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Tell me about the strange things you met in your hometown in the countryside?
When I was in junior high school, I went back to my grandfather's house for the summer vacation. My grandparents lived with my fourth uncle at that time. When I was studying, I would go back to my hometown every year to help my grandfather and uncle collect rice and transplant seedlings. That year was no exception.
I remember that day very clearly. I went out with my fourth uncle, my cousin and his dog to take pictures of the eels in the field that night and didn't come back until almost twelve o'clock in the evening. When I came back, the fourth uncle's dog kept barking, and the chicken in the chicken coop kept barking. The fourth uncle's dog didn't bark very much, even if strangers came, but it was strange that night and kept barking. In order to prevent chickens from crowing, grandpa poured a pot of water into the chicken coop. The chickens were quiet for a while and continued to make trouble. It took almost an hour to calm down. That night, grandpa said that he didn't sleep well all night and his eyelids kept jumping.
The next day, we suddenly got the news that my little uncle (fifth uncle) died. He left at twelve o'clock last night. At this time, my grandfather realized that it was my uncle's soul who came back last night. ...
Today, I tell a strange story about seven little suckling pigs:
At the foot of Taihang Mountain, there is a village in Yujiazhuang, and an artist named Yu Deshui. Yu Deshui made a fortune as a contractor outside, and his wife ran a small pig farm in the village, which was also very prosperous, raising a boar and several sows to sell piglets. Both husband and wife are able to build the first building in the village. In the past two years, they have sold a garden house in the county town and are going to marry their son in a few years.
At the end of last year 10, Yu Deshui took on another big project in the provincial capital and went home to get something to prepare for the groundbreaking ceremony. It happened that a sow gave birth to seven piglets that night, so Yu Deshui had a strange idea when he saw seven piglets.
At every groundbreaking ceremony, Yudeshui worships mountain gods, land gods and wealth gods. Tributes are pig heads, chickens, ducks and fruit snacks.
This time, Yu Deshui thought that if these seven suckling pigs were dedicated to the immortals, the immortals would be happy and I would be lucky.
Yu Deshui put seven little suckling pigs that didn't eat a few mouthfuls of sow's milk into the car and pulled them to the construction site. The seven workers who arrived first slaughtered the suckling pigs, cleaned them and tied them with red ribbons for later use.
At noon the next day, Yu Deshui arranged seven little suckling pigs and other tributes at the construction site, nailed the portraits of the land father-in-law and the god of wealth on a board with thumbtacks, arranged them neatly, and prayed respectfully.
Suddenly a gust of wind, the portrait of the father-in-law and the god of wealth, who had been suppressed, floated into the air and disappeared.
At this time, some of the guests who came to pay tribute muttered: immortals are not subject to this gift.
After the ceremony, Yu Deshui wanted to accompany the guests to a restaurant for dinner, so he said to seven workers: Seven suckling pigs, one for each of you. Let's eat them when they are ripe.
Worker two dog said: I heard that roast suckling pig is a famous dish, so let's roast suckling pig.
A few people didn't know how to roast the roast suckling pig, so they pickled the suckling pig first, ate a bowl of fried noodles in a small shop at noon, bought some white wine and charcoal, and wanted to drink and eat the roast suckling pig at night.
All seven workers are skillful hands, making barbecue grills with steel bars and charcoal stoves with iron drums. One person is holding a bottle of white wine and eating a roast suckling pig.
Delicious and delicious, the pure sorghum wine that has never been eaten, seven people drank it heartily and passed out one after another.
Everyone is drunk and the charcoal stove is still burning. I don't know who knocked over the charcoal stove in a drunken dream and led out the cartons, boards and bedding in the shed. 10 The wind was very strong at the end of October, and the shed instantly burned into a big fireball.
When Yu Deshui got the news and rushed to the scene, seven people had been burnt to coke.
Yu Deshui was in shock when his cell phone rang. His wife cried and told him that something had happened at home.
In the morning, my wife and 14-year-old son carried buckets to feed the boar, but the boar didn't eat a bite, and the stone pig trough was overturned. Yu Deshui's son took a shovel, opened the pigsty door and went in to shoot wild boar. Unexpectedly, the wild boar rushed over and bit the child's penis. Yu Deshui's wife kicked and beat, and the wild boar ran out of the pigsty and disappeared.
The child was sent to the hospital in time, and his life was saved, but the doctor said that the sowing function of cultivated land was hopeless.
Yu Deshui a butt sitting on the ground, and scattered the frame, can't stand up.
It seems that it is not funny to be rich. This little suckling pig hasn't eaten a bite from you since it was born. Who are you to kill them?
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Tell me about the strange things you met in your hometown in the countryside.
