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Sentences about divorce Say something about divorce

1. In the elevator, I heard two and a half-year-old children criticizing the rich man Jin for pretending to be cool. When I went out to walk my children, I saw several aunts mocking the vanity of a passing young woman carrying a certain big-name bag. It reminds me of a bitter old classmate of mine who always likes to laugh at people who drive luxury cars because they are violent. Another divorced relative thinks that showing happiness online is the most tacky thing. Regarding this matter, I think you have the right to look down on many things only if you have at least obtained them, or have the ability to obtain them. Xinyiwu

2. They got along for three years, but they ended up getting divorced.

3. Missing is a disease. Fortunately, I was sick and you were sick too; unfortunately, you recovered, but I couldn't afford to be sick.

4. Many unhappy marriages are just a long struggle after the death of love. Opens Wald Schwarz

5. Domestic violence is the deprivation of the economic and physical rights of the victimized woman by the perpetrator. If a husband always talks about his wife being ugly and unattractive, this is also a form of domestic violence and emotional abuse.

6. Divorce is not allowed in Ireland, but you can choose to have a marriage period of up to 20 years. If it expires and is not renewed, you will be divorced automatically. However, the shorter the period, the higher the fee. The annual registration fee is equivalent to more than 10,000 yuan. Yuan money. Choosing a year means that you don't understand marriage yet, so I will give you a thick marriage book to learn from, while choosing a year only has a piece of paper with a short message: I wish you a long life. How many years of marriage will you choose?

7. Even if the client is Pan Jinlian, since you are Pan Jinlian's attorney, you have to defend her from Pan Jinlian's standpoint.

8. What comes to mind after leaving is the picture of loneliness. Please forget it. When love is no longer around, please say your best wishes to her. After all, you have loved her before.

9. It is said that girlfriend is the scientific name of lover. It sounds more solemn, just like roses are called roses in biology, or the legal term for divorce is divorce by agreement.

10. I used to secretly like you! But you are divorced now, why can't you accept me?

11. How many tears are needed to water love before it can grow into a strong forest.

12. If you like a man, you might as well like those kittens and puppies.

13. Don’t fall in love with a married man who still swears to you that he will leave his wife and children to marry you. If they really have no feelings, they will naturally get divorced instead of saying incomprehensible things to you all day long.

14. You have your position, and I have my interests.

15. Marriage is often not as good as people imagine, and divorce is often worse than people imagine.

16. Now that there is a new society and women are liberated, I have to divorce you.

17. How many times have you said "I love you" to so many people?

18. The only time my wife and I had orgasms at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

19. I have been waiting for a long time, waiting for you to say that we will go together later, but what I waited for was a mirage

20. She has seen through Li Houlin, the papery so-called diamond prince. It was fake and shoddy, and it didn't even have a chance to develop into a potential stock. I learned from the painful experience and made the divorce public and settled it once and for all.

21. I have seen situations where a couple’s relationship breaks down before getting married. The man is forced to regret it by the woman’s 250 demands, while the woman regrets it and chases after him desperately. This is This result is not dreamy at all. There is no other meaning in saying this. Let me share with you the lessons learned from the past.

22. You ask me if I love you all day long, and if I love you, let me prove it to you. How can I prove it to you?

23. If you want to live a happy life, only two people can unite. Because half a ball cannot roll, the important task for every adult is to find the half that matches him.

24. Even in the best marriage, there will be 200 thoughts of divorce and 50 impulses to strangle each other to death in a lifetime. Even in the happiest job, there will be 200 thoughts of resignation and 50 times of struggle and persistence, which is the best quality.

25. When I was a child, my father always beat my mother when he came back from drinking. At that time, he could do nothing but cry. When he grew up, he couldn't stand it anymore. He shouted at his poor mother: Do you love him? Divorce him if you don't love him, don't be so worthless! The mother choked for a long time, and said to him with tears: Mom doesn't love him, but mom loves you

26. Unfortunate love is when two people who love each other get married, but then find that they don't like each other. match each other and cannot live happily together. (Norwegian dramatist) Ikarson

27. When you are in love, money is used to replace beautiful clothes to buy romance, but when you are married, money is used to provide firewood, rice, oil and salt to solve diapers.

