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Urgent! Cinderella's Plays (Funny)
Characters: Cinderella, prince, stepmother, stepsister, elf, polite lady, narrator, Xiao Zhuo, maid-in-waiting.
Narrator: The story is as long as time. Lonely Cinderella was bullied by her half-sister and stepmother.
Sister (grabs a pencil box from the ashes): Give it to me!
Gray: This is mine!
(on mother)
Mother: Tell me if you want it. If you don't tell me, how will I know what you want? How can I not give it to you if you don't tell me? I don't know what you want if you don't tell me. Isn't it wrong to be a mother? So, if you want it in the future, be sure to tell me. I won't give it to you. If you want. ...
Gray: What a mess. I don't understand.
Mother: OK, I'll tell you again. Let me know if you want. If you don't tell me, how will I know what you want? How can I not give it to you? I don't know what you want if you don't tell me. Isn't this a wrong mother? So, if you want it in the future, be sure to tell me. I won't give it to you. If you want. ...
Ash (covering his ears): Oh, I can't stand it. (escape)
(below)
Narrator: On this day, my mother received a short message from the royal family.
(Mom is standing, reading while watching her mobile phone)
Mother: 20 12 On February 25th, the royal family will hold a grand banquet on the fourth floor of Wan Xiu Garden.
(sister)
Sister: Mom, maybe you will choose a princess.
Mother: Oh, dear, why didn't I think of that, little one, I'm proud of you!
(below)
Narrator: All this was heard by Cinderella who was hiding aside. She knew she couldn't attend the party, so she was super depressed.
The prince is taking a bath. )
Gray: I came to your window again tonight. How lovely your shadow is on the curtain.
Prince (sneezing): I hate it. Who is thinking of others again? (under the prince)
Narrator: At this moment, an elf appeared.
(The elf bounces twice on the court, walks to the center of the court and then turns around)
Genie: Come on, baby, you love him, don't you?
Cinderella: Please, you can't speak Chinese.
Elf: In the dead corner of thinking, we hit a miracle, and removed the impossible. Even if the rest is impossible, it is still true, because there are standard answers, which are usually not problems. ...
Cinderella: Stop, can't you say something human!
Elf: If you want to live well, you must eat well. If you want to be in a good mood, you must do well in the exam; If you want to get high marks, don't forget all the subjects; If you want to find your own direction in the loneliness and prosperity, you must …
Cinderella: Oh, no! Say what you want to say!
Elf: Do you want to be with the prince?
Cinderella: Nonsense, why is Ai Jia here if you don't want to?
Genie: For mobile users, please edit the short message "I love you, prince, just like mice love rice" to 1 10. For Unicom users, please edit the short message. ...
Cinderella: Stop, I am so poor, where can I get a mobile phone?
Elf: OK, then we have a deal! I'll lend you three magic weapons and invite our etiquette lady to play!
(Miss Etiquette)
Miss Etiquette: 1, Jane brand stunning false eyelashes, No.2, Jinguangxing brand slim evening dress, No.3, which is also our highlight today! Chen Shui-bian stepped on your glass shoes!
Cinderella: So little?
Elf: Don't worry, there is also Lee Teng-hui's brand. I'll give you a roll of toilet paper later
Cinderella: I feel dizzy!
Elf: Remember, be sure to come back before 12, otherwise. ...
Cinderella: So?
Genie: After 12, all these things will disappear, except the crystal shoes, so ... (looking around), I'll tell you a secret trick!
(below)
Narrator: An exciting day has finally arrived. Cinderella is wearing Jane Zhang brand false eyelashes, Jin Guangxing brand slim evening dress, Chen Shui-bian brand glass shoes and Lee Teng-hui brand toilet paper in her pocket. You'll be on your way later. And all this, her half-sister and her dragon-like stepmother are still completely ignorant.
(Sister, mom, go)
Sister: Mommy, isn't it a little? ...
Mom: That's fair.
Sister: Be kind.
Mom: Say it again, then I want to tell you that Mommy is very angry and the consequences are very serious. I've made up my mind, needless to say!
Narrator: The exciting moment has finally arrived. At the party, the handsome prince met the beautiful Cinderella.
(The Prince and Xiao Zhuo)
Prince: Alas, Xiao Zhuo, why are all the girls present today uglier than you? Pig's waist and face.
Xiao Zhuo Zi: It's really not beautiful. It's not a pig's waist and face. It is an authentic shoe-pulling face! I have seen a lot of the world in those years when I followed the Queen!
Maid-in-waiting: Prince, there is a girl outside the door! Carriage, dress, is it satisfied or not?
Prince (seeing Gray): Sister, have we met?
Cinderella: Maybe.
Sister: Mom, look! That's not ... (pointing to gray)
Mom: No way! Let her go.
Narrator: The prince and Cinderella danced for a long time until 12 …
Gray: Oh, my God! Prince, although I don't want to part with you, I have to go.
Wang: Hey, you haven't eaten yet! (running after the ash)
The etiquette lady puts a piece of paper with glass shoes on it on the ground. )
Wang (picking up the glass shoes): Ah, these are the girl's glass shoes! I have to find her!
(all closed)
Narrator: After many hardships, the prince finally found Cinderella and took her back to the palace.
(All hands in hand: The story ends here, thank you! )
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