What are some humorous sentences that hurt your best friend?

The sentence that hurts your best friend is humorous, as shown below:

1. When you think you can't, you cross the road, so you are a pedestrian.

On Valentine's Day, some people send gold, some people send silver and some people send flowers. I'm afraid no one will send me to buy three kinds: honeysuckle can go.

3. Don't think that the so-called weight loss of girls is just lip service, and it will really be sent to Weibo and friends circle.

Xiao Ming didn't appear in high school mathematics, so I knew that fool couldn't get into high school.

Sometimes showing love is to see this person have my pet. If you dare to rob him, I'll cut off your dog's head.

6. I laughed when I heard that everyone in China touches their mobile phone 150 times a day on average. This is sheer nonsense. Obviously, I woke up once and picked it up and put it down before going to bed.

7. Tell me if you like me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

Congratulations on living another day and winning the lottery. Come again.

9. You can't tell whether a person has money or not. When we passed each other in the street, you would never think that I was svip.

10. If a woman can use your photo as a mobile phone screen, you can browse her mobile phone at any time, give you the passwords of WeChat and Alipay, and even give you the password of the bank card, then you can call me with her money, okay?

I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

12. Come with me. If I have something to eat, I will have a bowl brush.

13. My bed has been turned into heaven by me, so I get up like a mortal every day.

14. If you don't laugh, it's unlucky to laugh.

15. You are right, but I won't listen.

16. Some people's chat records are full of sweet words. My chat record is full of homework answers.

17. In the past, letters from horses and chariots were slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

18. It is said that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned together. It's a little hard to remember. Persimmons are all ready Now all we need is crabs. You don't think I like them? Send me a few Jin of crabs.

19. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and yours is Sand Sculpture.

20. What are you nervous about? The college entrance examination score only determines which city you will go to play League of Legends in the next few years. Calm down.

2 1. I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, which scares me to stay up late every day and regularly.

22. I thought my brother only had a fish pond, but I didn't expect him to be a Neptune.

23. You = eat+sleep+miss me, pig = eat+sleep, equivalent replacement: you = pig+miss me, transfer item: you-miss me = pig, conclusion: I am a pig if I don't want to.

24. No one can live an easy life without compromise. Pain is always on the verge.

25. When I have money, I will buy a bucket of instant noodles and only eat noodle soup instead of drinking it. I will pour it out.

26. What's it like to enter the classroom? Jiaozi is in the pot.

27. Dry hemp is not round at all!

28. I deleted all the ugly things on my list, and the rest were even uglier.

29. Not all women like money. For example, a kind girl like me likes animals, such as Land Rover, BMW, Bugatti Veyron, Jaguar and Tmall.

30. My brother is here (I especially like this sand sculpture sentence recently)

3 1. Is there a beautiful woman who wants a chin pad? Please contact me. I have a pair of chins. I'm going to sell one.

32. Love is interesting when the other person is you.

33. I like hiding things, so I have nine objects you don't know.

34. You just love your partner. When I add your partner, you will know that I am wrong. You know how strong I am.

35. I'm not angry when you scold me. I'll make myself a cup of Lycium barbarum and influence you with love.

I promised someone that I would never stay up late again. If I break my promise, forget it.

37. You always cry about me in the middle of the night, the girl you can't get back.

38. I am a freshwater fish in the sea of knowledge.

39. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate and my deskmate does?

40. There are many swindlers now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man said in the street that it was very cold. I followed him for three blocks, and he didn't die ...?