28. In fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs spending the winter. If they get close, they will hurt each other. If they are not close, it will be cold! They have to pull out the thorns on one side of each other before they can live a good life together!

29. People, it is most reliable to make money by yourself. These days, it is better to rely on yourself than anyone else.

31. The only person in the world who has this kind of weird logic is your mother. Sentences about divorce

1. I have seen situations where the couple’s talk breaks down before getting married. The man is forced to regret it by the woman’s 250 demands, while the woman regrets it and tries her best to get in the other person’s ass. Chasing from behind, this kind of result is not dreamy at all. There is no other meaning in saying this. Let me share with you the lessons learned from the past.

2. What comes to mind after leaving is the picture of loneliness. Please forget it. When love is no longer around, please say your best wishes to her. After all, you have loved her before.

3. If you want to live a happy life, only two people can unite. Because half a ball cannot roll, the important task for every adult is to find the half that matches him.

4. They got along for three years, but they ended up getting divorced.

5. In fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs spending the winter. If they get close, they will hurt each other. If they are not close, it will be cold! They have to pull out the thorns on one side of each other before they can live a good life together!

6. Even in the best marriage, there will be 200 thoughts of divorce and 50 impulses to strangle each other to death in a lifetime. Even in the happiest job, there will be 200 thoughts of resignation and 50 times of struggle and persistence, which is the best quality.

7. Domestic violence is the deprivation of the economic and physical rights of the victimized woman by the perpetrator. If a husband always talks about his wife being ugly and unattractive, this is also a form of domestic violence and emotional abuse.

8. Don’t fall in love with a married man who still swears to you that he will leave his wife and children to marry you. If they really have no feelings, they will naturally get divorced instead of saying incomprehensible things to you all day long.

9. It is said that girlfriend is the scientific name of lover. It sounds more solemn, just like roses are called roses in biology, or the legal term for divorce is divorce by agreement.

10. When you are in love, money is used to replace beautiful clothes to buy romance. When you are married, money is used to offer firewood, rice, oil and salt to solve diapers.

11. Even if the client is Pan Jinlian, since you are Pan Jinlian’s attorney, you must defend her from Pan Jinlian’s standpoint.

12. Now that there is a new society and women are liberated, I have to divorce you.

13. In the elevator, I heard two and a half-year-old children criticizing the rich man Jin for pretending to be cool. When I went out to walk my children, I saw several aunts mocking the vanity of a passing young woman carrying a certain big-name bag. It reminds me of a bitter old classmate of mine who always likes to laugh at people who drive luxury cars because they are violent. Another divorced relative thinks that showing happiness online is the most tacky thing. Regarding this matter, I think you have the right to look down on many things only if you have at least obtained them, or have the ability to obtain them.

Xinyiwu

14. How many tears does love need to water before it can grow into a strong forest.

15. The only person in the world who has this kind of weird logic is your mother.

16. Marriage is often not as good as people imagine, and divorce is often worse than people imagine.

17. Divorce is not allowed for marriages in Ireland, but you can choose to have a period of up to Just yuan. Choosing a year means that you don't understand marriage yet, so I will give you a thick marriage book to learn from, while choosing a year only has a piece of paper with a short message: I wish you a long life. How many years of marriage will you choose?

18. People, it is most reliable to make money by yourself. These days, it is better to rely on yourself than anyone else.

19. How many times have you said "I love you" to so many people?

20. She saw through that Li Houlin, the papery so-called diamond prince, was really fake and shoddy, with no chance of developing into a potential stock. She learned from the experience and made the divorce public, and it was over.

