Domineering talk about daquan

1, spring is coming and peach blossoms are in bloom. If you stand under a peach tree, you will be very lucky.

2. Dinosaurs all died in the last doomsday; So I'm worried about you this time?

When you want to get married, tell me and I will marry you!

If the heart has no habitat, it wanders everywhere.

Believe it or not, I patted you on the wall and couldn't get it off.

6. Come out to walk the dog, and I don't know how to hold a person when I go back.

7. What's a person like Ceng Xiaoxian Gaji like? That's base plus base.

8, don't say escape, this is a song sung by my sister.

9. The sea is quiet, the iceberg is high, and love hugs in the coldest time.

10, in ancient times, there was no puppy love, only childhood friends.

1 1. I draw your face with a brush, but I can't draw your heart.

12, bitten by a dog, just keep silent. Because people don't care about dogs.

13, want money? Want freedom? Want a beautiful woman? These dreams can help you accomplish.

14, I really hated seeing you and her before. I'll go crazy.

15, there is no need to pretend to be good, just do what you like.

16, you have the right to force me, and I have the strength to kill you.

17, laughing and remembering what you said to me, thinking I was just stupid.

18, you must be strong, even if you are injured and shed tears, you must grit your teeth and go on.

19, I am a generous person and will fall in love with all the people in the world.

20. The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.

2 1, who said that the matchmaker has a mole, and so does Chairman Mao's face.

22. Are you sitting here, waiting for a love or killing some time?

23, look at others, see clearly, look at yourself, but it is so vague.

24, a Qi Liuhai, how many ignorant girls have been hurt, can't let go, can't tie it.

25, the weather is cold, please add clothes in time, pay attention to warmth and lust.

We must firmly believe that as long as we are alive, we can find delicious food.

27. Don't tell me about life, because you weren't born at all.

28. Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain the misunderstanding clearly.

29. When the day put the night in bed again, the sun was born.

Don't ask anyone about me, because I am different from everyone else.

3 1, obviously not a stranger, but also pretend to be stranger than a stranger.

I used to watch TV commercials, but now I watch TV commercials.

33. I put you in my mouth. Shut up, I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.

34. Keep corals away from wind and waves? That would be tantamount to ruining their beauty.

The difference between black and white is that when they come together, they turn gray.

36. There are two kinds of men, one is lewd and the other is very lewd.

37. Bring it on if you dare. I promise you can't beat me under the age of six!

38. Others tell the truth after drinking, but I only vomit food after drinking.

39. I am too lazy to argue with you. If I have the strength, I might as well take more breaths of fresh air.

40. You told me that it will never be the tomorrow I want.

4 1, although it is good to go to bed early and get up early, I am in a good mood to stay up late!

42. I want to be your eyes, because then you won't be afraid of the night.

43. Now that there are more and more billionaires, I only have one hundred million, which is still a memory.

44. I can't say I'm getting back at you, I'm paying you back.

45. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, housing is the lowest consumption level.

46. You said I was cursing, but I wasn't cursing at all.

You can laugh at me and worship me, but you can't laugh at the star I chase.

48. Don't think too much after wrestling, get up first.

49. Don't say that you are getting old with me. I just want my black hair to float.

50. I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!

5 1, keep a diary, I don't know if the pen can't stop or the memory can't stop.

52. Judging from your appearance, I know that your parents were not serious when they made you.

53. Actually, I didn't grow taller on purpose, because I have acrophobia, and I'm afraid if I grow too tall.

54. Don't talk to your brother about money and hurt your feelings! Don't talk to me about feelings, it hurts money the most!

55. Everyone only says three words, not all his heart.

56. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

57. Money treats me like dirt, and I treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

58. Don't cry at my grave, it will defile my path of reincarnation.

59. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.

60. I am such a person, and I will be good to whoever is good to me.

6 1, the status is dry, not waiting.

62. I live too much. The only thing I can put down is chopsticks.

63. The past has gradually disappeared. Cherish the past.

64. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

65, only because of your ruffian helplessness, there is the current media gossip.

66, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

67. Gold always shines, but your glass fork only reflects light!

68. The words "pathetic" and "pitiful" are used on you, and I feel that they are both defiled.

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of water to forget my feelings.

70. You have the right to secretly love me, but you are not destined to be my boyfriend.

7 1, don't want to grow old together, why not let go.

