What are the classic words of Shuai's cartoons?

The 20th episode A Shuai's classic quotations (super hilarious)

1. Teacher (Takeshi Kaneshiro): It is not easy for our parents to support us. Let's talk about how they are filial to their parents.

Shuai: The grades are not good. I never show my parents the test paper for fear that they will worry about me after reading it. 555 ... I'm too filial!

Recently, two sentences, three and a half sentences, are popular on campus. ......

Shuai: Big face, big face, my deskmate. Learning is great and has many benefits! Do a little creation, poetry is also possible!

Big-faced girl: Xiao Fei is really greedy, stealing beef jerky in class. Look at the test paper, duck egg!

Third, Guo Meimei's "Not Afraid" Little Decline Edition

Ants are black, ants are hoo! Ants are black! Ant, hum!

I'm not afraid of parents quarreling! I'll pretend not to hear. I'm not afraid!

I'm not afraid of my parents scolding me! I will grow up soon and have my own home soon!

I'm not afraid to see the big face! My head is bigger than hers, so I'm not afraid!

Mixing food will only make you more miserable, and stealing food is also a smart performance!

I sleep alone, I'm not afraid! I put on diapers, I'm not afraid!

I eat stinky tofu, I'm not afraid! I eat garlic and I'm not afraid of diarrhea!

No one has a crush on me, I'm not afraid! I am handsome when I grow up. I'm not afraid!

Go and eat Sichuan food, I'm not afraid of spicy food! The more I eat, the more I enjoy it. I am not afraid of spicy food! 1, I am crying inside, but I still have to smile. ...

2, depressed! ! ~ ~ ~ It's so depressing! ! !

Chopin can't play Laozi's sadness any more! ! ! ! ! ! !

Like quiet, like silence, like a person to think quietly, but also accustomed to being surrounded by sad atmosphere.

5. Give up what you shouldn't have and cherish what you have.

6. I have learned in my life that it is impossible to be together without feelings;

7. There is more water than the Bohai Sea, which is the tears I shed because I miss you. . . .

8. I am a ghost. Don't scare me.

9. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. . .

10, a person's world is not lonely, what is lonely is that he doesn't have his own world, and he is helpless in the crowd and doesn't know where to go. ..........

1 1, some things you know are wrong, but you have to stick to them because you are unwilling; Some people know their love, but they have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that there is no road, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.