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First, if you don't want to be sad or cry, don't be curious about what you shouldn't see.

Secondly, I think the best thing I have done is probably to observe the cycle of the four seasons and meet you.

Actually, I'm sad, but I'm too proud to tell you.

Fourth, in this world, there are always some things that are immortal. Like feelings.

Your going online can always be an excuse for me not to go offline.

Six, when the concave-convex man began to be pessimistic, what else in this world is worth looking forward to.

When you fall in love with a face, it means that you have really grown up.

Eight, be yourself, someone will fall in love with you all.

I'm not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I'm afraid that someone I like will spend Valentine's Day with someone else.

Ten, a heart with a big fist can't bear so much.

Eleven, the so-called love words, that is, something that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other person to believe.

Twelve, I think, another time, another place, a new identity, forget everything and start over.

Thirteen, just for you, I will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

Fourteen, some people may be very nice, but they may not be suitable for you.

I need to hear her voice, which will make me happy.

Sixteen, I can hurt again, you can make mistakes again.

17. We have never, let alone never, have we?

Eighteen, rather than thinking about how to die gorgeous, it is better to think about how to live gorgeous!

Nineteen, set foot on the point of no return of love

Twenty, the memory that has been shaken off has once again knocked on the door of memory.

Twenty-one, I'm lonely, and everything will be fine.

Twenty-two, another sunny day was spent with Russia.

Twenty-three, don't take things that don't belong to you, don't fantasize. What you can't get is what you can't get.

Twenty-four, because there is a reason, there is a reason. Now that we have done it, what are we talking about?

I don't think I am mature enough to forgive betrayal.

I try not to fall asleep because I am afraid that when I wake up, I will find someone standing in front of me.

Twenty-seven, the desk lamp is the sunshine of the night owl, and staying up late is the stubbornness of the dreamer.

Twenty-eight, you said goodbye to me, and my mouth barely evoked a weak smile and I walked forward without looking back.

Twenty-nine, not all efforts will succeed, but if you don't work hard, you won't succeed.

Thirty, some people look much better than real people when they make masks.

I'm not afraid that I can't spend Valentine's Day with you. I'm afraid that you will spend Valentine's Day with someone else.

Time flies, I still love you, and I miss you very much. You are my only way out.

Thirty-three, waiting for you too long, I think you will cry.

It doesn't matter whether it's true or not.

It's easy for a person to become bad, but it's hard to become good.

Thirty-six, people who have the consciousness of being killed are qualified to shoot!

Thirty-seven, I know, that's the past you don't want to recall.

You don't have to worry about me anymore.

39. Don't understand me? Who is qualified to say that I have changed?

40. Don't doubt life, it just adds a lot of plots to our life.

41. We embrace the sun, look up at the moon and love the stars.

Please don't say "sorry" to me. I'm not as strong as you think.

Thank you for coming. I'm sorry you walked away.

44. I wonder who said that. In fact, I know that few people really care about me. This sentence contains all my feelings.

Forty-five, where is the breath?

46. Reference books are definitely the most sought-after printed matter in China besides banknotes.

47. If memory is a square city. Then, for you, I am willing to draw a prison and get myself into trouble.

48. Since you are leaving, don't look back. I'll let go with a smile and wait for you to leave before I cry.

49. Always talking about the impossible.

I like mushrooms. She doesn't eat or drink, but she is stronger than anyone.

Talk about your mood. Thank you for coming. I'm sorry you left.

1, Time flies, many things are too late to sort out, time has brought people to the next beginning, busy, but also numb. When you think back on the past year when you are quiet, you will be happy and sad. Someone left, and everything changed. I stopped crying, and the tears I should have shed dried up. I just wonder what it would be like if we were still together, and whether we still love each other deeply.

2. In our life, we are used to wrapping our loss with free and easy, and driving away loneliness with loneliness. In fact, those injuries and pains in my heart are only known to myself and cannot be easily forgotten. When I think of someone, I feel like dreaming. Those buried past events, like shadows, shuttle through our memories.

