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Durex bankruptcy is not a tragedy, Durex bankruptcy is a tragedy.

You may forget the people you laughed with, but you will never forget the people you cried with.

Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly.

Live, one day life will burn out, the body will return to the earth, and flowers will bloom. The soul becomes a memory and lives in people's hearts forever. Everything in the world goes on, and so does human life.

The congestion in Beijing has brought trouble to the capital.

A bitch is a bitch, and the economic crisis can't be expensive!

Although I lied to you, you have to believe me!

Confucius said: hit with bricks, hit on the face, can't continue to shout, shout dead, not dead is the winner!

Just because you cry doesn't mean you are really compassionate; Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.

If the direction is wrong, stopping is moving forward.

Stupid is too smart!

God will certainly forgive me, because that's his profession.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

Other people's money and wealth are things other than me.

Not all coquettish beauties are *, but they may be salesmen.

According to the law, men can get married at the age of 23, but 18 can be a soldier. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

Grandstanding can be flattering or falling out of favor.

After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

In any case, either make mistakes or cooperate.

I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but not without it!

When I was a child, I didn't read. My mother said: When I grow up, I will let you marry a bachelor who sells pork. Now educate your daughter: study hard and grow up to marry a bachelor who sells pork.

If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon, and I was shocked when I ate the first one: Is there anything worse in the world? I cried after eating the second one: there really is!

What? You have a pure relationship? What's the point? Wear a condom?

As long as Taiwan Province Province is not recovered, I will pass Grade 4 in one day!

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the ability to recruit.

We should look ahead and not miss some bad dates. How can I know what is good?

My heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

Tears are the most useless liquid, but you let tears show that you are useless.

Tragic life funny mood phrases, tragic life can only end in tragic life.

1 I hope all the girlfriends you find in the future are inflatable.

You dare to last forever, but I dare not.

Examinations are not conducive to the healthy growth of students.

Dear, let me be buried in your ancestral grave.

The serious business of a week is to spend the weekend, and the serious business of the weekend is to sleep under the quilt.

I was eighteen years old, like a rose.

Computers and I have the same language. Every time I look at him tenderly, he subconsciously collapses.

You're almost overdue, find someone quickly.

It's chilling to see that you have changed the examination paper countless times.

10 A tragic life can only end in a tragic life.

1 1 delete you because you are too standing in my sister Q.

12 is going to have an exam, which is a tragedy. Everyone else is reviewing, and I am previewing.

13 Huluwa in the mountains has never seen Altman in the city.

14 Who said I was delicious? I didn't eat my hair when it floated into my mouth.

15 who still believes in true love?

16 I may be burdened with handsomeness that this era should not have.

17 ask what is money in the world, which makes people die unsatisfied.

18 since the space music was changed to restless, it was found that fewer and fewer people ran classes.

19 thoughts can be dirty, but life must be healthy.

I have to admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

2 1 I don't need to feed you, can you not give me water?

Life is like cooking noodles. If you put the water down before it boils, it won't be premature, but it will only be tangled.

Paratroopers are landing hawks and are naturally surrounded.

24 should eat. You should drink. Don't worry too much.

I don't talk easily because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth.

My only shortcoming is that I am too handsome, and my only advantage is that I have found my own shortcomings.

Brothers may not worship God, but they must worship Guan Yu.

Please put away your pity and roll all the way to the sun.

Real heroes dare to face the fact that they are getting fat.

The dream now determines the future, so let's sleep for a while.

Tragic love quotations

1, love is just a game that you chase after me. Where there is a beginning, there must be an end. Those tears, crystal clear and pure, left traces for a period of time.

3, I don't want you to know, I don't want to be found by others, so I quietly, quietly disappeared.

4. People who often make you angry are people who love you more, but just don't know how to express it.

If time can't make you forget those people you shouldn't remember, what's the meaning of our lost years?

6. It turns out that people around everyone are constantly changing, so that we always sigh that things are different.

7. On the road of life, you will meet all kinds of people along the way, and few people can really accompany you.

8, walk, walk alone, walk tired, and your heart is broken; Love, a person love, love to cry, cry tired.