Your question is quite interesting. Reminds me of what happened in my hometown during the summer vacation.
It was a hot summer vacation. I will meet it all day. I still remember it clearly.
Summer morning, just as I want to lust after the coolness of the morning and sleep for a while. I heard a loud noise coming from the yard. I ran out together and was stunned by what I saw.
My backyard is built on a dirt cliff. The earth cliff is covered with lush trees. That loud noise. It was the sound of a snake climbing a tree and falling down. There are three snakes crawling on the ground. I screamed for my mother. Father and mother came together. I saw my father decisively enter the kitchen and took out an iron fork. Put the iron fork in front of the snake. Three snakes obediently climbed up the iron fork and tangled together.
Father gently picked the snakes out of the courtyard gate, walked all the way outside the village and set them free by the big ditch.
The fright in the morning is still in the air, and in the afternoon. I went to pull the grass for the chicken according to my mother's instructions. When I got home from weeding, I was so hot that I was sweating all over. When I walk to the door, I habitually want to sit on the stone at the door and have a rest, especially when I want to sit down. When I saw the stone, there was a trace of doubt in my heart. Hey. Why does this stone look strange today? It seems smaller. I'm watching it carefully. Oh, my God, what a strange cry. I jumped so high myself.
The original reason why the stone became smaller was that the bottom of the stone was entangled by a snake, and finally only the surface of the stone was exposed, a little. It's a good thing I didn't sit on it I'll die sitting on it.
I still find it strange. I met two snakes in one day. There were many snakes at that time, but not so many times a day. This is a strange thing for me. So now I still remember it clearly.
Hello, readers
Today, I will tell you about my personal experience. There is a saying in the countryside: you can't believe it, you can't believe it.
14 years, one of my colleagues suddenly didn't come to work for three days. I didn't know until I asked the leader for leave, and we didn't take it seriously to say that my back hurts. On the fourth day, when he came to work, he told me something I couldn't believe.
He keeps rabbits, and weasels often come at night, almost every day. On that day, the weasel came again. He ran after him with a stick, and the weasel ran into the cement pipe. He took a brick to block the cement pipe, and his heart was quite Japanese.
However, I couldn't get up the next morning and it hurt all day. I thought tomorrow would be better. After a day, I still can't get up, and on the third day, I still can't get up. At this time, my family panicked. What happened? So I found the local goddess "Tai 'an dialect" and calculated the divination. "Goddess Mother" said: When you meet the fairy family, go back and think about it.
When his wife came back, my colleague thought, did my weasel block a fairy family? He released the weasel at once, and then his waist recovered. My friends, do you think the words of the local "supermom" are so accurate? It's amazing.
Is it a coincidence that the weasel is really a fairy family and the big fairy in the countryside is so accurate?
I remember when I was in primary school, I had a Spring Festival for one year. Because there was nothing interesting in the countryside at that time, a group of our close friends went to drill caves. There is a cave, which is neither big nor deep, but the stalactites in the cave are very beautiful. It wasn't long before you walked in. But if you want to see a deeper landscape, you can climb in through a small hole, which is what people often say, "There is a hole in the sky." There are still many bones of cattle and horses that have not fallen apart. We children must climb in. How did these cows and horses get into the mud? Isn't that strange?
I said a strange thing, not my personal experience, but it did happen, and many people really witnessed it, which was particularly strange and even a little scary.
Burial is still practiced in the mountains. Ten years ago, an old man in a family was dying, so a relative went to a famous stonemason's house here to arrange stone carving. He wrote down the name of the deceased, gave it to the stonemason and left.
A strange thing happened. When the old man went to pick up the tombstone after his death, he found that the name engraved on the tombstone was not the old man's name, but the name of the relative who went to see the stonemason at that time. Everyone who went with him was surprised and his back was cold. You know, this is the name of a living person.
Everyone asked the stonemason what was going on. The stonemason said it was carved according to the given name, and there was nothing wrong with it. But when I went to look for the note with the name on it, I couldn't find it anyway.
The man was so angry that he beat the stonemason, smashed the tablet and left angrily.
Strange things have happened. Not long after, the man had an acute attack and died suddenly while working on the mountain.
Originally, when I went to get the tombstone that day, everyone who went with me thought that the stonemason must be too busy and remembered the name wrong. However, when this man died, everyone thought it was too weird, even a little scary.
When the masons heard about it, they stopped carving tablets and devoted themselves to the Buddha.
This incident spread all over the mountain village at that time, and many people knew that the masons were still alive.