3, some forgiveness, not because I want to, I just want you to appear in my life; I don't want to give up everything, I just feel distressed, why don't you care so much; All the blessings are not my wishes. I used a fake smile to cover up my tears. It is said that people who can't sleep at night are awake in other people's dreams. Thousands of times, we are the only ones without us. For companionship and understanding, love is just a coat.

4, crying, can't vent emotions, can't show scars, can't heal wounds, so crying, I found that I lost me in love, and I only got incompetent me. Pain, I can't say it, like a hole in my heart. I've had enough of fools who can't see the end, can't heal, and can only cry.

I know you, from the sea, from the beach. We never know to cherish the people in front of us. In the unpredictable reunion, we also thought that there would always be a reunion, and there would always be an opportunity to say sorry, but we never thought that every time we waved goodbye, it might be a farewell, and every sigh might be the last sigh on earth.

6. Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. There will always be a period of time, and only when it has passed will we find that it has been deeply embedded in our memory. Thank you for coming. I'm sorry you left.

7. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof with you.

8. Only when there is love in your heart can you resist the long years. Without love, life is a walking corpse.

I promise you, no matter who comes into your life in the future, I will love you more than any of them.

10. No matter how someone breaks your heart, it's amazing that you still love him or her with these little pieces.

1 1. We are not together, but you are the closest distance in my heart.

12, every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past. Many grievances have changed from uncomfortable to unnecessary. You used to think that something, not to mention a knot, was just a scar, but when you uncovered this scar many years later, you may find that there is already a flower.

13, time did not dilute the pain, but sealed the memory. When the small fragments of the past are inadvertently evoked by casual things, those happy or sad memories are always sweet, which always makes me feel the pain in my heart and tears can't be suppressed.

14, the initial panic tore heart crack lung, finally let nature take its course. It's not easy to get to today. Gently pull out your hand and say goodbye. I really appreciate it. I will always be with you.

15, those who will eventually get you into it are always beautiful at first. I believe the world will always be so beautiful. I don't care if you care about me. I am used to being uncomfortable, thinking of you and waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime. As beautiful as flowers and jade, as water flies. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

16, you are still alive, but you will never appear in my world again.

17, I really want to feel your tenderness again, but I am afraid that you will leave and I am afraid that I can't stay.

18, I'm tired, and I don't want to be entangled in repeated individuals. People who love me won't let me wait that long.

19, we are like needles on the surface, turning and turning, while watching time leave in a hurry, but there is nothing we can do.

20. This day has come and no one can change it. Let's say goodbye with the most beautiful smile.

2 1, love to the end, always compromise for reality, hate to the end, always forgotten by time.

22, don't worry about weight, don't have to work, you can cry and laugh anytime and anywhere, no sadness, no concern.

I still want to grow old with you, but our love has come to an end.

24. My heart is full of you, but there is no trace of you in reality.

25. I really love you, but I have no chance anymore.

26. I am hurt when I love, and I am lonely when I don't love.

27. It's really cold. I begged God to give me a hug.

28. I have never been comforted when I am sad.

29. It hurts when you are heartbroken, so you can only choose to get drunk.

30. True loneliness is that life is a person, and death is also a person.

Thank you for coming to my world.

1. Maybe one day, we will become never flashing avatars and lie quietly in each other's address books. Don't be sad, this is the quietest and most peaceful memory of the years for you and me, for the life that accompanies each other.

2. Not every meeting is a reunion after a long separation. But if you cherish it, please treat every reunion after a long separation as a first meeting.

From the moment you regard him as the only one in the world, it is doomed that you will not be the only one in his world.

Turn around and look at the world without him. It may be a little cold, but the sun is still shining and the vision is wider. In fact, happiness or torture is given by oneself, and no one can do without anyone. Don't look back, let go of yourself and keep going.

Not every meeting is a reunion after a long separation.

6. Give all your love to someone who doesn't love yourself, just like a poor man, and sponsor all his property to a rich man. It was an unintentional move.

7. It turns out that not every love needs to live together to be complete, and not every lover needs to watch each other grow old to be happy. Some people are suitable to stay with them and spend time together; Some people are suitable to live in their hearts and always think back, which can warm the time and leave amazing memories.

8. In fact, the so-called betrayal is nothing more than that. You can't see it, it's a lifelong regret that can never be forgiven; Take it easy, it will only be that your beloved accidentally slips when he is confused.

