The joke of Wu Junru's mass texting (about)

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One day, Yu Jun woke up from his sleep and found that the art treasures that were still there yesterday were gone. So Xiao Yujun took his mobile phone and wanted to send a message to Ipoh.

The message is as follows.

"Dear, miss you. Where are you? Come back soon! "

Xiao Yujun pressed the send button and fell asleep in a daze, but he didn't know that he had pressed the send button.

It just happened.

Wheeler: "Jun Yu, this is not good. The yellow emperor will be jealous when he sees it. "

Wang Ye: "Actually, we'd better be brothers. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about you. "

Guan: "Yu Jun, you are still young, and some things cannot be forced."

Well Lee: "Little goldfish, that, maybe not now. Xiangzi fell asleep next to me! " "

Corn said, "Yu Jun, you finally understand my heart."

Zhang Jianbo: "What's the matter with you? Did you drink too much? "

Tan Jiexi: "I have Dandan!"

Liu Xin: "Me. . . I'm recording a song, not now. How about tonight? "

Sean: God, don't let little Huizi see it. But I'm still in bed! "

Kung Fu: "Baby, what's the matter? I am recording a program now. I’ll be right back. Be good. A Mu ~ "

I wonder if it's telepathy. Ipoh woke up just after receiving Yu Jun's message, but he only saw Ipoh's message.

In a daze, Yu Jun replied to the text message and then lay down again.

"Well, I'll wait for you in bed. Come on. People miss you. "

However, the confused Jun Yu pressed the batch scheduling again, so. . . . . .

Wheeler: "June Wu, I warn you, I only love the Yellow Emperor!" " "

Wang Ye: "Son, I have someone I like."

Tube: "But. . . Hey, okay. Wait for me. "

Corn: "Baby, I'm coming."

Zhang Jianbo: "So bold and unrestrained? Are you kidding? "

Tan Jiexi: But you can't tell Danny about us! "

Well Lee: "I'll come as soon as Xiangzi leaves."

Liu Xin: "What's the hurry? Ok, right away! "

Sean: "ok, I'll come in a minute." But you can't tell Xiao Xunzi! "

Ipoh: "Dear. I'm on my way back. You want to take a bath and go home in 20 minutes! "

Sure enough, Jun Yu glanced at Ipoh's message and went to take a shower. He completely ignores other people's text messages.

June Wu, June Wu, look, and then pack the next thing!

Go ahead.

After receiving the short message from martial arts and coming back 20 minutes later, Yu Jun happily went to wash the incense, but after washing, he didn't see anyone with martial arts ~

I sent a message: "If you don't come back, I have finished washing. If you don't come back, just wait and see ~ "

Wheeler: I'm on my way. I will go with you. Please tell the yellow emperor ~

Wang Ye: "I am a pure man and can't speak martial arts."

Tube: "Things really can't be forced."

Well Lee: "Xiangzi is still sleeping. I can't leave. I'll talk about this later. Let's go to your house first! "

Corn: "You really know my heart. I'll let you climb the wall in my next life."

Zhang Jianbo: "You're not drinking remy martin, are you? Drunk like this, I don't compensate you ~ "

Tan Jiexi: "Danny won't test me with your mobile phone, will he?" Gentleman's costume: I only have Danny in my heart! "

Liu Xin: "My agent sister can't say anything, but I don't think I will spare me if I go for a surprise."

Sean: "I already have a Well Lee, but I can tuck in with you and just chat ~!" " "

Martial arts: "honey, you are angry ~, I will be downstairs right away, I will go up right away ~" "

continue

Ten minutes later, Yu Jun was tired of waiting at home.

Sent a text message: if you don't come, I'll run away from home! ! ! !

Wheeler: I'll be right there. I am on the No.2 bus. ...

Wang Ye: Hmm. . .

Tube: I really can't You ran away from home. Some art will chop me up ~ ~! ! ! !

Well Lee: Ouch! Xiangzi is still awake. I'll call faw right away ~! ! Be sure to calm down

Corn: I'm on the road next to your house.

Zhang Jianbo: Oh, my God! You run away from home, I'm finished! ! ! ! Don't look! ! ! I'll call FAW! ! !