I have met strange things, but I don't know if they are strange or not. I remember it was two years ago when I was still selling clothes. Well, I'm going to Shijiazhuang to get the goods in the morning, because we got on the bus earlier and started to go out at two o'clock, which is already past two in the morning. I remember that I went out early that day and took the tram to our village, at the gate of that school. At two o'clock in the morning, it was quiet and dark, and no one was around. My cell phone rang. I didn't think too much at that time. Look, the mobile phone number belongs to my partner, so I answered the phone. She asked me where you were. I told her I was at the gate of our school, and then I answered the phone? I lowered my head, but I didn't look up. Then she told me where to meet, and I dropped my phone. Let's put the phone down. I looked up and saw an 80-year-old man, not tall, pushing the old scooter with a lot of wood blocks on it and moving towards me bit by bit. Actually, I wasn't afraid at the time. I put my mobile phone in my pocket and rode the tram to find my companion. I'm telling you today, it's actually no big deal. When people say it, small things become big things. Believe in yourself and don't listen to other people's advice. There are many things. If you don't think about them, nothing will happen, right
Speaking of the strange things I met in my hometown in the countryside, I will think of my grandmother, who is 89 years old and has little feet (foot binding) and is in good health.
Okay, just a little hard of hearing. My uncles and aunts usually take good care of them. Every morning, I wash my face and comb my hair and start eating. After dinner, grandma helped me with other small things, such as sweeping the floor and mopping the table. My grandmother is willing to do it. It's inconvenient to walk because it's small feet. I seldom go out, but I usually move in the yard.
On the ninth day of May that year, it was the busy farming season. My uncle and aunt went to the field to cut wheat before dawn. Before a shelf of cars was full, I heard someone shout, Feng Wa (uncle's nickname) hurry up, your mother fell on the edge of the pit, hurry up! My uncle ran home in three steps. Grandma has been carried home by the villagers, and her pants are covered with mud. She quickly hugged the bed and changed her pants.
My uncle quickly asked someone to send a message to my mother. When we arrived, my mother quickly looked at where the injury was, and found that the inner thigh was a little green, and her legs and body stopped hurting. Grandma said I was sleepy and got up late. I took the basin to the pit to wash my face and slipped. Behind grandma's house is grandma's house. Behind grandma's house is a big puddle. At that time, I was very angry with my mother and felt relieved that there was nothing serious.
However, the situation is not as simple as we thought. That night, grandma began to fall asleep, talking nonsense, drinking only a little water and lying in bed for three days in a daze. She left us forever at 7: 00 pm on May 12 at the age of 89. Up to now, my family has been wondering how an old man with little feet who never goes to a puddle can wash his face with a washbasin in the morning. I slipped and landed on my ass, but it didn't hurt. Why is there bruise on the inner thigh? Usually the body is tough, how can you die when you are squatting? These problems have been bothering my mother, and I always feel that grandma's departure is strange and incomprehensible.
I am an atheist. I don't believe in ghosts and evil. I went to the hospital to take medicine when I was sick, and I never took detours when I met something. However, in 2002, my workmate, Master Chen's wife's evil spirit and healing process puzzled me, and it still lingered in my life memory.
Today, I will show you this amazing and incredible exhibition to share with you.
At the end of 2002 1 1, we built a high-rise residential building in Taiyuan, Shanxi. Because of the cold weather, we went home and had nothing to do, so we had to play cards and chess to kill time.
One morning while playing cards, Master Chen, a worker, called and said that his wife was wrong. Let me go and have a look. A few card friends and I immediately packed up the card beach and hurried to the Chen family.
Seeing Master Chen's wife really scared us. In the past, when everyone was happy, Yu's actions and remarks were enough. Today, he cried and laughed for a while, and sat at nave's Eight Immortals table cursing this and that. Chen's neighbors can't do anything about it.
Lao Yan, a village doctor who has been calling for a long time, told me that Yu was not ill today, but was possessed by evil spirits. Let me find someone to deal with it quickly. Although I don't believe in superstition, I still have to ask my distant uncle who knows little about Yin and Yang and is called Mr. Yin and Yang.
Soon my uncle invited me. When he saw it, he said it was evil and told me to fight evil with peach wood. I don't know how to pick up an axe and cut a big branch from a peach tree outside the village and carry it back for my uncle to hit. In fact, my uncle just took a few small tips more than 20 centimeters long and the thickness of straw from the branches of peach trees and smoked them on the rest of his upper body clothes.
According to his strength, it doesn't hurt anyone at all. However, Yu Shi has jumped off the square table and knelt down for mercy. He said to stop fighting.
So, my uncle asked, where are you from? Why don't you tell the truth?
Yu said: I said. I am Lin's wife. I came here with my sister today and walked outside her yard. I saw Yu washing clothes in her yard. There was no fence or gate in her house, so I came in and entered her body.
