What are some funny jokes that make people laugh to death?

I pointed at the steamed dumplings. "Auntie, let's have two siomai." "Okay." The aunt in the cafeteria quickly gave me two spring rolls and gave me a dollar. I think we are all people with worries. 2. A buck, it walked, faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer)!!! 3. When will Taiwan want to be reunified? When buying instant noodles

4. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid boy?" His father said: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?"

5. The glass and the coffee cup were crossing the road together. Suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming! As a result, the glass cup was hit by a car, but the coffee cup was fine. Why? Coffee cups have ears!

6. There are two types of people I hate the most:

One is racial discrimination; the other is black people; the third is illiterate!

7. When my daughter came back from kindergarten, I asked her what kind of meal was given in the kindergarten at noon. She replied: chive buns. I asked more about leek meat or leek eggs. She thought for a while and then said calmly: "Only the leek itself."

8. The high temperature has continued recently. The reporter was interviewing citizens and met a black man on the road. He asked: "Can you tell me whether it is Shanghai fever or Africa fever?" "Is it hot?" the black man replied, "I repeat, I am not from Africa, I got my tan in Shanghai!"