Tan Jiexi: Calm down. Take it easy. I called faw,

Liu Xin: I called Yi Qiqi. ...

Sean: He hasn't got up yet, but he can't come. Go and get Yiqi.

Kung Fu: Honey, I'm right at my door. A second later, I received countless "complaint" calls.

reappear

Wu Zheng was lying in bed waiting for Ai Bao in June.

As a result, the door was kicked open

Wheeler: "Yes, your boy is quite leisurely."

Wang Ye: "Ah, calling so many people, are you kidding?"

20 10-8-8 23:22 reply

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Pupil _ An Xiaoke

56 fans

second floor

Guan: "June Wu, what's the matter?"

Corn: "555555. Jun Yuyi deceived my feelings. "

Well Lee: Sean, it seems that we were defeated by a child.

Sean: "Nothing to say. . . . . "

Liu Xin: "Well, I thought you were going to commit suicide, and your agent scolded you."

Zhang Jianbo: "I don't seem to have drunk."

Tan Jiexi: Danny, I thought she was kidnapping you.

At this time, Ipoh rushed in and said angrily as soon as he entered the room, "What a June Wu! You tricked me into having a party. "

I said innocently, "What happened to the shrimp? Hey! Ipoh, don't go! ! ! ! ! "

After coaxing everyone out, Yu Jun suddenly wanted to sleep, but she still couldn't let go of Ipoh.

I had to send a text message: "Come back, it's not my fault, is it?" As a result, mm-hmm . . It should be clear to everyone why Jun Yu always finds it hard to accept the "group sending button" and sends a group message in a deranged place again. 、、、、

Wheeler: "What else do you want?"

Wang Ye: "Hey, kid, you are so free."

Tube: "Apologize is ok, but I'm as thin as a bone. Why should I go back? "

Corn: "I know you lied to me and felt guilty, but can I not go back?" "

Well Lee: "Xiangzi said that you ate too many snacks and your brain was short-circuited."

Liu Xin: "I haven't settled accounts with you yet! ! ! "

Zhang Jianbo: "Still going? No, I don't want to lose weight. "

Tan Jiexi: "Are you sure that Danny didn't steal your mobile phone?"

Sean: "Weizi said you were crazy."

Wu Yi: "Since you sincerely apologize, then come out and find me. I am at the * * * Hotel. "

Yu: "Ipoh still understands me. . "I finally got it right this time.

Said a goldfish PDPD came to XXX Hotel. But I haven't seen martial arts,

So I started texting again: "Where are you? I am here! "

Still obsessed with the group. . . . .

Wheeler: I said, can't you stop? You just kicked me out and came to me again? !

Wang Ye: If you ring the doorbell, I will call the police and say that a child is disturbing the people in broad daylight.

Tube: (⊙ o ⊙) Ah! You came as soon as I got home? You wait,,,,

Corn Ti: You came if I didn't go back? How much you miss me!

Well Lee: Xiangzi said to turn off the mobile phone, but I don't agree. What if something happens to you?

Liu Xin: My mobile phone was taken by my agent's sister because SMS disturbed my work. . .

Zhang Jianbo: You've lost weight!

Tan Jiexi: Danny, I was wrong. . . .

Sean: You son of a bitch, I told Will to turn off his cell phone. He wouldn't do that. I think he is going to climb the wall. . I'll send you back when you come.

Kung Fu: I'm on the second floor. ...

Mou Yu

At this time, some children's shoes suddenly need to go to the toilet (...)

A goldfish said, "I didn't see you,,, you came to the stairs."

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: I didn't see you either. . .

Wang Ye: I'm at home. . .

All right, you wait.

Corn Ti: Baby, I'm coming.

Well Lee: Turn it off and then turn it on. I said, what are you going to do? Xiangzi couldn't watch it anymore. Go to your FAW, and don't bother people here.

Liu Xin: My mobile phone was taken by my agent's sister because SMS disturbed my work. . .

Zhang Jianbo: Oh? I, uh, I just went out, in the supermarket across the street. . . . Actually, at home.

Tan Jiexi: Ah Dandan. . . .

Sean: Shut up and don't explain.