21. When I was a child, my father always beat my mother when he came back from drinking. At that time, he could do nothing but cry. When he grew up, he couldn't stand it anymore. He shouted at his poor mother: Do you love him? Divorce him if you don't love him, don't be so worthless! The mother choked for a while and said to him with tears: Mom doesn't love him, but she loves you.

22. If you like a man, you might as well like those kittens and puppies.

23. Missing is a disease. Fortunately, I was sick and you were sick too; unfortunately, you recovered, but I couldn't afford to be sick.

24. Many unhappy marriages are just a long struggle after the death of love. Opens Wald Schwarz

25. The only time my wife and I had orgasms at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

26. I have been waiting for a long time, waiting for you to say that we will go together in the future, but what I waited for was a mirage

27. I used to secretly like you! But you are divorced now, why can't you accept me?

28. You ask me if I love you all day long, and if I love you, let me prove it to you. How can I prove it to you?

29. You have your position, and I have my interests.

30. Unfortunate love is when two people who love each other get married, but then find that they are not suitable for each other and cannot live happily together. (Norwegian dramatist) Ikarson

31. Don’t cry all the time, there are not so many people who love you in the world. What to say about divorce

What to say about divorce

1. Once again, I discovered that I must get divorced, and I want everyone to know his scandal. Haha, I am looking forward to it. I have not wanted to be with him for a long time. He is a bitch. It's disgusting. I feel sick when I see his face and body. He always sends me nude photos of him. It's really disgusting.

2. The relationship between partners is just like getting married. Marriage is a misunderstanding, but divorce is understanding. If you think about why you get divorced, you will not be afraid of getting married. Getting married is easy, happiness is difficult, and wanting to be happy all the time is even harder.

3. When getting divorced in the future, you should also act it out in reverse order according to the marriage process. Notify relatives and friends, return the money, take the wedding video car to the mother-in-law's downstairs, set off firecrackers, and finally pick up the daughter-in-law and return it to her family. . . A good beginning and a good end. .

4. Older people will not find divorce and breakup so difficult to accept. People say that at forty there is no confusion and at fifty one knows destiny. We cannot deny the vision and mind that time brings to people. We cannot expect young people to be content and just go with the flow. But at least be prepared to face difficulties. Difficulties will turn into stories. People with stories will be wonderful.

5. I am discussing the distribution of divorce property with my wife, and finally reached the following agreement. The three houses belong to me, and the five-year-old daughter belongs to her. Now we are two steps away from divorce, three houses, and having a daughter until she turns five.

6. Divorce is a way to prevent further harm. It is a last resort, in order to stop losses and have new opportunities. At the same time, it also gave myself a chance to wake up in the future.

7. After working, the circle of contacts became more and more fixed, so we started to go on blind dates and were introduced by family and friends. And such a rapidly changing society is full of turbulence, temptation, helplessness, and deception. Therefore, even those who get married early have a high divorce rate and unknown unhappiness.

8. I want to get the divorce certificate as soon as possible. Even if I never get married, I will not give in to myself. Sunbu has ruined my youth for so many years. In this life, I want to marry my best friend. Loving someone is already impossible.

9. When a newlywed wife is diagnosed with cancer and the husband wants a divorce, he can only say that the relationship before marriage was not deep enough. This kind of thing is uncomfortable for everyone. It cannot be just a simple matter. Pretend to say what will happen to you. Personally, I feel that marriage must have a certain emotional foundation, at least it will not break up just when a major accident occurs.

10. All the suffering is just for my son. Divorce means the possibility of losing custody of my son. I can’t take this step. I can’t lose my son. However, how should I act with him? Go down? How could I pretend to be indifferent to the pain in my heart? How could I still treat him as if nothing had happened with my bleeding heart? We both hate each other, but son, my son, what should I do? What should I do so as not to lose you?

11. It is so easy to get married, and so easy to get divorced. A boat that has not experienced waves on the lake will not be able to raise its sails to turn the tide when it reaches the sea. The rising sun is beautiful, and it’s nice to enjoy it alone.

