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A word about marriage _ a word about love

First, it's not that he doesn't want to get married, he just doesn't want to marry me.

Second, what is love? Marry me if you have a book.

I am ready to get married. I just need someone #

Fourth, some people say that memory is a taste. I can't put it down, and I can't catch up. I write my thoughts in the wind, and there is no time difference in smart words. Let my eyebrows wet my lines, my eyes are a wave of blue light. You walk in my old chapter, I would like to sleep in the purple inkstone all my life and harvest autumn books for you with a smile. I put pen to paper, my heart was faint, and I wanted to find you in the ancient rhyme of tang style Song Yu, and find the Jiangnan Gu Xiang where I met you.

On your wedding day, I want to put on my wedding dress and walk towards you.

Six, since I entered the marriage hall, I have been adding wings to the tiger. The beauty of the past is completely gone, and it is crazy at any time. I don't know what marriage is in the world, but now I know besieged cities and high walls.

Seven, marriage is not to add a lock to love, true love never needs any bondage.

Eight, I wish the man who married me many years later, Tanabata, a happy life.

9. Do you want to give people around you a sense of security? Get married, single creep. You want to give your parents happiness? Get married and have a happy family. Do you want to keep her for yourself? Get married and stop falling in love. Do you want someone to wash the dishes and pots? Get married, tacky!

Love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is pop music, and divorce is pop music.

I had a sweet dream last night. I went back to him and he came back to marry me. My family actually likes him very much.

Twelve, marriage in ancient times, not called marriage, called marriage. Regarding marriage, the most uneducated grandmother said the most cultured thing: marriage is marriage. There is nothing about love, and I especially like this explanation, which is much warmer than a cold marriage.

Thirteen, the most unsuitable for marriage is the prodigal son, and the most suitable for marriage is also the prodigal son. It is often not a woman who changes a prodigal son, but a woman who just appears when the prodigal son wants to change.

14. What I fear most is a man who changes his mind after marriage.

Fifteen, if one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?

16. Do you know that I married you at seventeen and gave birth to a lovely daughter? Do you know how much courage I need? ..

Seventeen, marriage is the grave of love, blind date is to look at Feng Shui as the grave, confession is to dig the grave, marriage is double suicide, empathy is to move the grave, and the third party is to rob the grave.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to appear on the same marriage certificate with your photo at the same time.

Nineteen, you know, the purpose of being with you is to marry you.

Twenty, some people say that marriage is the grave of love, and I want to say that marriage is the paradise of love. In fact, there are only three people who are really good to you in this world, that is, your parents and your lover. So, everyone, get married if you love deeply. Our life doesn't give us much time to spend our youth. Also didn't give us too much time to let our lover wait!

Twenty-one, unmarried women are Yan, and they are free. The married woman is a pigeon, and she will come back then. A woman with a child is a duck with a thread behind her ass.

22. Time goes by faster and faster, and each year is shorter. When I was a student, I often listened to trivial things discussed by my elders, such as work, love, marriage and children that I thought I would never meet. Suddenly one day I found myself carried forward by them, and then I found that, oh, even this day, no one could escape.

Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

24. If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you screw up my wedding and take me away?

Twenty-five, I got drunk at the graduation party that day. You cried and said that I must invite you when I get married in ten years. I smiled and said, the bride is not you. ..

26, marriage is likely to divorce, not to mention that we have just fallen in love.

I believe that one day I will put on a wedding ring for you.

What can be cultivated slowly is not love, but habit. What you can get with time is not emotion, but emotion. So love is a gift in an instant. There is something, and there is nothing. On the other hand, love and marriage are not the same thing. Not all love needs marriage, and not all marriages have love.

I want to marry you.

Looking forward to marriage sentence _ love sentence

First, if marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means looking at feng shui to give the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.

I have loved you for a long time, and I know you love me. Let's get married.

Third, when I was not married before, I thought I must get married at a certain age. However, after marriage, I found that a marriage certificate means nothing, and neither does birthright and commitment. The destination of life is not necessarily marriage, but there must be love.