Kung fu: I'm in the toilet (...)

I ran into the toilet and couldn't find martial arts, saying that martial arts went out to find him, and he found it again.

"I'm in the toilet now. I didn't see you. " Is a quality

Wheeler: "Toilet? No one. "

Wang Ye: "I only saw my lonely toilet in the toilet."

Tube: "Didn't you come to my house? When did you go to the toilet again? "

Corn: "I'll go home to the toilet to find you right away, and wait."

Anonymous: "Sean threw my cell phone into the sewer. If I want to love you, I can only borrow others'. -Hey "

Liu Xin: After the rehearsal, turn on the computer and say, "June Wu! ! Are you finished? "

Zhang Jianbo: "Are you a ghost, in the toilet? Which toilet? "

Tan Jiexi: "Danny, I was wrong. Give your mobile phone back to Yu Jun. Don't fool me. I promise not to climb the wall! "

Sean: boots: "June Wu, if you are more careful, I will throw it into the sewer!" ! ! ! ! "

Wu Yi: "Hey, I'll wait for you in Room 609 on the second floor. Don't run around! ! "

Finally, a goldfish saw Wu Xiaoyi and jumped up happily. ....

After dinner, an artist had to go to work, and a goldfish went back alone.

20 10-8-8 23:23 reply

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Pupil _ An Xiaoke

56 fans

second floor[British English]; third floor[American English]

Then, a goldfish sent another message, dear, I love you so much, I am waiting for you.

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: ... ahhh, I can't stand it, 177, I need you! （...)

Wang Ye: Oh, my God ... Yu Jun, are you okay?

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not in. .....

Corn: I love you too, baby! Where are you?

Well Lee: Off.

Liu Xin: My mobile phone was taken by my agent's sister because SMS disturbed my work. . .

Zhang Jianbo: I'm dead. I have something to burn. （....)

Tan Jiexi: I love you, too, Danny.

Sean: Shut up and don't explain.

Kung Fu: Well, be good ~ I'll be right back.

A goldfish fainted in room 906 and found no one.

So the text message ing (...): "Nobody. Are you going the wrong way? " Group sending (. . . )

Wheeler: My house. How could I make a mistake?

Wang Ye: There is only one toilet in our house. . .

Tube: I am at home, and you ignore me! ! !

Corn Ti: Have you ever studied invisibility?

Anonymous: Xiangzi said he would throw me into the sewer and asked me to pick up my cell phone and send you a text message.

Liu Xin: I'm in the rehearsal hall, not at home.

Zhang Jianbo: You fell into the toilet. After identification,,,

Tan Jiexi: Danny ... I beg you. . . Give your mobile phone back to Jun Yu,,,

Sean: Little friend, you have seriously disturbed our lives. You climbed up the wall. I'm going to the police! ! !

Kung fu: It's right to go out and look at the house number. You are going the wrong way, aren't you?

A goldfish was too lazy to wait and went home.

Of course, you must send a text message to the martial arts ~ a goldfish has been sent again, dear, I'm going home ~ waiting for you.

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: Not in the toilet?

Wang Ye: Finally home! Thank god!

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not in. .....

Corn Ti: home? Baby ~ I will find you! ~

Well Lee: I finally got my mobile phone back ~ Xiang is with me!

Liu Xin: My God!

Zhang Jianbo: Did you really drink?

Tan Jiexi: Danny ~ Home ~ You returned your mobile phone to Yu Jun.

Sean: June Wu! If you climb over the wall, Wei will sue you!

Wushu: Oh ... I'll bring you something to eat later.

When you are finished, you need to attend an art work meeting.

Then, a goldfish became precious again. Where are you? Don't come back so late?

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: Call 177. ...

Wang Ye: I'm at home. I didn't go out. Why don't you come back and talk? !

Tube: I eat delicious shrimp outside. . . Is it late? It's only eight o'clock,

Corn: I dance on the roof of our unit. . .

Well Lee: OMG, after my unremitting efforts, I finally got my mobile phone! ! I'm next to the sewer-

Liu Xin: I'm rehearsing-

Zhang Jianbo: I'm eating. Why should I go to your place?

