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A dirty, dirty and provocative routine.

Dirty and provocative routine of provocative love words

Dirty and provocative routine of provocative love words, which is a very normal behavior between lovers, can promote each other's feelings. Even people who are not lovers will talk about love words. Let's share the dirty and provocative routine of provocative love words. Dirty, dirty and provocative routines of provocative love stories 1

1, "I'm going to steal your body temperature", "Speak human words" and "Hug"

2, "Can you imitate a woodpecker", "How to imitate" and "Take my face as a tree"

3, "I think I will lose if I play hide-and-seek with you" "But I didn't hold back from saying good night to you."

5. "I did badly in the exam today" "Why" "Because no matter what problems I encounter, my answer will be you"

6. "When I want to go to many places alone, it's different when I'm alone" and "How is it different?" "I just want to stay where I have you when I'm alone ~"

7. "You're so weird today" "What's weird?" "I'm so weird today?" "I like you strangely"

8. "Do you know why Houyi left a sun on the shooting day?" "I don't know" "Because we want to make love"

9. "I think our friendship can only end today" "Why" "Next we can only talk about love"

1. "Why are you here?" "I want to see you" "I will call you" "I can't see you on the phone"

11. "God is so cruel to me" "Huh?" "let me meet you today"

12. "I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week." "Ok, how to reduce it?" "Put your heart on me."

13. "Will you like me?" "No" "Shall I teach you?"

14. "May I kiss you" "No" "What did I just say to you" "May I kiss you" "Well, yes"

15. "Let's play a game!" "Good!" "One, two, three, Woodenhead, freeze!" "You moved!" "Because I have a crush on you."

16. "I fell in love with someone and decided to confess." "Oh, come on." "I stood at her door for a long time and never dared to knock." "Don't be afraid, I support you." "Can you open the door?"

17. "Dream or me, choose one" "Dream" "..." Dream is to have you "

18." Tell me your love story. " "Well ... my love story." "It's all you."

19. "I know three people who like you." "Who?" "Me, me, me ~"

2. "This selfie is really ugly." "Hmm." Not as good-looking as one tenth of yourself

21, Guess what I'm doing, What I'm doing, Thinking about life, Why do you think about life every time, I have you in this thinking life

22, I'm 9, what are you …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… "Because you are my type"

(2) "Do you like reading?" "Love to watch" "Well, uncle likes you, too."

(3) "Do you know that there is a 1-minute way to be sweet?" "I don't know." "Eating sugar, cakes and thinking about you 98 times a day."

(4) "I have someone I like!" "Who is it?" "Do you want to see his picture?" "good" turn on the camera and take a picture of yourself "look"

(5) "I never return to others in the cold." "Then you can call me back in seconds." "Because in my heart, you are not others."

(6) "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "It's the day when I love you all day"

(7) "Like someone can't be eaten as a meal" "……" "But liking someone can make the meal delicious"

(8) "The sum and multiplication of the first item plus the last item are divided by two." "Why? ""sum. "

(9) "Every time I say that I will never talk to you again and let you go" "Don't believe me" "Do I look like a principled person?"

(1) "Is there an airport nearby?" "No" "Then why does my heart fly at the sight of you" < P > (11) "Don't close the window tonight." "Why?" "I want to sneak into your dream."

(12) "I finally know why I am single." "Why wow?" "In order to wait to meet you now."

(13) "I don't think you can talk to your lover for a long time", "What should you say" and "accompany you all the time"

(14) "Can you tell me who you like?" "Who do you care about?" "Not you!" "If you lie to me, will you die?" "I lied, you're not dead!"

(15) "There's nothing valuable in my house" "I'm the only one who can get it" "I don't have to return it to you generously"

(16) "I just want to close my eyes" "Why" "My eyes are all on you"

(17) "We don't have to turn on the light at night together" "Why?" "Because you can shine ~"

(18) "Do you prefer cats or dogs?" "cat", "meow", "dog" and "woof"

(XIX) "Do you know what you look like?" "What person?" "My man."

(2) "No matter where you are", "Blowing my wind" and "Hugging you for me"

(21) "Let's cooperate" and "Cooperate with what?" "the rest of my life"

(22) "Winter is coming" and "Yes" "Then you should confess to me quickly, or your hands will be warm when it's cold."

(XXIII) "Dear, do you know why it is salty when you eat too much salt?" "Because salt itself is salty." "Because I am free, I can have more time to miss you."

(XXIV) "It's so annoying that only three people I know like you", "Who" and "I, I, I, I"

(XXIV) "Do you know why the descendants left one behind when they shot at the sun?" "Keep it to light up the world." "Wrong, leave one for us."

(XXVI) "Do you want to get rich overnight?" I just want to hold you every night.

(XXVII) "I can't give you much" "Let me make an iou" and "Can I repay it with the rest of my life"

(XXVIII) "Is it acceptable for me to apologize to you?" "Did you do something bad again?" "I like you without permission."

(XXIX) "Walk with me" "Why" "Didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were young"

(XXXX) "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know" and "staring at you" are sultry, dirty and sultry routines. 3

1. I accidentally created a big guy.

2. Wait, my eyes will fly over first.

3. Please give da ji whatever you want, master.

4. once climbing to the top of the peek, one would see, it's up to you.

5. Your body is my gym.

6. The handsome man across the street is waiting for my harvest.

7. Li Kaichun, I want you in Wang Tiezhu.

8. A stranger is like jade, and a son is unparalleled in the world.

9. excuse me? Then close your eyes.

1. People are not dirty, which is different from salted fish.

11. Just do me a favor and come to my heart.

12. Do you want me to apologize or make a confession?

13. I don't care about you, but I fall into your arms.

14. Retire to the garden and just want to grow strawberries with you.

15. I won't make you cry except in bed.

16. I'm afraid of meeting real people, so I'll be embarrassed.

17. My happiest thing was being your angel.

18. You are busy. When are you free to marry me?

19. I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

2. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 3.

21. I'm not a child anymore. I can't cry if I can't hold on.

22. You should be a dream, and I should be a gust of wind.

23. Kiss you secretly, and then we blush together.

24. If appropriate, push the boat with the current, and it will be done.

25. With your IQ, I'm never tired of playing you a thousand times.

26. If you joke with me again, be careful that I break up with you!

27. There is something on your face. What is it? A little handsome.