Ningbo Dialect Translation (Ningbo Renbang)

Woman: idiot, what are you doing here?

M: Nothing. I was just thinking about you.

Woman: What do you miss me?

M: I want to know when you can set a wedding date so that I can see you every day.

Woman: Last time your mother said May Day, it seemed that the house had not been decorated.

M: I miss it day and night. I'd better be with you every day. What about you?

Woman: Like you, I'm bored alone.

M: I think it won't be finished until National Day, so I can sleep in bed every day.

Woman: You always tease me and take advantage of me. It makes you feel good, doesn't it?

Man: You will always be my wife sooner or later, won't you?

W: How do you know? Maybe one day we quarreled and broke up, not necessarily.

Man: Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and the more noisy, the more love. There is a good saying: no matter how my tears flow, you don't look back.

Woman: God, you are disgusting. What he said is very emotional. We Ningbo people generally say disgusting, "disgusting"-dirty.

Man: Why are you pretending to be so serious? It doesn't matter if you say it. You just called me an idiot. I'll call you Dong (that's what Ningbo dialect calls each other). You are my wife, I am Dong, and people must envy us to death.

Woman: All right, suit yourself, idiot. Shall we have dinner at the usual place at 5 o'clock tonight?

Man: All right, Dong, be good. I'll wait for you at the usual place.