How can I bear to see you break up? I want to watch you get married, quarrel, cold war, mistress, domestic violence, infertility.

5. 80% of people met someone who would marry them in the future when they were 17 years old;

Honey, we will get married in Ireland in the future. I heard that divorce is not allowed there.

Seven, want to find a good object, and then walk together, get engaged and get married, and don't break up.

8. I have always fantasized about where, when and who we will get married.

A man can fall in love with n women before he gets married, but once he gets married, he can only live with one woman. If he can't get it, he shouldn't call names.

10. What's the big deal about being in love? Get married if you can!

The saddest thing in the world is that the person you love does not love you, and the person who loves you does not love him. If the bride is not you, you should smile and bless.

The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.

Thirteen, the shelf life of love Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose between 1 and 100. Failure to renew after expiration is equivalent to automatic divorce; However, the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 year is equivalent to more than RMB 20,000, and only 6 yuan money is needed for1year. Being married for one year means that you know nothing about marriage, so you have a thick marriage book to read. You choose 100 year, and there is only one piece of paper that says: I wish you a long life together.

Fourteen, if marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at Feng Shui confession as the grave, dig your own grave, get married, double suicide, empathize with others, move the grave, and rob the grave by a third party.

15. Sometimes love based on marriage will be easier to find those tiny bright spots in her and lay a solid foundation for the lasting marriage.

Sixteen, naked marriage is just a form, and can not be the key to dominate happiness. Happiness depends on people!

Seventeen, you must give me an invitation when you get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of girl can fulfill my dream of marrying you than me.

Dear, shall we get married and go to Ireland in the future? Because divorce is illegal there.

Nineteen, if you really love her, you can wait until you get married to sting her.

How can I bear to see you break up? I want you to fall in love, get married, get divorced, live a long life and die alone.

Twenty-one, my favorite person is married, and the bride is not me.

Twenty-two, a woman's marriage is a psychological dark war, a process of constantly defeating herself, and also a process of constantly compromising herself.

23. I hope that one day after a certain year, I can say: Shit, I actually married her.

I wish the man who married me many years later a happy Tanabata.

Twenty-five, what is there to envy about getting married? Except for money and children, the future does not necessarily belong to anyone, especially the husband. Bosom Friend

Twenty-six, or fall in love and get married. Still playing. Don't take it seriously Or noble and single.

27. I'm worried that the person I'm going to marry will sow and fertilize someone else's body tonight.

Sentences expressing marriage _ sentences expressing love

First, sometimes love based on marriage will make it easier to find those tiny bright spots in her body and lay a solid foundation for the lasting marriage.

Second, love that does not aim at marriage is hooliganism.

Third, you must invite me when you get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of girl is better than me and fulfill my dream of marrying you.

Fourth, if there is no reciprocal love, let me love more!

5. [How can I break up with you? I want to see you get married, quarrel, and finally be infertile in the cold war]

Six, many years later, what I hope to marry me is that I love you now.

Seven, if marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at Feng Shui confession as the grave, dig your own grave, get married, double suicide, empathize with others, move the grave, and rob the grave by a third party.

Speaking of marriage, it is the proudest thing in my life.

Nine, women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single.

Ten, falling in love is a fart, have the ability to get married!

When I get married, we will tattoo a pair of rings, and whoever files for divorce first will chop off his fingers.

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Thirteen, divorce is more expensive than marriage.

Fourteen, since I entered the marriage hall, I have been adding wings to the tiger. The beauty of the past is completely gone, and it is crazy at any time. I don't know what marriage is in the world, but now I know besieged cities and high walls.

Fifteen, the party's birthday, we are getting married. My wife asked me to make a marriage vow: we will form a husband and wife voluntarily, support the leadership of our wife, abide by her articles of association, fulfill the mutual obligations of husband and wife, carry out her wise decision, and strictly observe the discipline of whether her wife is close or loving.

Sixteen, the best love letter a man gives a woman is a marriage certificate.

Seventeen, men give women the best love letters. That's a marriage certificate.

