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Tell me about your feelings during the winter vacation

1. The winter vacation only lasts for 20 days. These days, it takes 33 days to even fall in love.

2. I have a skill that can finish my winter vacation homework in two days, but this TM is actually a passive skill that will not be triggered until the last two days.

3. You always say that the winter vacation is far away, but half of it has passed in the blink of an eye.

4. Winter vacation is my beauty, summer vacation is my beauty, why are you the light bulb between us?

5. "Why does the winter vacation go by so fast?" "Because we don't have mornings."

6. My winter vacation homework is like a group of concubines vying for favor and can't wait to sleep with me, but Since the winter vacation, I have been diligent in government and caring for the people, caring about Tencent and Sina, and have not even stepped into the harem.

7. When dating Mr. Winter Holiday, there will always be a mistress named Winter Holiday Homework.

8. I originally thought I would start a vigorous study during the winter vacation, but later I found that finishing the winter vacation homework was a problem.

9. I broke up with the winter vacation, and it’s all because of the bitch Kick-off!

10. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "It expands with heat and shrinks with cold." "Then why do you have the same amount of homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

11. I just like the desperate feeling of catching up on homework on the last day of winter vacation. I feel like I am possessed by the god of learning.

12. "Describe your winter vacation in one sentence." "You can't pass the fifteenth day after the first grade of junior high school!"

13. The ugly person has completed his winter vacation homework, but Handsome people have already seen through everything. If you are ugly, write first. If I am handsome, I will be casual.

14. After a month of winter vacation, I copied my homework for a day. The teacher glanced at it and I knelt down during the exam.

15. I may not be online recently. Don’t think that I am dead. I am just going to make up for my pile of winter vacation homework.

16. Winter vacation homework is actually for you to write for a month, and the teacher will write a review.

17. "What is the most sadistic love triangle in the world?" "I like winter vacation, winter vacation likes homework, and homework likes me!"

18. I had the guts to do it I had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

19. “If that winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage” “Then why don’t I exercise my rights early”

20. It’s not winter vacation yet, students, don’t Sad, although you have a late holiday, but you start school early.

21. Before Mr. Winter Vacation passed away, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: "Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me."

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22. One winter vacation has passed, my words have become ugly, I have become stupid, and I have forgotten everything I learned.

23. When you see a round meat ball entering the classroom at the beginning of school, please don’t be surprised, because that is me who was full of food during the winter vacation.

24. "Wow, it's snowing" "No, it's God tearing up his winter vacation homework"

25. Without any precautions or worries, you are like this The beginning of school, during my winter vacation, brought me tragedy, and I couldn't help it.

26. "Have you had a happy winter vacation?" "Only happiness, no joy"

27. Teacher, I have saved my homework for the winter vacation and have feelings. Submitted, is it done?

28. "Do you want to make a date during the winter vacation?" "I'll make a date if I pass math." I felt a thump in my heart. This was probably the last time we met.

29. I made an appointment with my classmates that on the evening of the 30th, I would watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm.

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They asked me if the statement "Smoking is harmful to health" on the cigarette pack is true? I answered them decisively, this is like the "Happy Winter Vacation" on our winter vacation homework.

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