I met, but I didn't have time to get to know each other. Yes, but I don't have time to get familiar with it. I'm familiar with it, but I still have to say goodbye.

10, if time can't make you forget those people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

1 1. Love is mysterious and sacred, which means that few people can enjoy true love.

12, what you expect, what will be farther away from you; The person you are attached to will suffer the most.

13, the so-called love is nothing more than love between men and women, and love is nothing more than thieves and prostitutes.

14, choose a person you love, it is better to choose a person who loves you, and it is yourself who is persistent and finally injured.

15, every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity, which makes people think, make people strong, and make people know how to cherish.

16, what should I do if I get hurt? In the end, you are not alone. I dare not think. I hope you are happy, do you hear? I'm sorry!

17, love is always better than reality, so is meeting and farewell. I hope you don't mind too much.

18, if you smile, others may not wish you happiness. If you cry, there is no reason for others to dry your tears.

19, loneliness is actually beautiful, you and I can understand it, because we are all vulgar, come alone and go alone.

20. Love is selfish. A man as rich as a king will never give up any of his love.

2 1. Always put yourself in others' shoes. When you think this will hurt yourself, the other person may have been hurt.

22. With trembling hands, I carefully wrote on the sansheng stone that I want to stand with you in a charming landscape in the afterlife.

23, true or false, even when I warm my heart, it is cold, and all the strangeness around me makes me have nowhere to escape.

24. When did * * * promise forever? Time crushes the eternity of two people, and after all, only one person's eternity remains.

25. Maybe it's the feeling of being afraid of being hurt. I don't want to provoke it any more. Just close my heart and I won't feel hurt.

26, the night is deep, the rain outside the window is crying, clinging to love, entangled in past dreams, lingering in the sea of people, losing your original.

27, real tears, tears will never hang on the face, I believe they are clear, flying freely in the desolate darkness.

28, today's looks together, just do your best. The safest and most timely way is to be with yourself.

29. I have seen through the world of love, the hypocrisy and lies between people, and the so-called love in the world of mortals.

30, who wants to live alone, who wants to live alone: it is not difficult to control the deep feelings, how can it be as cold as ice!

3 1, the more afraid of losing, the easier it is to lose. The more you want it, the more you have to put it down. It's hard to let go, but there is no choice.

32. Everything is still at a loss. Maybe the best choice is to be calm and persistent, but it's just a big talk.

33. I just want to seal myself up and lick the wound. I don't want to mention the glory of the past, I just want to step on every step.

Time flies. I want to walk with it until the end of my life, but I can't move. I stay where I am like a root.

35. Some people meet just a firework, some people are destined to change their lives, and some people are destined to never forget them.

36. Remember, will it never disappear? I am guarding a dream as fragile as a bubble. Happiness has just begun, but sadness is already lurking.

37, time will let you know about love, time can prove love, can also overthrow love. There is no kind of sadness that time cannot alleviate.

38, that is a habit, but also a kind of dependence, spiritual dependence, emotional dependence! Suddenly lost such dependence, the heart is lonely.

39. The deeper you love, the deeper you hurt. It's hard to love someone, it's even harder to love someone who doesn't love himself, and it's even harder to forget someone you love.

40. What should I do if I get hurt? In the end, you are not alone. I dare not think. I hope you are happy. Did you hear that? I'm sorry!

4 1, when love becomes a memory, when love becomes a meteor in the sky, our love is just a beautiful fireworks.

42, love can be met but not sought, and the pursuit of love can only be defeated; It is a foolish fool to long for love at an early age.

43. After you leave, I don't want you to forget one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

44. Stand in the rain and listen carefully. I can still hear your breathing and heartbeat. I can hear your thoughts, the name you call from the bottom of your heart.

45. If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

46. A woman who is indifferent to love and doesn't want to love again often loves deeply. It seems that all poisons do not invade, but in fact it has already invaded the body.

47. You are a fallen leaf, you are willing to do it; I am a fallen leaf, helpless, wandering around and returning to the dust.

48. Love is neither impulsive nor infatuated. Love contains passion, but it is not the same as passion. Love includes happiness, but it is not just happiness.