Tan Jiexi: Am I not at home? Danny, when will you come back?

Sean: Cowell went to buy you a mobile phone. I'm going to complain in 177! ! ! !

Wushu: Turn off your cell phone in a meeting.

Wu Xiaoyi felt hungry after the meeting, so. ...

Wu Xiaoyi: Honey, I'm going to buy snacks, so you have to wait for me at home.

Then, a goldfish sent another message: honey, don't worry, I'll wait for you ~ what ~

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: Don't worry, Yellow Emperor! ! Yu Jun, can you stop? （...)

Wang Ye: Don't worry, I will! ! You still let people sleep? !

Subway: Jun Yu, please let me sleep.

Corn mention: don't worry, baby, slow down ~

Well Lee: Off.

Liu Xin: My mobile phone was taken by my agent's sister because SMS disturbed my work. . .

Zhang Jianbo: Actually, I miss your snacks ...)

Tan Jiexi: Danny ~ Give us a minute. Don't use it on your mobile phone. ...

Sean: Shut up and don't explain.

Kung fu: well, be good ~ wait for me ~

Some fish: Honey, people want to eat the meat in your mouth.

(Group sending, no explanation)

Wheeler: I'm a little angry today and I have a nosebleed.

Wang Ye: Go to bed.

Tube: The subscriber you dialed has gone abroad. Please call again after returning home.

Well Lee: To sm me. 555555~~~~

Liu Xin: Well, Yu Jun, I'm the agent's sister. There's nothing like this in the hype. I like what you said. Come on.

Zhang Jianbo: I'm looking at the ashtray.

Tan Jiexi: Danny, I was wrong.

Sean: Wu Qiong, if you seduce Wei again, his result today will be your tomorrow. (In sm ...)

Ipoh: Honey, be good. I know you're in a hurry. Be right back.

Ten minutes, twenty minutes, Wu Xiaoyi hasn't come back, so the goldfish is impatient.

A goldfish hair: honey, I'm hungry, so hungry, when will you come back ~

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: You are hungry. What do you want to eat? Let me take a look at it for you (...)

Wang Ye: Jun Yu, pay attention to lose weight, lose weight! !

Tube: I just finished eating delicious shrimp. You asked me to bring you some.

Corn Ti: What does the baby want to eat? I'll buy it now ~

Well Lee: I am hungry, too. Xiangzi and I went out for dinner ~ Besides, I finally got my mobile phone back. Don't hurt me.

Liu Xin: I just finished my lunch box, or you have some left.

Zhang Jianbo: I am hungry, too. Who will buy me food? Go to your house and ask him to bring me some by the way.

Tan Jiexi: Danny, honey, what do you want to eat? How am I?

Sean: Are you finished? Don't harass my Wewe Chan ~ If you harass me again, you will harass your Yiqi.

Kung fu: honey ~ I'm waiting in line ~ don't worry ~ ten minutes.

20 10-8-8 23:23 reply

small tortoise

Pupil _ An Xiaoke

56 fans

Fourth Floor

A goldfish hair: honey, forget it, I don't want to eat it. I can't eat well at night (...)

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: Hi, I just bought Chinese hamburger for you.

Wang Ye: This is my obedient little friend.

Tube: I just bought delicious shrimp. Forget it. I'll eat it myself.

Corn: Oh, look at you thin. Eat more (...)

Well Lee: You are hungry for a while, and you are not hungry for a while. Your belly is plasticine,

Liu Xin: I fed the rest of the box lunch to the dog.

Zhang Jianbo: Tell your 17th to send something. You're not hungry. I'm hungry.

Tan Jiexi: Danny, you don't like me ... I mulberry heart-

Sean: Send harassing messages to Yi Qiqi. ...

Kung fu: What's the matter? I'll buy it for you to eat tomorrow,

20 10-8-8 23:24 reply

small tortoise

Pupil _ An Xiaoke

56 fans

Fifth Floor

Ten minutes later, a goldfish went crazy. ...

A goldfish hair: I don't care if it is tolerant ~ I love you, come back soon ~ I can't bear it alone ~ (...)

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: Although my brother is very accommodating to you, I won't play tricks on you!

