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Urgent! Cinderella's Plays (Funny)

Cinderella (script)

Characters: Cinderella, prince, stepmother, stepsister, elf, polite lady, narrator, Xiao Zhuo, maid-in-waiting.

Narrator: The story is as long as time. Lonely Cinderella was bullied by her half-sister and stepmother.

Sister (grabs a pencil box from the ashes): Give it to me!

Gray: This is mine!

(on mother)

Mother: Tell me if you want it. If you don't tell me, how will I know what you want? How can I not give it to you if you don't tell me? I don't know what you want if you don't tell me. Isn't it wrong to be a mother? So, if you want it in the future, be sure to tell me. I won't give it to you. If you want. ...

Gray: What a mess. I don't understand.

Mother: OK, I'll tell you again. Let me know if you want. If you don't tell me, how will I know what you want? How can I not give it to you? I don't know what you want if you don't tell me. Isn't this a wrong mother? So, if you want it in the future, be sure to tell me. I won't give it to you. If you want. ...

Ash (covering his ears): Oh, I can't stand it. (escape)

(below)

Narrator: On this day, my mother received a short message from the royal family.

(Mom is standing, reading while watching her mobile phone)

Mother: 20 12 On February 25th, the royal family will hold a grand banquet on the fourth floor of Wan Xiu Garden.

(sister)

Sister: Mom, maybe you will choose a princess.

Mother: Oh, dear, why didn't I think of that, little one, I'm proud of you!

(below)

Narrator: All this was heard by Cinderella who was hiding aside. She knew she couldn't attend the party, so she was super depressed.

The prince is taking a bath. )

Gray: I came to your window again tonight. How lovely your shadow is on the curtain.

Prince (sneezing): I hate it. Who is thinking of others again? (under the prince)

Narrator: At this moment, an elf appeared.

(The elf bounces twice on the court, walks to the center of the court and then turns around)

Genie: Come on, baby, you love him, don't you?

Cinderella: Please, you can't speak Chinese.

Elf: In the dead corner of thinking, we hit a miracle, and removed the impossible. Even if the rest is impossible, it is still true, because there are standard answers, which are usually not problems. ...

Cinderella: Stop, can't you say something human!

Elf: If you want to live well, you must eat well. If you want to be in a good mood, you must do well in the exam; If you want to get high marks, don't forget all the subjects; If you want to find your own direction in the loneliness and prosperity, you must …

Cinderella: Oh, no! Say what you want to say!

Elf: Do you want to be with the prince?

Cinderella: Nonsense, why is Ai Jia here if you don't want to?

Genie: For mobile users, please edit the short message "I love you, prince, just like mice love rice" to 1 10. For Unicom users, please edit the short message. ...

Cinderella: Stop, I am so poor, where can I get a mobile phone?

Elf: OK, then we have a deal! I'll lend you three magic weapons and invite our etiquette lady to play!

(Miss Etiquette)

Miss Etiquette: 1, Jane brand stunning false eyelashes, No.2, Jinguangxing brand slim evening dress, No.3, which is also our highlight today! Chen Shui-bian stepped on your glass shoes!

Cinderella: So little?

Elf: Don't worry, there is also Lee Teng-hui's brand. I'll give you a roll of toilet paper later

Cinderella: I feel dizzy!

Elf: Remember, be sure to come back before 12, otherwise. ...

Cinderella: So?

Genie: After 12, all these things will disappear, except the crystal shoes, so ... (looking around), I'll tell you a secret trick!

(below)

Narrator: An exciting day has finally arrived. Cinderella is wearing Jane Zhang brand false eyelashes, Jin Guangxing brand slim evening dress, Chen Shui-bian brand glass shoes and Lee Teng-hui brand toilet paper in her pocket. You'll be on your way later. And all this, her half-sister and her dragon-like stepmother are still completely ignorant.

(Sister, mom, go)

Sister: Mommy, isn't it a little? ...

Mom: That's fair.

Sister: Be kind.

Mom: Say it again, then I want to tell you that Mommy is very angry and the consequences are very serious. I've made up my mind, needless to say!

Narrator: The exciting moment has finally arrived. At the party, the handsome prince met the beautiful Cinderella.

(The Prince and Xiao Zhuo)

Prince: Alas, Xiao Zhuo, why are all the girls present today uglier than you? Pig's waist and face.

Xiao Zhuo Zi: It's really not beautiful. It's not a pig's waist and face. It is an authentic shoe-pulling face! I have seen a lot of the world in those years when I followed the Queen!

Maid-in-waiting: Prince, there is a girl outside the door! Carriage, dress, is it satisfied or not?

Prince (seeing Gray): Sister, have we met?

Cinderella: Maybe.

Sister: Mom, look! That's not ... (pointing to gray)

Mom: No way! Let her go.

Narrator: The prince and Cinderella danced for a long time until 12 …

Gray: Oh, my God! Prince, although I don't want to part with you, I have to go.

Wang: Hey, you haven't eaten yet! (running after the ash)

The etiquette lady puts a piece of paper with glass shoes on it on the ground. )

Wang (picking up the glass shoes): Ah, these are the girl's glass shoes! I have to find her!

(all closed)

Narrator: After many hardships, the prince finally found Cinderella and took her back to the palace.

(All hands in hand: The story ends here, thank you! )