49. Anger invaded my mind like wild Warcraft, and then it grew like wild grass in my heart, out of control.

50. A love is too painful, maybe it's just a dream I haven't forgotten, which makes me awake. I wonder if your feelings can bury my love for you.

5 1. At dusk, two birds found a pair of wandering hearts in Love Square. They were blue with cold and aching all over, but they still refused to comfort each other.

52. Time has blurred the face. Even the unforgettable love disappeared in the creaking sound of the annual rings, leaving only one feeling in my heart.

For me, every day is the same. Although there is bitterness and sweetness, there is more joy in bitterness. I don't care if it's gorgeous, I only care if I'm happy or not.

54. Life is so long that you can't imagine what else you can experience. People's life is also very short, and they are old without experiencing anything.

55. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to handsome boy village and became the village head as I wished.

56. The most unsuitable for marriage is the prodigal son, and the most suitable for marriage is also the prodigal son. It is often not a woman who changes a prodigal son, but a woman who just appears when the prodigal son wants to change. .

57. If we don't meet, the words in the middle of the night won't be sad, the lonely years won't be lonely, the fleeting story won't have an ending, and there will be no sadness in the dream.

58. At the beginning, tacit understanding is a kind of dialogue, and you will understand it when you say it. Later, the tacit understanding was a look, and it was clear when you saw it. Finally, tacit understanding is a kind of belief, and you can feel at ease when you think about it.

I don't know where my loneliness comes from, but I really feel lonely. You are lonely, too. Everyone in the world is lonely, but everyone's loneliness is different.

I was completely hurt by his words! Why did you do this on purpose? You misunderstood what I said. This winter is very cold, but not as cold as my heart.

6 1, I never thought I was the kind of woman who could laugh it off. I don't care about anything, and it doesn't matter. However, some injuries can never be forgotten.

62. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other. You can't be the enemy. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.

63. Lonely world of mortals, who accompanied who watched the gorgeous fireworks has long been a thing of the past. Let this rainy night wet all my thoughts, break the past and let tomorrow continue well.

64. Invisible things are seen. The summer breeze is blowing gently, and the leaves in the grass are dancing. The past is fresh in my memory. The dark clouds gradually dispersed and the soft moonlight sprinkled on the window.

65. I looked back countless times, looking for the familiar back. The night sky was colorless. In this dark night sky, we can't see clearly, so we are drifting away from each other.

66. Love makes two people from unfamiliar to familiar, and from familiar to unfamiliar. Love is a game that turns a pair of strangers into lovers and a pair of lovers into strangers.

67. If we don't meet, the memory of years won't be an excuse to cry, the quiet world won't be a reason to be lonely, and the pain of missing at night won't fall in the dream.

68. In my world, autumn is red makeup like maple leaves, and winter is flawless like cold flowers. However, in today's world, only bleak leaves are left.

69, rotating love, slightly green. Before the arrival of the god of love, the old man didn't take care of me in the month. There should be no complaints, but the time has not come, that's all.

70, a misty rain, red dust; A desire for love, blended with separation after meeting; A beautiful dream, ignoring lonely memories; A fallen flower tells the endless return.

7 1. We have been to every place just to feel that joy again, but we always leave with tears in our eyes, and there are too many things to forget and give up.

72. There are so many places around a person that you can pay so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.

73. Love is like many essential spirits of human beings, such as philosophical belief in moral soul. We can't talk about love in rational language or logical reasoning at all.

74. Some scars, scratched on the hands, become a thing of the past after healing. Some scars are scratched in my heart, even if they are scratched lightly, they will remain in my heart for a long time or even a lifetime.

75. Some people are close at hand, but they have no chance to hold hands all their lives. It seems that there is always an unbearable pain around you and it takes time to ease it.

76. Time passes quickly and slowly. Everything seems to be a fixed frame and looks like a cruise ship. There is a lighthouse, but there is no direction. The heart is always crying.

77. Love is a kind of practice. Who will get positive results in this practice? No matter who it is, I believe we will grow up and become a kind of love texture and the baptism of the soul.

78. The most painful thing is what you expect, and finally it is accompanied by a painful ending. After waiting for so long, you still lost the emotional game. Why are you always so inexplicably injured?

