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Dog owners "10 quirks"!

Dog owners "10 quirks"!

It is said that there is always a sharp contrast before and after raising a dog.

Today I'm going to talk about some quirks shared by dog owners. I really love them. Are you talking about me?

1. Most dog owners like dogs and don't like to listen to those who say dogs are bad.

Especially when you hear someone say that your dog is not good at all, you will immediately get anxious with that person. Just like that man said something bad about his children.

2. Dog owners always become nagging and like to talk to dogs.

I know dogs can't answer by themselves, but I just like being good or bad and talking to them, so don't smell too good!

Seeing stray cats and dogs outside, I can't help worrying, and I don't know how they should spend it.

Or I saw some sad stories about dogs on the internet and couldn't help crying. Everything about dogs has turned me into a crying baby.

It is obvious that you are not good at communicating with others, and it is easy to chat with others.

However, as long as you meet people who are also dog owners, even if you just know them, you will not be able to talk for a while. Even after the talk, these two people are likely to become friends, even make an appointment to walk the dog at each other's house, and even ask out to walk the dog when they are free.

I know I've always hated being dirty, but I don't mind taking a shit after raising a dog.

Not only shovel shit every day, but also observe the color and state. Their poop, and you, the poop handler.

Seeing a healthy Baba is happier than anything.

6. Dog owners only need to satisfy dog-related things outside, such as dog toys and dog snacks.

They will stay where they are and keep picking out these things for their dogs. It looks as if they have met something precious.

I believe all dog owners have this gender.

7. Dog owners like to play the same game, just like to play dead and see how their dogs react.

See if the dog asks for help, wants to wake himself up, or stays quietly by his side.

8. People shoveling shit are not lazy, because ... we are going to walk the dog in the morning!

Dogs basically open their mouths around 6.30-7.00 in the morning, and there will be 100% magic sound in their ears. Do you want to sleep?

This effect is much better than an alarm clock!

9. After raising a dog, no matter how beautiful the dog you see, you won't feel bad about your dog.

And I think your dog is the most beautiful.

10. People will take some dog hair with them, and most dog owners will not clean it up. When I say dirty, I don't mean dirty Most people get some dog hair or something.