, I am worried that I will bring harm to patients. But I believe that under such high-intensity pressure, I will definitely learn more things that I can't learn in four years of college.
Always believe that the future will get better and better, and I will get better and better.
Thirty four
Forget the heat, forget the hunger, go home early and go home late to clean the two kitchens, and repeatedly thank the customers' family members for their satisfied and happy expressions when they see the customers leave, even if they are tired again, it is worthwhile [happy]. It is also my greatest mission to let customers realize the comfortable life they want!
Thirty-five
This life of going out early and returning late really makes people feel very happy.
Thirty-six years old
Whispering late at night
I used to love dogs. I want a dog, a husky, a border collie and a Rothwell. Once I rented a house, my senior across the hall raised two teddy bears, and I liked them at first. She went out early and came back late, so she took care of them. The dog was kept in a cage. Summer came and the whole floor smelled of dogs. Those two dogs barked day and night, and when they were released, they peed on several beaches. It was all like this. Those months exhausted my love for dogs.
Then when I see my adopted children, I am annoyed when I am happy and annoyed when I cry.
In the future, I will simply not have children or dogs, buy insurance and finally live in a nursing home.
Thirty seven
Baby, my mother must be really tired at work. She goes out early and comes back late. She doesn't watch the sunrise early and the sunset late. On the last day, when she dragged her tired body back to the house, she was really sad. Every time I am too tired to persist, my mother will think of you, then take a deep breath and tell myself silently that I can't do anything for my son, so I must persist! That's why my mother insisted. You are my mother's motivation. When I am desperate, my mother will open your photo album and look at your photos. I feel much more comfortable. Come on silently and keep working hard! Baby! Mom misses you! There will be a holiday in a few days, but mom hasn't earned any money and can't come back to see you, but no one knows how much mom wants to see you. Baby is healthy! Happy! Mom loves you!
Thirty eight
I have a cruel mother. She said she went out early and came back late every day, so I ordered takeout for lunch. I imagined my weight when I got home.
39 years old
Mother cat doesn't go anywhere every day, just stays at home to look after the children. Father cat goes out early and comes back late every day. I don't know what to do, so I can't catch it.
forty
I am very busy every day after work, leaving early and returning late, and I have no time to look at my mobile phone.
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