79. When two people are together, one person will always get hurt. It is better to learn to forget than to immerse yourself in pain. It may be difficult, but time will prove that all love will never disappear.

80. What a pity if all the sadness, pain and failure are false. There are many false feelings and false meanings in the world, but their pain, failure and sadness are always real.

8 1, because no one cares, but has been hurt, why should we summon the power of another world? My only friend is actually the only support I have created.

82. She always insists on quality first and believes that the best is worth waiting patiently. However, the last red apple is usually sour, and the thrilling great love usually doesn't wait.

83. Why is it so painful to forget someone? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

84. If you never start, how do you know if you will love that person very much? In fact, the feeling of loving each other is discovered after experiencing many things together.

85. Love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, you have actually been conquered by each other to a certain extent. First, the attraction of the other party to you, and then your desire to conquer the other party.

86. There was a vigorous love, and my heart was full of lingering; Now is the regret of lamentation; Tears, uneasy pain; Love to death, earth-shattering, unforgettable

87. It turns out that nothing in the world is eternal. Friendship will die. A love, separated, broke up. Cherish what you have now, maybe the next second, it won't belong to you anymore.

88. Love is appreciated more on stage than in life. On the stage, love is both the material of comedy and tragedy; In life, love often leads to misfortune.

89. The mirror image of a thousand years ago is dusty in the Lingta nine days away. It was opened during the meeting. So we have known each other for a long time. Just, meet again in this life.

90. When night comes, it is the most fragile time for one's mind and the craziest time for missing. In fact, a person is not lonely, but when he misses someone, he is really lonely.

9 1, the deepest sadness, how can I speak, how can I still live with a silent heart, leaving a body in the air, and my heartache without a track makes me want to forget the whole world.

92. One can't resist everything. Sometimes, in the shadow of white clouds, a bird walks in the street. Birds can do it, but I may not be able to do it. What you can do, I may not be able to do it.

93. Believing that love can change a person is not only the benefit of youth, but also the sorrow of youth. A prodigal son is always a prodigal son. What changes a man may be the love of God or the compassion of Buddha, but it will never be a woman.

94. My heart is beating so fast, how to control it close to your heart; My face is so hot, how can I not get close to your arm? My eyes are so confused, how can I make them not look into your eyes?

95. The so-called fate, like invention, comes from accident. Love is also an invention, which needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.

96. The value of love lies in itself, not in its result. The result may be misfortune and happiness, but it will never be the most unfortunate and happy. In the process of love, there will be the most experience and imagination.

97. All sorrows always leave a trace of joy, and all regrets always leave a perfect corner. I was in the deep sea of the ice peak, looking for the gap of hope, but when I woke up, I caught a glimpse of the beautiful sunshine!

98. Sometimes I don't understand, just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes I don't understand, but I don't know what to do when I understand, so I keep silent.

99. Should I walk with my head up or my head down? Should I walk by the wall or by the ditch? Should we follow in the footsteps of the couple in front, or hold the air around us? Should I walk on the ground or float in the air?

100, some pain, I can't resist, love to the depths, let the world spin and sigh. Is there a kind of love that can travel through time and space and teleport distance? Without you, I would rather be stubborn and settle down all the way.

Love is a tragedy, not everyone can act it well!

1, I like your smile, my rainy day is illuminated by you, I like being hugged by you, warm and subtle.

I will let you find the reason to love me.

3. The most exciting thing in the world is that someone you thought you had no chance to get close to actually fell in love with you.

When you meet a dream, good love makes you see the world through a man, and bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

I really want to leave everything behind and leave, but I have no ability.

The girl strode forward to take care of the dog behind her.

7. I loved, cried and laughed for you, but in the end you didn't want me.

8, you can do whatever you want, but please my heart.

9. I still don't hesitate to cross the winter and the equator and rush to your summer with joy.

10, an accident made me forget all the people and things.

Why don't you hold his hand? There is nothing shameful about loving only one person in your life.

12. When the sun shines and the breeze blows, all the boiling feelings will turn into clear air.

13 Please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetful water.

14, who doesn't expect to be moved, afraid that I am more tired than you.

15, love is a tragedy, not everyone can act it well!