72. When I smile, my face looks like spring flowers, which will definitely touch people, no matter who he is.

73. If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

Judging from this, I'm sure your mother was anxious when she gave birth to you.

75. You don't have a doctor's qualification certificate. Why do you call me crazy?

76. Since you don't know who to cry to, smile at the world.

77. There are some things you have to shoulder, because that is responsibility.

78. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

Don't lie to me, you know I will even believe your lies.

80. Falling in love is the same as calling a lady, except that falling in love is paid in installments.

8 1, too much love, what kind of scenery is seen through.

82. Are you unhappy? Then don't be happy. No one will comfort you anyway.

83. What I am most sorry for in this life is my heart, which hurts again and again.

84. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, but chasing each other is always separated by a sad distance.

85. If you don't choose to be strong, who should you show weakness to?

86. I hope that in our future life, there will be more happiness without reason.

87. If you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. Can I have a bite?

88. If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, it will rain every day.

89. I can go with you alone, even if no one is behind me after the failure.

90. Get up where you fell, and you always fall there. I suspect there is a pit there.

9 1, don't think that wearing makeup is like a person, and you can't draw a staff.

92. If you are poor, you will think about change, and you will not fall into the clouds. When you are old and strong, you would rather be tempted.

If you can be meticulous with me, I will be naked with you.

94. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.

Don't let today's ignorance turn into yesterday's regret

96. You can't afford to buy a house if you are alive, a tomb if you are dead, a life if you can't afford to die.

97. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

98. I hope I can get to know you again. See how I kill you.

99. The chance of meeting true love is even smaller than the chance of meeting a ghost.

100, flying down to thousands of feet, that otaku doesn't waste paper.

10 1. Rejection is a cruel fragment, and silence is a very quiet heart.

102, melodramatic and boring dog, with insufficient capital.

103, grades, you bitch, always alienating me from my parents.

104, you are my father, I am your grandfather, let's sort out the math, I am still your father.

105, expectation is the root of all heartache.

106, I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

107, it is said that it is not safe to play mobile phone while walking, which scared me to start playing while running.

108, broke up. I can wake up crying in my dream when I think of the money my girlfriend owes me.

109, if no one gives me shelter from the wind and rain in the future, I will be my own hero.

1 10, wife in Hong Kong? Lover is a guest? Miss is the gas station on the road.

1 1 1, it's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life that makes me a bitch.

1 12, I'm not a salted egg superman, why should I fight for you?

1 13 You are sweating like a pig today because you missed a muscle when you chose your major.

1 14, if you don't cherish it, I will leave, even though I like you very much.

1 15, the math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

1 16, I didn't take the initiative to find you, not because you weren't important, but because I didn't know whether I was important or not.

1 17. Will a teenager still love me after losing all his hair?

1 18, don't walk around dressed like a comfort woman, grenades will explode when they see you.

1 19 In fact, you have an advantage. Ghosts dare not come to your house at night.

120, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

12 1. As long as you are my friend, I will always stand by your side, even if it is outrageous.

122, you said you like big breasts, so how many pieces of your abdominal muscles do you have?

123, she loved me so much three years ago, and I loved her so much three years later, but we have never been together.

124, your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.

125, hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

126, the road is an incurable scar on the earth, so every step of life is a dull pain.

127, led astray by happiness, I gave up my resistance and was willing to lose the bet.

128, I just can't see what I got before, and now it belongs to someone else.

129, whoever says that he loves you again in the future will be slapped. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

130, my mother said that the prodigal son won't change the gold, who will give me the gold? I will change.

13 1, I have a conscience, but I usually put it in the safe.

132, my temper is something you can never challenge, so I will kill you.

133, I caught a cold hundreds of times, and you continued to have a high fever.

134. If you don't like this, you can stand aside.

135, don't tell me you're sorry if you pretend to be forced. Get out consciously is your best apology.

136, some people will never be forgotten, and some people will always be substitutes.

137, it doesn't need to be too dazzling, as long as it can illuminate me.

138, we can quarrel, but it can't affect our relationship. No matter friendship or love.

139, women are fucking clothes. After putting them on, they must throw them away and keep them, which will be a disaster.

140, look at your appearance, throw it in the monkey pile, others can't see which one is you at a glance.

14 1. Time flies so fast that I haven't seen you yet.

142, hitting people is swearing, it is love, so this message is my favorite.

143, smile even if you are sad, damn it.

144, I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!