It turned out that the daughter-in-law of the Jianlin family in the second village group, who was less than 30 years old, died of illness the day before yesterday, leaving a son and a daughter. His sister, who lives in the east of Master Chen's house, sent her dead sister away and went home. Master Chen's front avenue has no gate or courtyard wall, which is the only way. So, the necromancer of Jianlin's daughter-in-law came up with her sister, walked to the door of Master Chen's house, saw Yu washing clothes, and came in and entered the body.
My uncle continued to play and asked:
You are Jianlin's daughter-in-law You didn't ask why Jianlin came to the Chen family to harm people?
Yu's answer: The Yin-Yang teacher who came to bury people in Jianlin's house sealed the door with a symbol, so the necromancer could not get in. You send a message to Jianlin to take care of my children.
My uncle said: You are Jianlin's daughter-in-law. You didn't ask Jianlin to take care of the children, but you came to harm the Chen family. You are really looking for a fight!
Said, and raised the thin peach tip in his hand and took two strokes on Yu's back. At this point, I saw Yu Shi trembling, mouth say:
Stop arguing, stop arguing, I'm leaving.
Uncle asked: Now hurry up!
Yu's answer: Come on, I'm putting on my shoes. ... now I'm walking in the yard ... now I'm on my way outside the hospital, ...
At this point, just incoherent, swearing, no different from the past, back into a good man.
At this time, everyone saw that Yu's family was good and praised my uncle's skill. Master Chen's mother cooks happily when she sees her daughter-in-law.
Noodles were served soon, and I shared a meal with everyone who helped at home. When everyone was popular, Yu took a bowl of noodle soup and poured it on my uncle's neck, burning my uncle's feet. When everyone rushed up to give my uncle first aid, Yu's appearance became just now, jumping on nave's square table and sitting down, crying and laughing for a while.
Seeing his strength, my uncle told Master Chen that he could not resist being driven away and suppressed now. Send for Mr. Yin Yang, the coward from the next village.
After listening to my uncle's words, two old people who helped invited Mr. Cao, and soon Mr. Cao invited him.
As soon as Mr. Cao entered the door, Yu came down from the altar of the central scroll, poured water and handed Mr. Cao a cigarette, and the whole person suddenly returned to normal.
After everyone explained the situation to Mr. Cao, Mr. Cao put his pen, ink, paper, inkstone, clock and bell on the table of the Eight Immortals and stamped it with Hong Xin's seal. Master Chen knelt down to burn incense and sit on the throne, while we all watched.
At this time, Yu, who had just returned to normal, changed again, throwing Mr. Cao's pen and ink and splashing ink on Mr. Cao's face.
Facing the present situation, Mr. Cao said that he was a hermaphrodite in the literary world and could only persuade Taiwan. Now evil has seen through his ability, and he can't get rid of it. Therefore, Mr. Cao also recommended Mr. Yin Yang, a Yin Tan in the neighboring township. At this time, it has been dark for a long time, and Mr. Yin's home is far away. I can only watch Yu Jia make trouble at home. In the middle of the night, I called her thirsty. She unscrewed a newly installed warm shell water plug and drank a shell of boiling water of more than 80 degrees in one breath. That scene made everyone present, including me, stand up straight.
Waiting time, time has passed so slowly. After a difficult night, the next day, everyone quickly found someone to invite Mr. Yin.
Soon, Mr. Yin will come. Unlike Mr. Cao, Mr. Yin doesn't have a Four Treasures of the Study. He just holds a whip in his hand and ties a scarecrow, waving the whip for a while and muttering to himself for a while. After more than two hours of tossing, Yu finally returned to normal.
Finally, Mr. Yin said that this is an evil spirit. If it is driven away and suppressed, it will be difficult to expel it and it can only be reborn. So, he hung up a famous brand, put on a paper coat, took it to the crossroads in the west of the village, and burned it while chanting.
After Mr. Yin's ordeal, Yu's family really returned to normal completely. However, dancing, laughing and cursing for two days and one night really made Yu feel like he was seriously ill and didn't have the strength to move when he slept, just like a dead man.
So, I once again invited Dr. Yan, a village doctor, to help Master Chen give Mrs. Yu a few days' potion, and Yu finally recovered completely. Up to now, 19 years have passed, and this situation has never reappeared in Yu.
Now, Yu is 55 years old and has raised a pair of children with Master Chen. After the son got married, he gave birth to two sons, and Yu raised two grandchildren in one hand. Up to now, the eldest grandson has been in the first grade of primary school, and the younger grandson is three years old. Yu's body is still very strong.
Do you find it strange?
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