12. Lying in the hospital bed facing the cold life-saving equipment, Xinlian thought that if she could go back to the past, she would not devote all her family's efforts to help her husband develop his career, only to end up with such a miserable wife. The situation of going down to the hall. A flash of white light took her back to the beginning of her marriage. I want to divorce you, Xinlian said, and then she saw her husband's sharp and sinister eyes and the sharp knife he raised. She realized that her fate had already been decided, and she could only be destroyed by this man.

13. In the workplace, the so-called sense of security means that if your company goes bankrupt at any time, you can find a job with the same income. In a marriage, the so-called sense of security means that whenever you get divorced, you can be able to raise your children alone without reducing your quality of life. When you have money, your living standard improves, and you see more of the world, you have more possibilities. You can look for a man or not, and you can also meet a man of a higher level.

14. You went through a lot of things before me. You dated several girlfriends, got divorced, and met me within a few days! I know nothing about you! And I told you my only first love experience, and I also told you when I had dinner with him, but you didn’t tell me anything about your past! I simply thought you just had a few girlfriends, and I didn’t mind either! What's more, you suddenly told me that you applied for a divorce certificate! I know I'm the stupidest.

15. I’m finally divorced. I don’t know whether I should be happy or sad for you. Your kind and gentle character, your strong and determined personality, your tolerance, your patience, your dedication, your innocence... I have you. Only when you have a family, you are called happiness, and you will definitely be happy. I think what the TV series wants to convey to the audience, in addition to happiness, may be more about cherishing and thinking more about each other so as not to leave the show.

16. Many people like to judge others from their own standpoint. It is wrong to be ugly, it is wrong to have no money, and it is wrong not to give up your seat to the elderly on the bus. It's not normal not to get married, it's not normal to get divorced, it's not normal not to buy a house, it's not normal to change jobs from a central enterprise, it's not normal to be beautiful and beautiful. You think it’s up to you to punish evil and promote good in this world, and the whole world needs you to worry about. In fact, it is purely because the Holy Mother is too devoted. Be careful, you will always have to pay back if you come out to fool around.

17. My heart is full of holes, but I don’t feel any pain at all. From now on, I will never mention divorce again, and I will never ignore my own body again, because I am not good to myself. If people treat me well, I will live happily and freely, and for my daughter, I will live a wonderful life!

18. Why do people get divorced? This is the most rational answer I have ever seen. The essence of marriage is cooperation. As long as it is cooperation, there is a problem of resource matching. If you fly too fast, you It will throw the opponent away. If you fly too slowly, you will be thrown away by the opponent.

19. Dong Jie filed for divorce. Pan Yueming and Pan Yueming have never received any information related to the trial of the case. We still want to divorce.

20. So men, men must be responsible, endure hardships, and afford a family. You must be able to marry and support your wife. If a man cannot support his wife, his wife will divorce you in the future. I also need to be able to reward my wife and not beat her. Behind me, a father and son were walking and chatting. The main thing was that the father talked and the son listened. The son looked like a high school student.

21. I am too lazy to respond to what he said about me. I have heard too many times that you are not good-looking, your face is not as good as mine, your body is dark, you have many scars, and you still feel good about yourself. He also said the night before that he never said he was divorced outside, so how could he admit that you were his girlfriend. Liu Jie, keep writing. Aren’t you just posting your Weibo posts to me on purpose?

22. Reluctantly maintain an unhappy marriage because you are afraid of the unfamiliar single life; you no longer remember what life was like before marriage, so you don’t know what your life will be like after divorce. How about it. Although married life as you know it is unsatisfying, it is still much safer than single life.

23. Even though I got divorced, I was still smiling. It was because I didn’t choose well. It was because my karma was too heavy, so I didn’t find a good man. I just let it go and smiled, and a man immediately came to see me. Fucked her. It hurts my heart, it hurts, it hurts my heart and lungs, oh, I don’t want to live anymore, who will look for you? This is self-torture after being unable to figure things out.

