Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - QQ space is super funny. Talking about Daquan and beautiful women is not necessarily a bosom friend, but also a disaster.

QQ space is super funny. Talking about Daquan and beautiful women is not necessarily a bosom friend, but also a disaster.

1 Mom says his wife is virtuous, but I think she is too idle to do anything.

If you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. If you dress up, the ghost will be paralyzed.

Be careful to keep the boat going forever. Feed the fish casually,

Since I changed my dinner time to 7 o'clock at home, I have formed a good habit of watching the news broadcast.

Advertisements tell people that money can be spent like this.

My mother says my wife is virtuous. I think she is too idle to do anything!

If I have a pair of eyes that can shed tears, it is worthwhile for me to suffer in my life.

8- Read other people's stories and write your own life.

Act decisively, pay the bill immediately after shopping, and eat immediately when you are hungry.

10 always felt that the future was boundless, but now I always feel that the future is not bright.

1 1 When I was a child, I often dreamed of becoming the focus of attention when I grew up. I picked a load of dung and gave it to anyone who didn't like it when I went to the street.

12 You are not ugly, but ugly!

13 God gave me a task to take a snail for a walk.

14 There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, there are naturally.

15 You have been laughing since just now. Your stomach should hurt!

16 I always felt that the future was boundless, but now I always feel that the future is not bright.

17 I'll send you thousands of miles away. Your life and death are hard to guess.

18 is about to take the exam, but others are reviewing, and Russia is previewing. It's a tragedy.

19 You said you loved the wrong person.

Society has style, brother has style, but brother is not the object you want …

2 1 If you want to pick the moon, please look at your altitude first.

The salary has not been paid yet, and the tears have already fallen.

Beauty is not necessarily a confidant, but also a disaster.

Every time I am hungry, I feel that I can swallow the whole world. Every time I eat, I find that the world I want is so little.

Poor grades don't mean I can't survive in society.

As a house girl, I am very satisfied with my behavior. . . .

I won't take the initiative to contact you, and you won't take the initiative to contact me, so we will waste it until we forget each other.

You are not ugly, but ugly!

Leave a word you hate the most, I love you,

You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, you can't give yourself happiness.

The leaking cup is not filled enough, and the leaking inner tube can't be filled.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

Qq space sad love talk about alienation is not necessarily annoying, may be too fond of it.

1. Life boils down to a simple choice: get busy living or get busy dying. -"The Shawshank Redemption"

Second, when there is something wrong with your body, you will realize that all your troubles are fart. You have nothing to do when you are full, and a healthy life is more important than anything else.

I feel safest when you are willing to tell me everything.

I waited for this opportunity for three years, not to prove that I am better than others, but to prove that I must get back what I lost.

Five, there are two levers in the world that can drive people to act, benefit and fear. -Napoleon

6. The noise and light in the world, the happiness and luck in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, they passed by, and the warmth poured in like a spring. I have no expectations. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

Seven, remember: a little close to the outspoken problem must be changed.

8. I don't know when I became so sad. I keep asking myself why I am so tired. Sometimes I can't face myself like this and repeat the same life every day. I often stay alone in the house. I don't know when I can get used to being alone, whether I have changed or time has changed. I always thought I was a very strong person, but I forgot that I was also a child who was afraid of the dark.

Nine, I am sad, because I have been lonely, I am sad, because no one has ever paid attention to me, I am sad, because you can't stay with me. I didn't cry, but I won't forget that pain is a brand, engraved in my heart and unforgettable.

Ten, alienation is not necessarily annoying, but may be too fond of it.

Eleven, the mood has a feeling of helplessness and helplessness, like floating smoke. There is an empty sadness in my heart, like dust blown by the wind, which makes people sad. Depression is full of heart, full, like a dark cloud filled the sky.

Twelve, all happiness and freedom must have a stronghold, an island in the heart, and when you set sail, you will know that you can come back at any time, so that the journey will be truly happy. It turns out that there must be constant persistence behind freedom in order to become real freedom. -Xi Murong "Give me an island"

Thirteen, now I feel that no matter how many days we talk, it is better to meet once. Too many people become people who want to see it but can't see it right away.

Anyway, I finally believe that the world is beautiful.

Fifteen, human beings care about all feelings that cannot be returned, and they very much hope that all feelings can be answered. -Losebinne's four accents

Everyone is busy, either busy living or busy dying. There are only two options.

17. I don't want to design my own destiny, but I can't survive the rest of my life just by being willful. -Tao Lixia

18. The black sky smells strange, and the air is filled with a feeling of depression, which makes people suffocate.

Nineteen, actually, I am very tired. I am used to pretending to be strong and facing everything alone. I don't know what I want. Sometimes we can chat happily with you, or we can be presumptuous, but no one knows it's just a disguise, a deliberate disguise; I can make myself happy, but I can't find the source of happiness, just giggle.