9. All the peerless elegance and gold and silver houses will eventually become a mirage under the erosion of years. Only those who love you heartbreakingly will accompany you to see all the glitz fade away, with their fingers clasped and never give up.

10, maybe that year should be consistent with us at that time, and such a story happened. Meet again, even if things are different, we no longer belong to that era; Meet again, even if the peach blossom remains, the * * of that year can't be caught and can't come back; Seeing you again, maybe I miss you really better.

1 1. Some people are suitable to spend time with them. Some people are suitable to live in their hearts, and always think back, which can warm the sun and leave amazing memories.

12, the years are so long, so long that some people lose themselves, some people don't know right or wrong, some people heal their wounds, but they still go into pain regardless, so long that many people forget how they got here.

13, every relationship makes a mistake and hopes to seek redemption from the next person, so often she teaches you to cherish, but you use it to accompany others, and you teach him to love, but he spends the rest of his life with another person. This is growth. There is no fairness, and there is no need to be unwilling. Everyone is the same.

14, the emotional thing is like this, no one is right or wrong, only willing or not.

15, most women with fragile hearts look indifferent on the outside, because they need an impeccable attitude to resist the unexpected emotions or memories, and they accidentally penetrate into their glass hearts.

16, if he is still in sight, if he can still hug, then please use all the strength of your soul.

Thank you for coming. I don't regret your leaving.

1, there is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is that no one has ever talked about you.

No one is born heartless. They all experienced and saw too much they didn't want to see, and finally chose to close one of their doors.

Only by enduring loneliness can we remain prosperous. Don't choose comfort at the age of struggle.

4. Some things don't insist on seeing hope, but only by persisting can we see hope.

Many people will think that a sense of security is a word from their lover, a good morning and good night, a promise, a handshake when crossing the street, and a warm and good temper. Now, the only things that can give you a sense of security are the bright sunshine in the morning, the green light on the sidewalk at busy intersections, the wallet and keys in your pocket when you go out, and the full charge displayed in your mobile phone. Because that poor sense of security is pinned on others, it will inevitably hurt to disappointment or even despair. Growth is like this.

6. Stress is not that someone is working harder than you, but that people who are several times better than you are still working hard.

7. What you do may not succeed for the time being, but don't lose heart. You are not growing, but taking root.

8. Between reality and ideal, the constant is trudge, and between gloom and glory, the constant is development.

9. We can't be too accommodating and submissive to anyone, especially people can't stand others needing themselves. Once it is determined that others need them, the inevitable result is that they will become arrogant and rude. We can have an advantage in treating people and things because we have no requirements for each other and do not rely on each other, so that the other party knows this.

10, don't stand on tiptoe to love someone, the center of gravity is unstable and won't last long. True happiness can only be met with peace of mind.

1 1. Time will age all our waiting, but it will also give us all our expectations. You will satisfy what you want without arrogance or rashness.

12, you give someone you care about a knife; If you let anyone near you, you will open your armor. So don't be hasty when you are sincere, and don't be greedy when you are looking for friends. Otherwise, you will be stabbed all over.

13, don't pray that everyone can understand you, because 99% of what happened to you has nothing to do with others.

14, in many cases, efforts are not to get rewards, but to be recognized; Sometimes, giving up is not because you lose, but because you understand.

15, we study hard, we study hard to enrich ourselves, and review and recite countless nights, all in order to lay a good foundation for a better future. It is worthwhile to work hard now. If you give up now, you will not only give up all your previous efforts, but also regret it, so as not to complain everywhere. When we finished this exam, we have agreed to travel together, see the most beautiful scenery together and live the life we want together!

16, a person has at least one dream and one strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

17, you don't have to live a colorful life every day, crying is not weakness, silence is not surrender, and those pains are all due growth.

18, the sooner you deal with your emotions, the faster you will succeed. Temper will drive away luck. Therefore, those who seem to have big hearts just have to bear it. Before you become what you want to be, do two things well: live. Hold on.

19, a dog will wait for its owner to come back for ten years, while a cat will miss the people he loved in the past by living well.

Thank you for coming. I don't regret your leaving.