Wang Ye: Jun Yu, have you had enough trouble? If you do that again, I'll hit you! !

Tube: I ate all of them ... hey, I ate too much and got pimples (touching my face when I was hair).

Corn: Don't worry about my love ~ Your love will help you bear it ~ (...)

Well Lee: Shit! Xiangzi saw it! ! The mobile phone is in the trash can! ! June Wu! I don't want this phone! You give me a new one!

Liu Xin: You can talk it over with the dog. Maybe you can eat more ~

Zhang Jianbo: My love is just a snack.

Tan Jiexi: Danny ~ ~ I knew you wouldn't leave me ~ ~ I'm coming ~

Sean: Keep sending harassing text messages to Yi Qiqi. ...

Kung fu: Don't worry, don't worry, it's my turn ~ I'm back now ~ Be good ~

20 10-8-8 23:24 reply

small tortoise

Pupil _ An Xiaoke

56 fans

Sixth floor

In another hour. ...

A goldfish sent: "Baby, I can't wait ~ I just took a shower and sat on the bed. Hurry up, MUA~ "

mass e-mail ...

Wheeler: "How many fucking times do you want me to tell you that I love the Yellow Emperor!" " "

Wang Ye: "Oh, my God, Yu Jun, you are too JQ."

Tube: "Calm down ..."

Corn: "I'll wait for you, I'll be right there!" " ! ! "

Well Lee: "I can't ... Xiang is beside me. I'll go when he falls asleep. "

Zhao Fan: "Hello, little goldfish, I got on the bus and will be there soon ~"

Liu Xin: "MUA~ I knew you were interested in me, huh?" I'll leave if I'm not here "

Zhang Jianbo: "Wow ~ I'll go if I have something to eat."

Tan Jiexi: "Danny, I know you are testing me, and I love you ~"

Sean: "Wei is still with me. He fell asleep. I'll wait there. "

In this way, Well Lee and Chen Xiang are waiting for each other to fall asleep. ...

Kung fu: "well, MUA~ go back at once!" " Brought you roast chicken ~ "

A goldfish hair: I'm so bored. Chat with me ~ (...)

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: I am the Yellow Emperor ~ ~ If you dare to send it to Wheeler again, I will chop you up! ! !

Wang Ye: About what? !

Test tube: after I digest it. . .

Corn mention: OK. You open the quilt,

Well Lee: Shut up and don't explain.

Liu Xin: I'll show you the dog. I have to rehearse. . .

Zhang Jianbo: I'm eating a snack. Your Qiqi is so stingy. Don't even send me snacks. And I have to buy it myself

Tan Jiexi: Danny, your actions are consistent with your words.

Sean: Keep sending harassing text messages to Yi Qiqi. ...

Martial Arts: Does Sean smoke? ! Keep texting me,

A goldfish: I am sleepy. Want to sleep ~ (...)

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: You finally want to sleep. I said how energetic you are!

Wang Ye: If you don't sleep, I'll call and say you're disturbing people.

Go to sleep. Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?

Corn Ti: Baby, have a good sleep ~

Well Lee: Shut up and don't explain.

Liu Xin: Oh, thank God you finally want to sleep.

Zhang Jianbo: Hey, don't go to bed so early. If you have sex, who will subsidize my snacks? No, no, no, give me a snack before I go to bed!

Tan Jiexi: Danny goes to bed when he is sleepy. . Good night~

Sean: Keep sending harassing text messages to Yi Qiqi. ...

Martial arts: Why are there so many harassing messages ... Baby, take a rest when you are sleepy. I am almost there.

20 10-8-8 23:24 reply

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20 10-8-8 23:24 reply

small tortoise

Pupil _ An Xiaoke

56 fans

The eighth floor

At two o'clock, a goldfish was hooked. . . Woke up. . . .

A goldfish: What are you doing! Half awake and half confused, thinking it was dawn (...)

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: Half asleep and half awake.

Wang Ye: Go to the toilet -0-

C: What are you doing? I'm doing ~ ~

Corn: I dreamed of you ~

Well Lee: Shut up and don't explain.

Liu Xin: I'll be home soon -0- Why don't you sleep?