Twenty, we have to experience many things every day, and all the happy and unhappy things are precipitated in our hearts. Whether you are tired or not depends on your own mentality; The room of the soul will be full of dust if it is not cleaned. A dusty heart will become gloomy and confused. Dust removal can light up a gloomy heart; Only by forgetting yesterday can we bid farewell to unnecessary troubles; If you lose your pain, you will have more room for happiness.

I can't protect you if I don't have a knife. If I had a knife, I couldn't hug you. Edward Scissorhands

It is the enemy who is happy for your sorrow, the friend who is happy for your happiness, and the confidant who is sad for your sorrow.

Twenty-three, living in a gray world, although monotonous, will not feel disappointed or sad.

The happiest thing in life is not that others bring you happiness, but that you send happiness to others.

Twenty-five, love is really not a thing. If you care too much, you will get hurt. If you don't care, others will get hurt. -Shakespeare

The tattooed person is not necessarily a rogue, he may be Yue Fei.

1, the tattoo is not necessarily a rogue, he may be Yue Fei.

Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt them.

Playing the lute to the cow is nothing, but talking to the cow is the real skill.

4. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God and my dharma name is Tathagata.

What I hate is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

6. You snuck into my room, got into my bed and tried to kiss me, damn it, you mosquito.

Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

8. My predecessor broke up with me for Xiaosan, and I seduced Xiaosan's father for revenge. Now, my ex and her mistress call me mom. I want to see who is more cruel.

9. When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing is that the toilet was discovered before people woke up.

10, stealing food is not my fault, but my mouth is really lonely.

1 1. Don't worry about what was taken away. All that can be taken away is rubbish.

12, showing half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it just means your underwear is small.

13. I don't care if you make me angry for the first time. You made me angry for the second time. Who are you? I'll shoot you the third time I come back.

14, if you never leave me, you will be forced to die.

15, your smile is brighter than that shit in the sun.

16, there are two things you don't have to worry about the shit you pulled out and the people you don't contact.

17, living in this fucking age, we must have a fucking mentality.

18, some boys dare to say they like it with a photo. Do you like it? No, this is called shopping!

19, "Insomnia" is also called "being trapped into a dog as soon as you learn to read, and being fucking refreshed as soon as you lie down"

20. Since you are not allowed to fall in love, simply don't send a school uniform, lest others say you are a couple.

2 1, women are trouble, men are troublemakers.

22. Say you don't listen. You don't understand. I see. You don't do this. You did and you made a mistake. Wrong, but you deny it. Admit you without changing. You wouldn't accept it either. If you don't agree, don't say it. what am I supposed to do?

23. "Hello, I'm Liu Bei!" "I am Guan Yu!" "I am Zhang Fei!" "We are Ada Feiyu, the Three Kingdoms Sky Mission!" Cao Cao: "We all need courage to face Ada Feiyu." ...

24. In the first grade of primary school, once in a quiet class, I saw the classmate sitting in front of me quietly take a look at his ass with his hand, then quietly hold his tight hand out of the window and quietly open it in the wind ... More than ten years have passed, and I have never seen such a person with a sense of public morality. ...

25. I asked my friend, "Do you guys look at girls' breasts or legs first?" He looked at me and said, "I usually look at my eyes first." I immediately thought he was a deep person, and then I heard him slowly add, "If she doesn't find me looking at her, she will always look at her breasts. "

About letting go of love: letting go is not necessarily love, but also letting go.

1, why am I still so worried about losing you, even though you are no longer mine?

It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, and the east wind has started and a hundred flowers have blossomed. In spring, silkworms will weave until they die, wax torches will turn to dust and tears will flow dry.

3. Never say what I think, because I think it is the most unreliable.

You touched my heart. How could I forget easily?

Love is gone before you know the pain of being abandoned by love.

6. Letting go is not necessarily love but letting go.

I didn't say I hate you, but if you get angry and I have water, I'll drink it in front of you.

8. If you need a ring to prove your love, then the problem is not just the absence of a ring.

9. When love fades away, it's like a speeding car on the highway, and you can't stop if you want to.

10, as long as you pass, love yourself more. There will be no vows in my world.

1 1, in fact, the best day is nothing more than I am making you laugh, so warm for a lifetime.

12, friends are the wind, friends are the rain, and friends can accomplish things.

13, I have nothing to say to you but turn a blind eye.

14, because the earth is round, so we will meet again.

15, I love you, not because I want to be with you, but because I will never hurt you.