Eighteen, the result of love is nothing more than two words: break up and marry us.

Nineteen, Ma Ma said that if you don't meet someone who loves me, you won't fall in love or get married all your life, and you will rely on her and Baba all your life.

20. What is Tanabata? Celebrate your wedding anniversary.

Twenty-one, when a woman gets married, the best dowry for a man is the first time.

Sentences about wedding anniversary _ sentences about love

First, it overflows into the paradise of joy, and it is full of sparkling moonlight. It is a sigh: I only admire Yuanyang, but I don't admire immortals.

Second, love has been running for so many years. I'm so tired. I'm tired. I don't want to live like this anymore. Our life needs some changes, don't you think? Then let's get married!

It is love that binds you together, and it is love that ties your hearts together. May you find that you are like budding love every year.

4. I have you along the way, accompanying me with joy and sadness. I will cherish this sincere love all my life.

Five, singing and laughing for another spring, glad that the full moon is twelve rounds. Traveling together, enjoying the scenery together, the marriage is very happy. 360 days a year, sweet as honey, with good times every year.

6. May your children and grandchildren worship God! May you teach your descendants according to the teaching and warning of the Lord; So do yourselves, and do the will of the Lord!

7. The historical significance of marriage is that the red line connecting you has since become a rope. Friend, I wish you a happy life, sweet love and a happy marriage!

Eight, in this spring day, you two will always be together, as the saying goes, a perfect match between heaven and earth! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

Nine, my days are bright because of you, my heart is broad because of you, my feelings are rich because of you, my life is happy because of you, and everything in me is warm because of your existence!

I feel very happy to meet you, love you, be loved by you and be with you all my life!

Eleven, a thousand miles of marriage, congratulations on finding a good marriage; There are thousands of miles to meet, sweet and affectionate; Hold your hand, grow old with your son, and never leave; Warm, family harmony and happiness.

Twelve or ten years to cross the boat, a hundred years to sleep. Finding him/her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago; How can countless coincidences not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Dear friends, take care of this fate with your heart.

Thirteen, you two are a perfect match. I wish you both a happy life. You are a natural couple. I wish you happiness forever.

Fourteen, I wish you the first anniversary of marriage, happiness, passion forever, grow old together!

15. May the fire of your sincere love, like the rising sun, burn more and more brightly with the passage of time; Let more water not go out, and the flood will not be flooded!

You are a match made in heaven. Now that you are married, you need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

Seventeen, how amazing love is, it can make me intoxicated! I love how happy he is. He drives me crazy and I can't extricate myself!

18. You know, for the first time, the feeling you gave me made me fall in love with you unconsciously, and love gave me ... no, you gave me the feeling of electric shock at first love. ......

Nineteen, happiness needs to be brewed and happiness needs to be shared. A sweet day, full of blessings. Love is like a tide, and romance is coming.

Twenty, please let the breeze send your heart and let the cloud offer your true feelings; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, from now on, love will last forever!

Twenty-one, see you in a happy paradise, covered with twinkling stars, I just want to sincerely wish you a happy wedding, love each other and be happy forever!

Twenty-two, if loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life; If I have to add a time limit to my love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

Twenty-three, get married, send a flower basket: there are roses, in pairs; With magnolia, everything is not difficult; With jasmine, everything goes well; There are flamingos, thriving; With peony, life is safe.

Twenty-four, in this spring day, you two will always be together, as the saying goes, a couple made in heaven! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

Twenty-five, lovers need to have eight words, that is: trust, understanding, tolerance and tacit understanding. Now I use these eight words to bless our love. May we be happy all our lives and love each other forever.

26. You were born for each other, and you were born for each other. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

Twenty-seven, after being married for so long, we sometimes forget our wedding anniversary, but we will definitely remember our acquaintance anniversary. Maybe the form is simple, even just going out for dinner in the form of commemoration, but whenever I think about it,

You are the brightest note in my life and my life is wonderful because of you! May beautiful music fill every morning and evening after us.

I wish you two love each other, understand each other and care about each other, and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a hundred years of harmony and unity!