Zhang Jianbo: Snoring like thunder.

Tan Jiexi: When you come back,

Sean: Send harassing text messages to sleep. ...

Kung fu: I'm right next to you. Are you still texting? ! Don't stay up so late! 》

In the morning, a goldfish woke up in a daze.

A goldfish: Where to play today? （.....)

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: I'm going to accompany the Yellow Emperor today. Go find your little artist. ....

Wang Ye: Aren't you going to play with your little artist today?

Tube: Today, I practiced my calming magic at home. ...

Corn Ti: Baby, go wherever you say ~ ~

Well Lee: It's still turned off, and there's still no explanation. ..

Liu Xin: God, I have to rehearse today ~

Zhang Jianbo: OK, OK, can you take me to the supermarket ... can you please me with money ~ ~

Tan Jiexi: Danny, I'll go wherever you say ~ I'm willing to go to hell ~

Sean: Send harassing text messages to the car crash. ...

Wushu: Well, whatever. When I'm done with this. . I will listen to you. .

Fish 5 minutes later: Oh ... Baby, I'm so bored! Hurry up! Take me out to play.

Of course, it is still a group ( ....

Wheeler: I told you I wanted to go with the Yellow Emperor! !

Wang Ye: Xiaoyi is really not here! Well, what if you are not free today?

I am very intellectual. I am calm. .....

Candy: OK, baby! I'll find you right away!

Well Lee: Still turned off .. No explanation. ..

Liu Xin: I told you, I have to rehearse! Leave me alone! !

Zhang Jianbo: OK! Wait for me at the supermarket! Don't forget your money!

Tan Jiexi: Danny, are you still using your mobile phone? ...

Sean: Send a harassing text message to Yi. ....

Wu Yi: Jun Jun, I'll be ready soon ... Get dressed and wait for me! Go back at once

/kloc-A fish after 0/0 minutes: Ahhh, where are you? I can't wait, come back soon ~

Of course, it is still massive (...)

Wheeler: I'm going to change my mobile phone number ...

Wang Ye: OK ... I'm free. I'll be right there.

I didn't receive anything ~ I shook my head.

Corn Ti: I'm downstairs in your house ~ don't worry ~ where shall we play later?

Well Lee: Attendant's voice: The number you dialed is out of service. Please broadcast later.

Liu Xin: Yuyu, I'm the agent's sister. Liu Xin is very busy today. I'll find him later. No, look for me later ~

Zhang Jianbo: I'm in the supermarket opposite your house ... Come on ~ I've taken a fancy to many things.

Tan Jiexi: Give Yu Jun his mobile phone back first ... Don't bully him when he was a child ... He also wants to chat with his little artist on his mobile phone. ...

Sean: With Well Lee (they went to the suburbs ...)

Kung fu: I'll walk back. I seem to see Xiao Pang and Teague ... I wonder what they are doing here. Harassment messages finally stopped! Wait, honey =3=

2010-8-8 reply at 23: 25

small tortoise

Pupil _ An Xiaoke

56 fans

Ninth floor

Half an hour later,: How come Bao and you are still fine? The Aaron family is bored to death.

Group sending does not explain

Wheeler: It's boring. My revolutionary will is firm, or I'm just my Yellow Emperor.

Wang Ye: I'm tired of working out.

Tube: er ... I only practiced my cool magic to the sixth floor, and there are four floors left, waiting for me.

Corn Ti: Come on, baby, let's eat kebabs.

Well Lee: I'm tired of discovering your family's artistic curiosity. My Xiangzi fainted after sending harassing text messages. Buy a new mobile phone and I'll go with you.

Liu Xin: I'm rehearsing (I'm too busy).

Zhang Jianbo: You pay, and we'll eat delicious shrimp. It's so interesting.

Tan Jiexi: Danny, I'm tired of listening to me sing to you (my girlfriend has to take it home ~ show it to my mother if it looks good ~ ~ ~)

Sean: Sending harassing text messages, fainting and foaming at the mouth, and still shouting: June Wu: Watch seduce me.

Kung fu: Baby, I'll wait for you at the gate of XXX amusement park. Come on, Trojan horse.