How to deal with the husband stealing vegetables?

1, the husband is for love, not for anger. To love your husband is to love yourself.

When my husband wants to eat apples, he will wash them immediately. Experience has proved that the result of pushing is not only harmful, but also the time and energy consumed can be washed out.

Be clear about what you want to eat when ordering. If no one likes to eat or only one person likes to eat after ordering, then make a big fuss.

Never say goodbye or divorce when quarreling, lest you can't get off the stage in the future. If I am wrong, after the quarrel, I will pretend to be cute, pathetic, elf mouse, crayon Shinchan and cherry meatballs. In a word, I will stick to him stubbornly. It works every time! If I am right and he is wrong, I will put on a stepmother's face and give him some opportunities to speak. GG will apologize to me sincerely, so sincerely that I can't hold my face.

Try not to use food (especially fruit, which is very heavy) as a gift, so as not to forget it after eating.

6. Try to be less angry and cry more when quarreling. When my wife was my girlfriend, I was at a loss when she cried. I am most afraid of women crying, so every time she cries, I immediately hug and kiss, and pretend to be a monkey and learn from a puppy. As a result, she still wants to pinch me and bite me, saying that I deserve to mind my own business. Oh, that's ridiculous.

7. Be sure to remember your husband's birthdays (solar calendar and lunar calendar), and be the first to say happy birthday to your husband.

8. Get into the habit of laughing when you see your husband (imagine walking with you, because his bulging belly makes people can't tell who is pregnant). Especially when you come home from work and open the door.

9. When you need your husband to accompany you and your husband can't, imagine that you are the wife of a national defender and tell him: You are busy, I can.

10, pay attention to women's characteristics when soft grinding hard foam.

1 1. When he is half asleep and half awake, kiss him and tuck him in.

12. Pretend to admire him when he praises himself and show hope for a happy life in the future. In fact, more men love to show off their benefits to women. Just listen. Because he just wants you to "worship" him, remember to give him a positive look forever.

13. When you watch TV or DVD and see the tragic marriage life in the story, think about how good your husband is to you. If he is not in, call him. If he is here, just cry at him for a while and say, shall we not do that?

14, after her husband pursued you, she showed great excitement and said, "Husband, you are the best to me!" As an encouragement.

15, occasionally tell my husband in a casual tone, for example, a male colleague just came to invite you to coffee, but you refused because you wanted to buy you a T-shirt.

16, since you chose to spend your life with him, don't fantasize about changing him, only you can change yourself. Education is useless, but influence is feasible. If it still doesn't work, get ready to retreat before falling out with him. Women like men, 80% is right, but women will never be satisfied with men, 100% is true. Women always want to transform men according to their own wishes and imagination, especially boyfriends (even when they become husbands). After all, other men have nothing to do with me, and it's not as convenient as boyfriend's transformation. Just consider him an experiment.

17. Use his money to keep fit and buy clothes and cosmetics. In his eyes, at least you are better off than every age. And this is easy to do as long as you are willing to modify it. Men are willing to pay for the beauty of their wives. In fact, a really good man is often willing to spend money on his beloved woman, because it is a kind of enjoyment for him. In his eyes, when a woman spends his money, she looks the cutest, just like a blooming flower, especially delicate and charming. Men feel satisfied, proud, valuable and meaningful for making money.

18, find something good for yourself when you are bored, and it doesn't matter if you spend more money. Remember not to choose to chat with men. Once an affair breaks out, the best result is that you often fall into a dilemma of going out and not going out.

19, the shortcomings of the husband should be divided into two. There are no absolute shortcomings and advantages in the world. If he is lazy, then he will have more rest time; If he has no money, then he is less likely to cheat; If he is ugly, the possibility of a third party will be less; If he is not motivated, he will focus all his attention on you. Don't think that there really will be a man who never wears like a radar watch. It's not that I'm not satisfied, but that I'm really not satisfied. But this is not to completely deny the existence of a "new good man". Men always have some shortcomings. Finding a lovely person with shortcomings is the best choice, and finding someone who dares to show you your shortcomings.

20. When a man is working, studying and thinking, don't try to turn his attention to you. Because they are tired of running for the same family, the only thing they can do at the moment is to give him a quiet space. You can add water to his quick drink cup or cook a pot of pig's trotters and tremella soup. He will feel particularly warm after finishing his work and drinking a bowl of wine with sporadic lights outside the window.