24. I feel that if I get divorced one day, I really won’t leave a thread to the other party.

25. When you are in love, you argue about breaking up every day. After getting married, you keep arguing about divorce. Maybe what I thought was the most suitable thing at the beginning was actually just making do. All my life, I have been shouting to live for myself, but in fact, I have never lived a day for myself. Now that I have a child, I don’t know how long I can last, maybe one year, maybe two years, maybe today, maybe tomorrow...

26. After watching The Third Love, the domineering president fell in love with Cinderella, beauty is really king, it doesn’t matter if you get divorced or even have children. Good times don't last long, fairy tales are all lies

27. Anyway, you are shameless, I believe you are not afraid. I don't care anymore. You have told him to get lost countless times, and he is just showing off. You should use all your strength to force him to divorce and separate. Please Gu Songsong don’t come back and tell you that you miss your old relationship, you are a scumbag! I don’t need you to reminisce about old feelings. Damn it, learn my style and write for me every day. Liu Jie, can you be a little creative? You are just so mean. It wouldn't be a pity to beat you to death.

28. Many appearances seem peaceful and happy. In fact, one knows one's own warmth and coldness. On the surface, it looks like they are rich and have huge industries, but in fact, they are cheating on their projects or waiting for mergers and bankruptcies. The same goes for relationships. Show affection and happiness on the outside. There are so many people who are struggling internally whether to divorce or break up. So don’t compare other people’s lives with your own. It is not comparable per se.

29. I had a dream about three friends. The first couple who had been dating for six years broke up; the second couple who had been married for one year divorced; the third one I dreamed about the wedding scene! Talk about the space of divorce

Talk about the space of divorce

1. If you don’t love me, please let go.

2. Look forward to the end of the world, and everyone will settle down with their destiny.

3. Too much discomfort, I am tired.

4. Finally walked out of the grave of love.

5. It’s divided, as long as you are happy!

6. Since you can’t catch it, why not give it a try.

7. The boss lady said she really loves to feed dogs.

8. As far as your thoughts go, get away from me!

9. A marriage certificate cannot guarantee the quality of a marriage.

10. A person must go on soberly and resolutely.

11. Get lost, labor and management don’t need your cheap love.

12. I just suddenly felt sad.

13. After a breakup, the bridge returns to the bridge and the road returns to the road.

14. They say marriage is the tomb of emotions. I want to blow up the corpse!

15. Why should some people and some things be so important?

16. The memories are still warm, but the commitment has cooled.

17. In fact, in my heart, you are just a passerby.

18. Don’t tell others when you are sad, because others don’t care.

19. I will give up when it’s time to give up, and I will never miss it.

20. Meeting is just a work of God, falling in love is just a matter of imagination.

21. We are all the same. In the end, we were bruised and bruised by love.

22. The less you get, the less sad you will be when you lose.

23. Sometimes, I just feel tired and miserable for no reason.

24. If your love fades and you don’t want to continue that relationship, just let me go.

25. I really want to pack my luggage and go wandering, leaving this worldly world.

26. How many times have you said "I love you" to so many people?

27. No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only beautiful for a few seconds.

28. Don’t cry easily, there are not so many people who love you in the world.

29. To others it is called divorce, but to me it is not called divorce, it is called dismissal.

30. It’s not that I don’t know, I just want to see how you act to me.

31. It is not the mistresses who are hateful, but the mistresses who cannot withstand the temptation.

32. I am tired, really tired, and it’s time to leave your world in style.

33. Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

34. I once gave you all my love to squander, but you dismissed me.

35. How many tears are needed to water love before it can grow into a strong forest.

36. Sometimes, it is best not to say anything at all. Some people are not worth wasting your breath.

37. If the world ignores you, you can treat it this way.

38. When a person has the idea of ????leaving, he is destined to never return to his original position.

39. I have been waiting for a long time, waiting for you to say that we will go together in the future, but what I waited for was a mirage.

40. My love has broken its wings and cannot continue to fly in the wind.

41. I know that sooner or later I will be sold by you and help you count the money, haha.

42. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt something you previously believed in.

43. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support them.

44. Companionship is an existence that is too much to ask for. Anyone can leave without saying goodbye.

45. What belongs to you will always be yours. What doesn’t belong to you, you must learn to act as if nothing has happened!

46. I just want to delete you from my memory quickly, and I don’t want to think of anything about you anymore.

47. Marriage is not about staring into each other’s eyes, but about staring at the same goal and moving forward together.

48. Instead of marrying a cold and ruthless smart woman, it is better to marry a sentimental and dull woman.

49. Women are divided into two types: those who marry and those who do not, and men are divided into two types: those who marry voluntarily and those who are forced to marry.

50. A woman marries in order to survive. In essence, she is no different from a prostitute. It is just a wholesale and retail relationship.

51. The legal age for marriage for men is years, and the legal age for soldiering is years. This shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy.

52. The relationship between husband and wife after marriage is not about unilateral demands and giving. Only by doing their best and getting what they deserve can they be maximized.

53. Those who have no money raise pigs, and those who have money raise dogs. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. A poor wife and secretary, a rich secretary and wife.

54. A happy marriage requires not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping feelings in your own heart will push your wife out of your life.

55. He must be older than me, even if it is just one day older; he must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter taller; he must be better than me in ability, even if he only makes one penny more.

56. In fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs spending the winter. If they are close, they will hurt each other. If they are not close, it will be cold! We have to pull out each other's thorns before we can live together well!

57. If you want to live a happy life, only two people can unite. Because half a ball cannot roll, the important task for every adult is to find the half that matches him.

58. Divorce has a hundred advantages, but one disadvantage is that it feels like everything has been wasted; being single has a hundred advantages, but one disadvantage is that you don’t have anything in your heart. Declined.

59. Before deciding to divorce, there is a long, painful and difficult process of thinking about the reasons, that is, the process of comprehensively providing the basis for one's decision from the perspective of personal needs, interests, insights and values.

60. Married people live with half-open eyes and half-closed eyes. There are no perfect men and women in the world. If you keep your eyes open for too long, or shine in the magic mirror for too long, I am afraid that even God will be affected. Find fault.

61. Domestic violence is the deprivation of the economic and physical rights of the victimized woman by the perpetrator. If a husband always talks about his wife being ugly and unattractive, this is also a form of domestic violence and emotional abuse.

62. Even in the best marriage, there will be times in your life when you have the thought of divorce and the urge to strangle the other person to death. Even in the happiest job, there will be times when you have the idea of ????resigning and the struggle to persevere. This is the best quality.

63. Married people should not divorce lightly, and once divorced, do not expect to look back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose, you must learn to let go in time.

64. If you fall in love, I will wait for you to break up; if you get married, I will wait for you to divorce; if you do not divorce, I will wait for you to be widowed; if you die in front of your husband, I will rush to take care of you. I bought the cemetery. If you are well, I will have a spare tire until old age.

65. Married people should not divorce lightly, and once divorced, do not expect to look back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose, you must learn to let go in time. Remarrying after divorce is the most unforgivable and stupid mistake in life.

66. I have also seen situations where the couple’s talks broke down before getting married. The man was forced to regret it by the woman’s demands, while the woman regretted it and tried her best to chase after him. This is This result is not dreamy at all. There is no other meaning in saying this. Let me share with you the lessons learned from the past.

67. Divorce is not allowed for marriages in Ireland, but you can choose to have a term of up to 20 years. Failure to renew after expiration is equivalent to automatic divorce. However, the shorter the time, the higher the fee. The annual registration fee is equivalent to more than 10,000 yuan. It only costs 1 yuan. Being married for one year means that you don't understand marriage, so you have a thick marriage book to read, but in the year of choice, there is only a piece of paper with a sentence written on it, I wish you a long life.